Quiz: Which Japanese Smiley Are You?

This so totally works for me!


You are “Yakuza” (Japanese mafia)

Pubic Hare

Pubic Hare: the photographic evidence!

The Pubic Hare

The Pubic Hare

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The Greatest Porn Intro In The History Of Recorded History

Bar none. Presenting Brandon Irons, porn star extraordinaire, mixing it up with an Eastern European beauty and a huge, menacing, Canadian garter snake. SFW, I might mention.


via Defamer

Someone find this movie, watch it, and tell me that, yes, they DO make a pun about garter snakes at some point.

no, really!

I really AM going to make some original posts. I just have to get the computer stable and stay home long enough. Can you tell it’s summer?

Quiz: What Condiment Are You?

Well, phonically this goes very well with the previous quiz, although the literal-minded such as myself will note that it’s not really a good match.

Still, accurate!


You Are Hot Sauce


You are the life of any party, because you’re so good at bringing people out of their shell.

You have a knack for helping people happily embrace their true selves.

You are ambitious, driven, and fearless. You love taking risks.

Your taste in food is 100% adventurous.

You’re up for sampling any exotic cuisine or someone’s kitchen experiments.

You live for trying new things, and you get sick of eating the same food (even if it’s very delicious).