You honestly mean to tell me I haven’t written an original post for my! OWN! DAMN! BLOG! in nearly a month? Well, you lucky bitches had better enjoy the next fourteen or fifteen hours, because the second I have one second to myself, I’m going to be blogging the living damn daylights out of WordPress.com, just you wait and see.
Boys, warm up the servers. It’s going to be a bumpy ride!
From Bunkbeds, probably the coolest sales site I’ve ever seen. Because why? Because hellOOOOOO, what other children’s furniture site offers hawt, bleeding edge internet quiz goodness like How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunkbed With A Velociraptor? Eh? I ask you.
Try and outlast me, gentle readers! I make that velociraptor my bitch for a full minute and nineteen juicy seconds!
I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor.
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No, seriously. Think about it. She’s got John‘s money and no particular need to be the ruling Rock Widow of Our Times, which goes to Courtney Love on sheer batshit-insane points. Sure, Yoko‘s meaner, and she’s smarter, and she’ll outlive Courtney by a good twenty years, but it’s time she moved on. Time she found a new man.
Time she found this man.
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William Lamson is clearly both deeply artistic and strange to the pink, gooey core. Check out his site: my particular favorite video is “Monument Valley Flight Attempt” but one has to come to it with preparation. One has to be ready. One has to wait it out, all two minutes, forty-one seconds of it. There IS no punchline. It, itself, IS the punchline. Or is the viewer?
Or the reader of this blog?
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