If you think that title is far-fetched, you should see some of the streetwalkers around here. Oft, and truly, has it been said, Holy Jeebus, that raincoaster can whore it out like nobody’s business! And oft am I questioned on the results thereof. And, truly, answering is good for hits so here we go again! Cat and Bunk, over in the popular Mummified Fairy Remains thread, were wondering:
rain– How ’bout an update on the stats for this whored out post? Maybe a screenshot of the graph? I’m willing to interpret it for Metro.
Those were actually comments number 1297 and 1298, respectively, but I’m too lazy to edit the code. Anyway, their wish is my command, so here are the stats with bonus graph for the Mummified Fairy Remains post.
| J | F | M | A | M | J | J | A | S | O | N | D | Tot | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 07 | 717 | 1,537 | 945 | 3,212 | 3,543 | 3,309 | 5,047 | 3,145 | 5,432 | 26,887 | |||
| 08 | 8,962 | 6,641 | 4,548 | 4,638 | 6,998 | 4,228 | 5,063 | 4,516 | 3,223 | 6,569 | 3,703 | 1,293 | 60,382 |
| J | F | M | A | M | J | J | A | S | O | N | D | Tot | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 07 | 24 | 50 | 32 | 104 | 114 | 110 | 163 | 105 | 175 | 98 | |||
| 08 | 289 | 229 | 147 | 155 | 226 | 141 | 163 | 146 | 107 | 212 | 123 | 186 | 177 |
and the graph, unfortunately, will have to wait till I figure out how to save it to a place I can use it on this machine. It’s so advanced I can hardly use the damn thing!
For more on the ongoing (and underreported!) covert war in our gardens, see here.
Bettie Page, the wholesomest stripper the world has ever seen and probably the original model for BOTH Betty and Veronica, is hospitalized in critical condition in Los Angeles after a heart attack. The 85-year-old legend is reported to be in a coma at an unnamed LA-area hospital.
Here is some video of Bettie in her glory days of 1950, stripping with her trademark smile and a wink (and slight White Girl’s Rhythm).
from CelebritySmack
You just can’t keep a bad ex-candidate down. Yes, the Dan Quayle of Alaska is back, with a retro holiday special sure to bring a tear to the eye.
from Jimmy Kimmel via SeriouslyOMG
raincoaster 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone whore a post out this much. I am impressed!