William Shatner sings to whales.
Don’t ask me. I just blog this stuff.
So, is that what you call a podcast?
Monthly Archives: December 2008
The Battle of Bethlehem
It’s Santa vs the Babby Jeebus in the fight of the … duplennium? Sumthin’ anyway.
George W. Bush gets a shoe thrown at him! Shocking Video Footage!
The world watched in horror today as a frustrated reporter chucked a shoe at US President George W. Bush, narrowly missing. He should have known you don’t grow up in a house run by Barbara Bush without being able to duck lightning-quick. Indeed, ducking is probably his greatest skill.
Here’s the shocking video footage:
via Greg Fenton of Nexj which I shamefully admit I don’t know how to pronounce.
Phen-tun?
every waiter’s nightmare
I haven’t worked at Starbucks in nine years, but I STILL remember the neurasthenic cat lady (who no doubt taught pottery to survivors of sexual abuse or goddess affirmations to divorcees or something similar) who asked for a non-fat, no-egg, dairy-free eggnog.
To which I replied that she could not have one, as God did not mean for that to exist. And no, it took them SIX MORE YEARS to fire me!
Quiz: which creature of the night are you?
Awww, they grow up so fast. I remember when she was no more malevolent than a fluffy bunny!
My favorite Q/A combo: 10 e:
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear?
- Is the tree on fire? Please tell me the tree is on fire!
I must admit, my Cthulhu Spawn score is shockingly low, but I attribute this to my response to a car breakdown. I mean, everybody knows that wild woodland sex fixes cars. Which reminds me to get an unreliable car…and a boyfriend.
| Which creature of the night are you?
Your Result: Demon
Your raging id needs no chemical incentive to break out into a fiery orgy of destruction. When you’re not burning, you’re brooding. All you need is someone to point the way out for you. |
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| Cthulu Spawn |
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| Vampire |
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| Incubus/Succubus |
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| Sorceror |
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| Werewolf |
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| Ghost |
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