17 thoughts on “free fortune cookies!”

1. “You are number 6! Who is number one?”

   Screw you cookie! Im number 1!

2. Hit list? Shit list? I say define your terms before you start gunning for ranking!

3. Doesnt matter. Id rather be the worst than slightly less than the worst

4. “Vol-au-vents and Disney characters will cause you some distress on Friday afternoon.”

   Eep!

   Hey, you beat me to it. Well, never mind, will just have to steal it now.

5. Um, the first fortune referred to the series The Prisoner. Patrick McGoohan was “Number six”. The point of the show was that he was trapped in a psychodrama prison where enemy agents tried to break his will by throwing sexy girls at him, thus to discover the identity of his uber-boss, “Number One”.

   I thought you had culture?

   A new, updated, series was planned for next year, but the new Number Six gave up Number One after three minutes of waterboarding–sorry “freedomboarding”.

   As for my fortune cookie:
   Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow

6. Az, stay well away from Metro on Friday: I happen to know his wife has a large collection of Disney-ania. But as far as I know, she’s not particularly about the vol-au-vents, thank god.

   Metro! That’s totally anti-Semitic! How can you take them at all seriously now?

7. Rather surreal…I got “find jahel nauwials and he will give you all you desire.” So I google him, I get three hits: 2 for marieinflorida who got the same cookie, and one for the Sci-Fi News Archive that gives this tidbit:

   “WIP, Phyzassia – Grain farmer Jahel Nauwials hosted his daughter’s wedding on his 2,000 acre spread northwest of Cykul, complete with bride and groom sailing off on a small stratosphere. Four years later the stratosphere is gone, dried out by Phyzassia’s worst drought on record.”

   The whole fortune cookie scam is really a plot by the Sci-Fi News to get some more hits. You could try it, RC. Is there someone out there who could make you a silly-test generator? Then, you fill it with obscure references to your blog, and people will come in droves…

8. Ah! That sounds like an idea. Yes, I’ve found a quiz generator: now to work on a premise!

9. LOL – Mine says “Better Start Drinking Now”

10. To quote Monsignor Montoya: “I do not think that word means what you think it means.”

    But my fortune cookie said to take some time off–why not Friday afternoons and Saturdays?

    I’m looking to find a shiksa for to be for me my shabbos goy, if you have some time. And my wife has a large collection of Bugs, not ABC/Disnazi, by the by.

11. You may become more amusing by trimming the edges off your teaspoons.

    I have no idea how this could make me any more amusing than I am now but I will try it…….

12. Absolutely. If nothing else, your kids will laugh at you.

13. I have no culture

    Also..i think it makes you entertaining bc then you cut your mouth and sadists laugh

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15. How very odd these are showing up now.

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