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31706</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/meme-password-putin-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Putin Weak, Zelenskyy Strong</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-08T23:31:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/06/06/hacktivist-target-list-from-the-it-army-of-ukraine-for-june-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/meme-russia-feb-2022-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sic transit gloria Russi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/meme-russia-feb-2022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 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all</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-30T04:13:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/03/08/hacktivist-crew-ilit300-phone-bombs-russians-with-message-of-support-for-ukraine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/spreadsheet.png</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/tweet.png</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/opukraine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 31695</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-08T15:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/02/23/the-pre-occupied-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/trudeau-preoccupied.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau preoccupied</image:title><image:caption>Justin Trudeau looking preoccupied. And bearded</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-24T02:50:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/02/21/the-post-occupation-ottawa-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/meme-canadian-fafo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme Canadian FAFO</image:title><image:caption>Don't mess with the cobra chicken!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-22T01:48:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/02/14/the-battle-of-billings-bridge-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/meme-canadian-protest-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme canadian protest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/meme-biggest-canadian-riot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme biggest canadian riot</image:title><image:caption>Biggest riot in Canadian history</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-14T23:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/02/14/givesendgo-truckerconvoy2022-fundraiser-hack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/nazi-occupiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 31446</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/michael-flynn-edited.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-14T08:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/02/02/the-flutruxklan-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/trudeau-feb-1.webp</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Feb 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-04T09:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/01/19/the-fuzzy-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/trudeau-furry.webp</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau furry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-19T22:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/01/12/the-early-morning-well-almost-on-time-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/trudeau-i-got-vaccinated.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau I got vaccinated</image:title><image:caption>Again. And again. And again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-13T03:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2022/01/05/covid-briefing-bingo-welcome-to-2022-edition/</loc><lastmod>2022-01-06T02:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/the-million-mask-march-2021-mmm2021/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/la.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Million Mask March 2021 Los Angeles</image:title><image:caption>Million Mask March 2021 Los Angeles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/anon-cities-mmm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anon Cities MMM</image:title><image:caption>Anonymous Million Mask March 2021 Cities</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-06T00:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/10/06/the-liminal-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/trudeau-and-hadrien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau and Hadrien</image:title><image:caption>Quick, Maple Boy, TO THE DIEFENBUNKER!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-11T00:50:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/09/10/jay-leiderman-the-first-attorney-of-anonymous-a-statement-from-christopher-doyon-aka-commander-x/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/jays-funeral.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/jay-leiderman-and-anons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 30826</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-11T00:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/08/15/election-bingo-rideau-hall-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/trudeau-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Family</image:title><image:caption>Ella-Grace, Sophie, Justin, and Hadrien Trudeau walk to Rideau Hall to meet the Governor General prior to her dissolving Parliament and calling an election. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-15T21:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/07/26/non-election-election-bingo-part-the-second/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/mary-simon-invested.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Simon invested</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/rideau-hall-tent-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rideau hall Tent room</image:title><image:caption>This is a real room, in Rideau Hall. As Liberace used to say, "I hope you like it. You paid for it."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-26T18:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/07/19/non-election-election-bingo-part-the-first/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/trudeau-high-vis-vest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau high vis vest</image:title><image:caption>Walking in like Zoolander and his posse at the mine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-19T23:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/06/22/the-hard-jade-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/justin-trudeau-chinese-new-year-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Justin Trudeau Chinese New year gif</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-23T04:23:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/04/13/date-with-a-devil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/pickton-trial-pix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pickton-trial-pix</image:title><image:caption>Willy Pickton trial cast of characters</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-22T22:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/06/18/the-napoleonic-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/meme-anyway-heres-wonderwall-george-washington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme anyway here's wonderwall George Washington</image:title><image:caption>And Thomas Jefferson on bass guitar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/justin-trudeau-napoleon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Trudeau Napoleon</image:title><image:caption>Justin Trudeau as Napoleon, from (where else) the National Post</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-18T21:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/06/04/the-sunburn-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/the-second-coming-of-trudeau-sunny-ways-by-derrick-dale-johnson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Second Coming of Trudeau Sunny Ways by Derrick Dale Johnson</image:title><image:caption>The Second Coming of Trudeau Sunny Ways by Derrick Dale Johnson via https://derrickdalejohnsonartist.weebly.com/my-newest-painting-the-second-coming-of-trudeau-sunny-ways-2018.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-04T22:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/25/astrazeneca-what-a-feeling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/meme-vaccine-my-body-is-ready.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme vaccine my body is ready</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-27T02:10:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/01/21/dear-canada-make-me-governor-general-i-need-a-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/rihanna-queen-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>rihanna queen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/rihanna-queen.gif</image:loc><image:title>rihanna queen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-26T02:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/25/the-sensitive-nose-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/trudeau-nose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Nose</image:title><image:caption>Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau stands in the House of Commons during Question Period on Parliament Hill, in Ottawa, Monday June 17, 2013. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Fred Chartrand via https://thetyee.ca/Opinion/2014/06/03/Parliament-Bozo-Eruption/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-25T21:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/04/23/licking-rocks-and-liking-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/lisa-simpson-licking-rocks.gif</image:loc><image:title>Lisa Simpson licking rocks</image:title><image:caption>Yum. Anything for dental health</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-25T20:56:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/18/the-grub-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/trudeau-and-baby-birbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau and baby birbs</image:title><image:caption>Trudeau feeds baby birbs some grub</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-18T19:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/11/the-gassy-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/justin-trudeau-corner-gas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Trudeau Corner Gas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/alberta-oil-mines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alberta oil mines</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-12T01:13:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/07/the-wolf-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/meme-insanity-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme insanity wolf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-12-01T16:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/06/dark-dot-fail-hacked-then-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/dnstats-cryptic-message-edited.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/anon-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anonymous Mask</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/meme-eternal-vigilance.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/man-in-the-middle-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man in the middle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/godman666-takeover-2.png</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/man-in-the-middle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 30159</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-07T01:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/05/04/the-fools-gold-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/trudeau-mining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Mining</image:title><image:caption>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaks while taking part in a ground breaking event at the Iamgold Cote Gold mining site in Gogama, Ont., on Friday, September 11, 2020. 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29629</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-17T23:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/20/justin-bieber-meets-gordon-pinsent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/justinbieberkira.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JUSTINBIEBERKIRA</image:title><image:caption>JUSTINBIEBERKIRA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-17T21:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/04/16/the-woody-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/trudeau-trees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau trees</image:title><image:caption>It's not easy being green</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-17T00:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/04/13/the-spanky-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/trudeau-at-liberal-convention.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau at liberal convention</image:title><image:caption>You can't tell me that shot is about the delegates. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-13T22:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/04/09/the-robin-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/robin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin by Christina Rollo</image:title><image:caption>Robin by Christina Rollo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-10T03:27:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/04/06/the-snooky-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/snooki-meme-lobster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snooki meme lobster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-09T01:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/03/30/the-muddy-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/trudeau-tractor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau tractor</image:title><image:caption>Don't quit your day job, lad!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-31T07:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/03/19/the-grumpy-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/meme-blame-trudeau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme blame trudeau</image:title><image:caption>Me too, Grumpycat, me too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-20T22:50:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/03/05/the-sparky-covid-19-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/justin-trudeau-spotlight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Trudeau spotlight</image:title><image:caption>Justin Trudeau in the 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Heart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-26T21:03:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/23/corey-hurren-sentencing-hearing-1-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/corey-hurren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corey Hurren</image:title><image:caption>Corey Hurren</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-24T06:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/19/the-cursive-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/curved-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curved space</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-19T20:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/12/covid-briefing-bingo-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/attack-and-dethrone-god-anime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>attack and dethrone god anime</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-13T00:01:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/11/wish-lists-of-the-covidian-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/meme-complaint.png</image:loc><image:title>meme complaint</image:title><image:caption>Just one more thing...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-26T05:17:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/10/erin-otooles-vaccine-claim-doesnt-check-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/erin-otoole.png</image:loc><image:title>Erin O'Toole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-12T00:28:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/theda-bara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Theda Bara</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T23:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/09/the-septem-annorum-covidian-philosophers-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/trudeau-clawback-announcement-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Clawback announcement</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/trudeau-clawback-announcement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Clawback announcement</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-10T00:39:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/05/a-brief-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/trudeau-dark-tunnel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau dark tunnel</image:title><image:caption>Feeling liminal, might FA&amp;FO later</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-09T20:42:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/02/02/groundhog-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/justin-trudeau-feb-2-2021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Trudeau Feb 2 2021</image:title><image:caption>Justin Trudeau Feb 2 2021</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-07-11T02:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/01/29/the-covid-briefing-bingo-a-reconstruction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/shaggy-existential.gif</image:loc><image:title>Shaggy existential</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/shaggy-existentialism-e1611949036689.gif</image:loc><image:title>Shaggy existentialism</image:title><image:caption>Shaggy, suddenly sober, experiences angst for the first time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-08T02:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/01/26/twofer-tuesday-covid-briefing-bingo-double-bill/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-27T07:40:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/01/22/the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/trudeau-hair-flip.gif</image:loc><image:title>trudeau hair flip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-23T02:44:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2021/01/15/to-forget-or-to-play-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/meme-linus-sontag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme linus sontag</image:title><image:caption>Susan Sontag and Linus hang out a 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more. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-31T00:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/12/07/the-covid-briefing-bingo-of-dorian-gray/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/trudeau-anand-fortin-covid-briefing-dec-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Anand Fortin Covid Briefing Dec 7</image:title><image:caption>Trudeau Anand Fortin Covid Briefing Dec 7</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-31T00:09:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/12/10/the-covid-briefing-bingo-zombie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/white-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White Zombie</image:title><image:caption>White 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woman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-25T08:46:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/24/lifeline-tablets-a-lifeline-for-patients-and-their-families/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/tablets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tablets</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-24T07:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2017/01/09/the-thin-man-drinking-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/nick-and-nora.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick-and-nora</image:title><image:caption>Nick and Nora</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-24T04:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/20/dr-jekyll-versus-the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/dr-jekyll-versus-the-werewolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr Jekyll versus the Werewolf</image:title><image:caption>Dr Jekyll versus the Werewolf. Should I have used the Covid Briefing Bingo versus the Werewolf instead? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-22T06:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/16/ah-pook-is-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/william-s-burroughs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>William S Burroughs</image:title><image:caption>William S Burroughs is on target!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-21T02:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/17/jeremy-hammond-is-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/20201117_235451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20201117_235451.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/20201117_235351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20201117_235351.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-18T05:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/17/howl-of-the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/howl-of-the-devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howl of the devil</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-17T23:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/13/curt-notice-about-our-sudden-return/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/curt-hopkins.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 27423</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/curt-hopkins-1.jpeg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-14T23:52:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/13/frankensteins-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/frankensteins-bloody-terror.png</image:loc><image:title>frankenstein's bloody terror</image:title><image:caption>Frankenstein's Bloody Terror is definitely NOT one of the best horror movies you'll ever see, unless you blind yourself immediately after. Ah, I see I'm still in A Mood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-14T01:53:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/12/what-did-you-do-today-raincoaster-16/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-13T03:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/10/the-beast-and-the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/meme-peanuts-if-you-cant-smash-it-set-it-on-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meme peanuts if you can't smash it set it on fire</image:title><image:caption>Lucy sez: fuck around and find out</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-11T04:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/09/assignment-covid-19-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/assignment-terror.png</image:loc><image:title>Assignment Terror</image:title><image:caption>Assignment Terror</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-10T04:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/06/curse-of-the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/spread-of-covid-19.gif</image:loc><image:title>spread of Covid 19</image:title><image:caption>The global spread of Covid-19 from January through March of 2020 by Edward EFHIII on Reddit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-06T18:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/11/03/fury-of-the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/arnprior-tuxedo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arnprior tuxedo</image:title><image:caption>The Arnprior Tuxedo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/the-fury-of-the-wolfman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Fury of the Wolfman</image:title><image:caption>Fury of the Wolfman. Not the dj, the other one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-04T03:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/30/covid-briefing-bingo-rises-from-the-tomb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/meme-caffeine-and-hate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meme caffeine and hate</image:title><image:caption>Caffeine, hate, and morning briefing bingo. That's all I need.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/horror-rises-from-the-tomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horror rises from the tomb</image:title><image:caption>Horror rises from the tomb, as do I every morning, dear reader.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-31T00:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/27/covid-briefing-from-the-tomb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/meme-trudeau-obama-now-available-in-vanilla.png</image:loc><image:title>meme trudeau obama now available in vanilla</image:title><image:caption>Obama, Now Available in Vanilla</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-29T14:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/27/a-quick-note-re-daniel-ghoukassian/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-27T13:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/09/20/covid-briefing-bingo-part-the-part-where-i-got-bored/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/justin-trudeau-pirate-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Trudeau pirate meme</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-24T05:07:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/11/son-of-under-the-planet-of-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/rowsdower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rowsdower</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-24T05:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/05/18/daily-briefing-bingo-the-canadian-content-you-didnt-know-you-needed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/trudeau-hey-girl-large.png</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Hey Girl Large</image:title><image:caption>Hey Girl, do you want a robust social safety net? I got you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-24T05:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/13/beyond-the-son-of-under-the-planet-of-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-24T05:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/23/covid-19-briefing-bingo-introducing-seymour/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-23T19:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/22/night-of-the-covid-briefing-bingo/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-22T19:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/10/08/under-the-planet-of-the-covid19-briefingbingo/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-08T23:50:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/09/30/covid19-briefingbingo-yes-we-have-reached-the-stage-of-hashtagging-things-in-the-title-yes-we-have/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-01T01:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/07/07/covid-briefing-bingo-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/trudeau-2015.gif</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau 2015</image:title><image:caption>Justin Trudeau "Because it's 2015."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-08T03:21:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/07/07/diy-plague-doctor-mask-instructions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/plague-doctor-mask.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 26872</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-07T20:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/06/09/daily-briefing-bingo-edition-2-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/trudeau-moose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau Moose</image:title><image:caption>PM Zoolander rides a moose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-26T01:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/05/16/safety-tips-phone-safety-in-a-pandemic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/phones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 26848</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/richard-spencer-captain-america.gif</image:loc><image:title>OpNazi vs Richard Spencer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-17T00:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/04/22/cesb-and-cerb-for-students-in-canada/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cesb-trudeau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 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26835</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-03T20:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/03/31/diy-masks-for-medical-personnel-and-civilians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ironing-twill-tape-1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ironing-twill-tape-2.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ironing-twill-tape-3.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ironing-flour-sack.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sewing-flour-sack-for-diy-masks.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/mask-twitter-measuring.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/mask-twitter-overlapping.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/mask-twitter-folds-1-1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/mask-twitter-cotton-twill-tape-e1585685013906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twill tape for DIY Masks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/mask-twitter-pipe-cleaners-e1585685127633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pipe cleaners for DIY masks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-03T01:53:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2020/01/05/justice-for-the-irish-and-donations-for-the-canadian-cancer-society/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-feb-header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dry Feb Header</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/pub-beers-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cheers to the Queen of Pubs</image:title><image:caption>Cheers to the Queen of Pubs!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/pub-beers.gif</image:loc><image:title>Where to? THE PUB OF COURSE!</image:title><image:caption>Pubbing time!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-06T08:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2019/12/05/its-that-time-people-christmas-motherfucking-list-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/andalusian-mare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Purebred Andalusian horse rear on blossoming meadow with dramati</image:title><image:caption>She's so thrilled to be my Christmas pressie!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/banksy-christmas-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Banksy Christmas card</image:title><image:caption>The three wise men are bringing a ladder, a canteen of water, and a map of safe houses.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-30T23:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/03/christmas-snooze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/meerkat-nativity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meerkat nativity</image:title><image:caption>Meerkats. Behind every conspiracy theory of the last two thousand years. Fucking meerkats.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-01T02:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2019/11/07/closer-by-doctor-teeth-and-the-animals/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-08T05:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2019/07/01/26764/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/giphy-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>phone rage</image:title><image:caption>Feels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Where are the demons?</image:title><image:caption>They're in the house, we already covered this!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/phone-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>phonecall from inside the house gif</image:title><image:caption>The crew at Skype and Paypal do this deliberately and watch you scream and cry through your webcam, don't they?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/deadpool-canadian-heritage.png</image:loc><image:title>deadpool canadian heritage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-04T02:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2019/04/04/the-terrifying-self-care-experiment-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/jade-roller.png</image:loc><image:title>Jade roller</image:title><image:caption>This is a jade roller, but it's really only jadeite. Whaddaya expect for less than twenty bucks?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dermaroller.png</image:loc><image:title>Dermaroller</image:title><image:caption>This is a dermaroller. Not sure if the Spanish Inquisition had them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T14:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2018/08/19/hello-yes-this-is-raincoaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/octopus-phone-e1534746287391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus phone</image:title><image:caption>hello yes this is raincoaster</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-06T07:58:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2018/07/12/empty-prestige/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/apt-3g-196109101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APT 3G 19610910</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/apt-3g-19610910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 26743</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-12T23:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/25/christmas-ghost-stories-a-christmas-story-by-sarban/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mammoth-in-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Handout photo of a statue of a wolly mammoth can be seen as snow falls on Mammoth Mountain in California</image:title><image:caption>Oh, you'll see why I chose this picture later.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-27T05:54:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/05/05/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-trailer/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-27T21:24:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/04/20/the-shape-of-things-to-come/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ginger-spice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ginger Spice</image:title><image:caption>Ginger Spice would be nice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/knock-kneed-hipster-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Knock kneed hipster girl</image:title><image:caption>Knock kneed hipster girl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mylene-farmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mylene Farmer</image:title><image:caption>Mylene Farmer could never be called modest, but if YOU looked like that, would YOU be?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-05T05:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2017/08/05/antispybill-event-tonight-featuring-lauri-love-kim-dotcom-lee-camp-suzi-dawson-and-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/antispybill.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 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audre lorde self preservation</image:title><image:caption>Audre Lorde on self-preservation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-05T03:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2017/05/29/the-return-of-the-tentacles/</loc><lastmod>2017-05-30T05:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2017/05/24/yet-gasp-another-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/yoda.gif</image:loc><image:title>yoda</image:title><image:caption>Agrees, Yoda does.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T23:18:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2017/05/18/who-exists-this-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/certificate-of-citizenship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Certificate of Citizenship</image:title><image:caption>Certificate of 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Draughn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-21T21:39:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/25/christmas-ghost-stories-bone-to-his-bone-by-e-g-swain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/snowy-graveyard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowy-graveyard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-25T08:35:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/24/christmas-ghost-stories-the-story-of-a-disappearance-and-an-appearance-by-m-r-james/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/punch-and-judy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Punch and Judy</image:title><image:caption>Punch and Judy from the Royal Museums</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-25T02:45:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/22/christmas-ghost-stories-the-water-ghost-of-harrowby-hall-by-john-kendrick-bangs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/water-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>water-ghost</image:title><image:caption>Face in the Water by ParaSci</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-23T06:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/21/christmas-ghost-stories-the-crown-derby-plate-by-marjorie-bowen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ghost-in-old-room.png</image:loc><image:title>ghost-in-old-room</image:title><image:caption>Ghost in Old Room by  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Party</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-16T07:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/15/christmas-ghost-stories-smee-by-a-m-burrage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/a-christmas-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-christmas-ghost</image:title><image:caption>A Christmas Ghost</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-15T08:50:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/13/christmas-ghost-stories-markheim-by-robert-louis-stephenson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/markheimbylyndwardfromthehauntedomnibusb565.jpg</image:loc><image:title>markheimbylyndwardfromthehauntedomnibusb565</image:title><image:caption>Markheim, in portrait by the incomparable Lynd Ward</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-14T03:25:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/09/christmas-ghost-stories-the-phantom-coach-by-amelia-b-edwards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/haunted-stagecoach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunted-stagecoach</image:title><image:caption>would YOU get on that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-09T05:37:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2016/12/08/christmas-ghost-story-the-stalls-of-barchester-cathedral/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/st-bartholomew-church-london-570x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st-bartholomew-church-london-570x300</image:title><image:caption>St. Bartholomew's Church in London, reputed to be the most haunted in the 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He needs help! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/topper-explaining-it.png</image:loc><image:title>Listen, Toppy, we've got an idea</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-12T12:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/07/05/arthur-the-maritime-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rainfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainfall</image:title><image:caption>that's all CGI</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-06T02:46:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/07/05/friday-movie-and-cocktail-pairing-they-live-and-bubblegum-vodka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/they-live.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They Live! And you'd better believe Rowdy Roddy Piper is gonna do something about it!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bubble-gum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bubble Gum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T10:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/07/04/attention-edward-snowden-incoming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/flounce-bingo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flounce-bingo</image:title><image:caption>Flounce Bingo, the national game of the Internet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T00:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/07/01/friday-pairing-vengeance-of-the-zombies-and-the-zombie-cocktail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/paul-naschy-satan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why HELLO there</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T09:25:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/26/facebook-facing-it/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-26T11:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/26/useful-life-tips-toward-success-9-hq-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/success.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 23028</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T08:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/22/saturday-pairing-valley-of-the-dolls-and-the-harvey-wallbanger-cocktail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/neely-ohara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neely is Needy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sharon-tate-as-jennifer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharon Tate as Jennifer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/barbara-parkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbara Parkins on left</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/neely-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neely drinking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/valley-of-the-dolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valley of the Dolls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-22T07:41:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/08/not-so-great-cthulhu/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-09T08:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/07/saturday-night-video-interview-with-the-guinea-pig/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-08T06:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/07/friday-fright-night-b-movie-o-rama-spider-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/carol-ohmart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carol Ohmart</image:title><image:caption>Carol Ohmart should have stayed a pantherian brunette rather than a leonine blonde</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lon-chaney-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lon Chaney Jr</image:title><image:caption>Lon Chaney Jr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-21T21:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/06/05/scene-change/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-06T08:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/31/oh-sweet-jeebus-theres-another/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-02T02:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/29/the-butthurt-is-strong-with-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-31T15:49:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/27/flame-war-o-the-day-forum-freshman-follies/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-06T10:20:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/25/ride-for-dad-but-give-dan-the-donation-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bikes-and-kingston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bikes and Kingston</image:title><image:caption>So it sprinkled! They earned their money! NOW GIVE THEM SOME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dan-sparling-ride-for-dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Sparling Ride for Dad</image:title><image:caption>Dan Sparling Ride for Dad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-25T08:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/25/quiz-which-classic-80s-fantasy-movie-should-i-get-next/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/i-am-inigo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I am INIGO</image:title><image:caption>I am INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KEEL MY FATHAIR. 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Free shot tequila. yay
5 July 2013 at 19:39</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/daniel-ghoukassian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daniel Ghoukassian</image:title><image:caption>Daniel Ghoukassian: Facebook photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-23T09:15:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/03/comment-o-the-day-its-me-and-johnny-weir/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-04T04:22:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/03/why-i-am-thankful-for-prison/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-04T03:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/02/is-that-a-little-red-book-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spread-class-consciousness.png</image:loc><image:title>Spread class consciousness</image:title><image:caption>Spread them like you would class consciousness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/commie-lady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Commie Lady</image:title><image:caption>Just your typical Marxist-Leninist anti-revisionist woman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T21:33:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/05/01/raging-beaver-stops-traffic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wild-beaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wild Beaver</image:title><image:caption>Wild Beaver on the attack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T04:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/04/25/tony-blair-speaks-truth-to-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tony-blair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Blair says How YOU doin?</image:title><image:caption>Tony Blair says How YOU doin?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T18:52:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/04/12/armed-chihuahua-gang-roams-yorkshire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/soon-chihuahua_0_0_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soon-Chihuahua_0_0_0</image:title><image:caption>Soon. In fact, NOW says Evil Chihuahua</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/evil-chihuahua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Chihuahua</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T20:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/04/11/ophippie-the-paperwork-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/13078831464_b05f3ea774_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mackenzie Beach Sunset</image:title><image:caption>Mackenzie Beach Sunset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/human-gerbils.gif</image:loc><image:title>Human gerbils</image:title><image:caption>Human gerbils</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-12T20:29:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/04/04/anonifamous-the-challenges-of-an-idea-in-the-wake-of-celebrity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/anon4.png</image:loc><image:title>anon4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/anonymous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anonymous</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/anon2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anon2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/anon3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anon3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-05T21:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/04/02/youre-all-gonna-die-whatever/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-04T02:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/04/02/ophippie-the-situational-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_14011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rainbow</image:title><image:caption>OpHippie Rainbow means pot AND gold at the end? What if I don't like pot? Can I just get a nice Guatamalan poncho instead?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_12921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mackenzie Beach Sunset</image:title><image:caption>OpHippie: Mackenzie Beach Sunset</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-05T21:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/29/bombay-martini-with-a-rainbow-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/austin-powers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Austin Powers</image:title><image:caption>We're er, tourists from Seattle, baby!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-29T08:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/27/ophippie-the-shopping-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140327-224818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140327-224818.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-29T08:22:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/19/bil-conference-vancouver-this-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bil-conference1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BIL conference</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/you-are-the-revolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You are the Revolution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bil-conference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 22763</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T03:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/15/fabulous-fascists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kimmy-jungle.gif</image:loc><image:title>Kimmy Jungle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/baricka-obisha.gif</image:loc><image:title>Baricka O'Bisha</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ossie-b.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ossie B</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/vladdy-pushin.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vladdy Pushin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/georgia-buchette.gif</image:loc><image:title>Georgia Buchette</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/madame-osane.gif</image:loc><image:title>Madame O'Sane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/popette-benny.gif</image:loc><image:title>Popette Benny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/queen-abby.gif</image:loc><image:title>Queen Abby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hitleria-hysteria.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hitleria Hysteria</image:title><image:caption>Hitleria Hysteria</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/prince-chain-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prince chain hat</image:title><image:caption>Prince is the KING of fashionable fascists</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T08:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/15/blame-artax/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-15T09:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/01/how-a-boy-his-horse-and-a-swamp-basically-screwed-up-a-generation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tumblr_miwht5iova1qglrw7o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_miwht5Iova1qglrw7o1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tumblr_mh0wx5o6hh1rg4myfo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mh0wx5o6Hh1rg4myfo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bet-movies-for-children-the-neverending-story-with-artax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bet-movies-for-children-the-neverending-story-with-Artax</image:title><image:caption>Blame Artax!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 21362</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T05:21:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/13/the-nightmare-of-brooklyn-real-estate-a-reality-check-from-1905/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brooklyn-real-estate-dreams-of-the-rarebit-fiend.png</image:loc><image:title>Brooklyn Real Estate Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend</image:title><image:caption>Brooklyn Real Estate Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T16:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/12/german-philosophers-play-monopoly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/german-philosophers-play-monopoly-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German Philosophers play Monopoly YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT</image:title><image:caption>German Philosophers play Monopoly. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/german-philosophers-play-monopoly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German Philosophers play Monopoly</image:title><image:caption>German Philosophers play Monopoly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T07:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/10/bitcoin-basics-for-beginners-a-new-workshop-for-vancouver-and-victoria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hands6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 22591</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hands61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cryptocurrency</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-10T07:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/08/eat-drink-click/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_10261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tea for one</image:title><image:caption>Tea for one</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T21:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/07/my-political-compass-doesnt-point-north/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/political-compass-names.gif</image:loc><image:title>Political compass names</image:title><image:caption>I'm not quite as lefty as Stalin, it says. But Stalin was a fascist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/political-compass-graph.png</image:loc><image:title>Political Compass graph</image:title><image:caption>Political Compass graph</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-10T23:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/04/ophippie-the-wildlife-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bear-tacos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bear tacos</image:title><image:caption>and igloos are the hard tacos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T22:19:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/04/ophippie-day-seven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_12681.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My haul</image:title><image:caption>The Grand Haul</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T06:09:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/03/02/calling-anons-anonymousky-needs-your-help/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-10T07:51:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/28/raincoaster-is-a-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/christmas_ax.png</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-01T04:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/28/good-newsbad-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cumberbatch-topper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cumberbatch topper</image:title><image:caption>Benny and I say goodbye to Ayyyy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/confused.gif</image:loc><image:title>Confused</image:title><image:caption>Keven Spacey is as confused as I am</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T00:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/25/ophippie-day-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ophippie-tree-skyline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OpHippie tree skyline</image:title><image:caption>OpHippie close of the day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ophippie-my-pond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OpHippie My Pond</image:title><image:caption>OpHippie My Pond</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ophippie-you-are-so-totally-loved.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OpHippie You are so totally loved</image:title><image:caption>OpHippie You are so totally loved. Even you, yes you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ophippie-sky-lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OpHippie Sky Lights</image:title><image:caption>OpHippie Sky Lights</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/skyline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skyline</image:title><image:caption>Just a local skyline view</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/get-trippy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Get Trippy</image:title><image:caption>Get Trippy. YOU MUST OBEY. Or not, dude, Whatever's cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/middle-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Middle Beach</image:title><image:caption>Middle Beach, Not-Ucluelet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_12431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Today's shopping</image:title><image:caption>Today's shopping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ophippie-my-driveway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OpHippie My Driveway</image:title><image:caption>This is my driveway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/barataria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barataria</image:title><image:caption>Barataria: new HQ for Operation Global Media Domination. What can I say, I like a challenge.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T09:12:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/15/operation-hippie-is-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the_hippie_continuum.png</image:loc><image:title>the_hippie_continuum</image:title><image:caption>The Hippie Continuum</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-13T00:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/22/operation-hippie-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hippie-fishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hippie Fishing</image:title><image:caption>Soon to be me. Titania, queen of hippie fisherpersons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-01T22:58:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/18/the-jamaican-bobsled-team-30th-in-the-olympics-1st-in-our-hearts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jamaican-bobsled-team.gif</image:loc><image:title>Jamaican Bobsled Team</image:title><image:caption>Jamaican Bobsled Team shoots the moon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T13:30:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/14/happy-valentines-day-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cthulhu-kissing-booth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu Kissing Booth</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu Kissing Booth: Pucker up and hang on to your sanity...if you CAN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/assange-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Assange Valentine</image:title><image:caption>Happy V Day from JA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/valentine-doge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine Doge</image:title><image:caption>Valentine Doge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/valentines-day-at-batmans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine's Day at Batman's</image:title><image:caption>Valentine's Day at Batman's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/joe-nyc-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe NYC Valentine</image:title><image:caption>Joe NYC Valentine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T04:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/09/who-am-i-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/thin-white-duke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thin White Duke</image:title><image:caption>I am the Thin White Duke and you aren't</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/joe-strummer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Strummer</image:title><image:caption>I'm Joe Strummer and you're not</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T01:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/02/08/yorkies-like-chihuahuas-with-a-side-of-provincial-arrogance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/star-trek-guy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Star Trek guy</image:title><image:caption>OH FUCK NOT ANOTHER WOULD BE LAWYER</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hysterical.gif</image:loc><image:title>hysterical</image:title><image:caption>Hello, welcome to Wordpress.com. How may the men in white coats help you? Perhaps with the "Bunny Jacket"?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T02:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/28/the-week-in-perspective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dame-judi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dame Judi</image:title><image:caption>Dame Judi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T05:43:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/28/operation-global-media-domination-2013-in-review-for-raincoaster-com/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-29T17:15:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/28/the-bright-side-of-the-dark-side/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/darth-vader-is-glorious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darth Vader is glorious</image:title><image:caption>Hail Vader! Hail Operation Global Media Domination!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-dark-lord.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Dark Lord</image:title><image:caption>The Dark Lord welcomes you, recruit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-09T02:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/23/tech-support-response-o-the-day-molotov-cocktails-for-two-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ukranian-tech-support.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ukranian tech support</image:title><image:caption>in Ukraine, tech supports...the revolution!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T05:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/20/snow-doge-saves-jamaican-bobsled-team/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-doge-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow Doge Portrait</image:title><image:caption>Snow Doge says: very funds. So Olympics. Wow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-doge.gif</image:loc><image:title>Snow Doge</image:title><image:caption>Snow Doge very feels</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T07:37:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/19/party-on-rude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fuprince-william.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FUPrince William</image:title><image:caption>Fuck you, Combover Boy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/surrey-simba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Surrey Simba</image:title><image:caption>White Rock means never having to say you're Surrey, Simba</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fu-eyebrow-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FU Eyebrow Boy</image:title><image:caption>And fuck your manscaper too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-20T15:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/13/the-hilarious-house-of-frightenstein/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-hilarious-house-of-frightenstein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Hilarious House of Frightenstein</image:title><image:caption>The Hilarious House of Frightenstein is not exactly the Brady Bunch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-15T09:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2014/01/07/fbi-lulzsec-files/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-07T11:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/26/merry-christmas-happy-boxing-day-and-happy-birthday-to-shane-mcgowan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/camel-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camel Christmas</image:title><image:caption>GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS GUYS!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-03T19:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/25/merry-christmas-love-sherlock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/john_is_not_gay.gif</image:loc><image:title>John_is_not_gay</image:title><image:caption>John is, like, SO not gay. No really. Ask him. Just don't ask ANYONE else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sherlock-christmas-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock Christmas gif</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas from John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Are you ready to unwrap the packages?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-02T03:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/26/two-christmas-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/darwin-and-charlie-brown.gif</image:loc><image:title>Darwin and Charlie Brown</image:title><image:caption>Darwin and Charlie Brown</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T00:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/22/a-christmas-clean-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/freddy-christmas-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddy Christmas Card</image:title><image:caption>Laura WAS decorating the Christmas tree...in a sense</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ready-for-christmas-cleaning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ready for Christmas cleaning!</image:title><image:caption>raincoaster reporting for Christmas Cleanup duty</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T03:28:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/20/fuck-the-yule-log-video-lil-bub-wins-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lil-bub-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lil Bub Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Lil Bub rules yule</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-22T19:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/19/art-for-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/copper-painting-marilyn-mckee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Copper Painting by artist Marilyn McKee</image:title><image:caption>Copper Painting by artist Marilyn McKee</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-21T01:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/02/25/trilogy-of-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-19T07:08:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/12/04/sarah-palins-christmas-special/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-19T07:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/12/28/the-carol-channing-christmas-message/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-19T07:02:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/12/18/merry-fucking-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/charliebrowntree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CharlieBrownTree</image:title><image:caption>The Charlie Brown Christmas Tree leads to yet another Merry Fucking Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/merry-fucking-christmas.png</image:loc><image:title>merry fucking Christmas</image:title><image:caption>merry fucking Christmas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T07:00:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/12/21/christmas-on-acid-revisited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sheepshead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sheepshead</image:title><image:caption>Sheep's head, om nom nom nom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/obamas-audacity-of-dope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obamas audacity of dope</image:title><image:caption>obamas audACIDy of dope</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T06:57:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/12/24/a-festive-holiday-greeting-from-general-ursus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/punch_ursus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punch_ursus</image:title><image:caption>I pity the damn dirty ape</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T06:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/26/happy-boxing-day-from-julian-me-and-general-ursus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/julian-assange-christmas-crackers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange Christmas Crackers</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange Christmas Crackers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santa-assange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa Assange</image:title><image:caption>Santa Assange</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T06:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/11/christmas-presence-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/anonymous-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anonymous Santa</image:title><image:caption>Anonymous Santa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T06:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/18/santa-the-untold-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/snoop-claus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snoop Claus</image:title><image:caption>Snoop Claus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T06:49:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/07/the-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stephen-hill-flies-a-kite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Hill doesn't let it get him down</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Hill doesn't let it get him down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/anarchist-tea-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anarchist Tea Joke</image:title><image:caption>Why do anarchists drink instant tea?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stephen-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Hill</image:title><image:caption>Stephen Hill</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-11T12:29:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/09/15/why-i-hate-chihuahuas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/evil-chihuahua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Chihuahua</image:title><image:caption>Evil Chihuahua trading card</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chihuahua-derp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chihuahua derp</image:title><image:caption>Derphuahua</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-09-03T07:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/12/05/20-things-the-poor-really-do-every-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-05T07:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/11/29/youth-community-food-forest-illegally-destroyed-by-business-owner/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-05T23:34:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/11/14/shrooms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/gilligans-island-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gilligan's Island zombies</image:title><image:caption>Gilligan's Island zombies by Once upon a Geek</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T11:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/11/10/our-thought-for-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-10T13:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/11/08/and-yet-another-day-in-pointless-facebook-drama/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-08T18:00:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/23/opfrackoff-takes-on-racist-cop-opswn-takes-on-energy-conglomerate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mikmaq-stop-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mikmaq stop sign</image:title><image:caption>Frack off First Nations land!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T19:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/21/a-poem-for-rex-murphy/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-21T07:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/20/from-the-department-of-too-little-too-late/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-20T09:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/17/easy-riders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/motocorsa-seducative-manigale-photo-comparison-02-635x237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seDUCATIve-MANigale</image:title><image:caption>Why do sexists get a bum rap?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T08:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/17/someones-going-to-be-madd-at-these-guys/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-18T06:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/14/operation-global-media-domination-the-anon-situation/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-17T03:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/13/for-this-o-lord-i-am-truly-grateful/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-20T20:03:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/11/i-am-so-very-tired/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-13T21:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/09/unicorn-chaser-lobster-shell-motorcycle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lobstercycle-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lobstercycle 2</image:title><image:caption>Lobstercycle The Other Side</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lobstercycle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CHINA-FUJIAN-LOBSTER-CRAFTWORK (CN)</image:title><image:caption>Lobstercycle!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T20:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/09/did-i-tell-you-the-one-about-my-gramma-john-kerry-and-jack-daniels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/john-kerry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Kerry</image:title><image:caption>John Kerry only WISHES he had my Gramma's swag</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T23:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/10/02/is-friendlychemist-my-friendly-neighbor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/white-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White Rock</image:title><image:caption>White Rock Sunset</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-13T01:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/24/dear-jean-youre-a-horrible-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/abandoned-puppy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abandoned puppy</image:title><image:caption>Abandoned puppy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T04:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/16/shebeen-spirited-september-meeting-this-thursday/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-16T19:32:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/15/your-moment-of-existential-horror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/skeleton-mirror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skeleton Mirror</image:title><image:caption>Skeleton Mirror is emo, reflects  only darkness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-16T05:05:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/14/getting-lucky-two-perspectives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/daft-punk-is-daft.png</image:loc><image:title>Daft Punk is daft if they think they will get lucky in THOSE outfits</image:title><image:caption>Daft Punk is daft if they think they will get lucky in THOSE outfits</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-14T09:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/10/monday-dramasec/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-19T07:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/06/vancouver-timelapse-september-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/vancity-buzz-photo.png</image:loc><image:title>Vancouver Rainbow by Andrew Strain</image:title><image:caption>Vancouver Rainbow by Andrew Strain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robin-mcmillan-sunset-vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin McMillan Sunset Vancouver</image:title><image:caption>Vancouver Sunset by Robin McMillan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ted-mogan-vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ted Mogan Vancouver</image:title><image:caption>Double rainbow lighting WHAT DOES IT MEAN Vancouver shot by Ted Mogan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-11T00:04:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/05/operation-global-media-domination-the-barrett-brown-situation/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-05T09:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/09/05/just-mething-around-the-breaking-bad-theme-performed-on-equipment-from-a-meth-lab/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-05T07:36:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/31/they-walk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/we-are-fucked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We are fucked, my friends</image:title><image:caption>We are fucked, my friends</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-12T23:57:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/30/russell-crowe-yowe/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-02T08:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/29/hair-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/purple-locks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Purple locks</image:title><image:caption>Purplepunzel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/purple-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Purple hair</image:title><image:caption>Purple Reign</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-31T08:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/28/dramasec-the-power-ballads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/julian-mullet.gif</image:loc><image:title>Julian mullet</image:title><image:caption>It is the East, and Julian is the sun...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fabulous-lama.gif</image:loc><image:title>Fabulous llama</image:title><image:caption>Fabulous llama iz fabulous!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T19:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/25/an-open-letter-to-bigot-diners/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T02:41:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/22/hot-dog-legs-has-legs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/octodogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octodogs</image:title><image:caption>Octodogs are eight times as hawt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T18:55:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/21/im-not-where-i-expected-to-be/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-22T13:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/19/threading-the-loopy-today-in-internet-comments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kristen-stewart-eye-roll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kristen Stewart Eye Roll</image:title><image:caption>Kristen Stewart is So over your shit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T22:29:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/09/fast-food-slow-progress/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-11T04:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/08/10/operation-global-media-domination-the-mojave-phone-booth-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lily-tomlin-calls-the-mojave-phone-booth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lily Tomlin calls the Mojave Phone Booth</image:title><image:caption>Lily Tomlin calls the Mojave Phone Booth</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T00:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/29/diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend-but-broccoli-is-a-robbers-best-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/emeralds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emeralds</image:title><image:caption>Emeralds for elephants yes you read that right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T07:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/25/from-the-department-of-were-all-fucked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/megalodon.gif</image:loc><image:title>megalodon</image:title><image:caption>Make way for Megalodon! Now boarding in rows OH SHIT to WE'RE FUCKED.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fuck-you-i-can-fly-orca.gif</image:loc><image:title>Fuck you I can fly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/flying-orca-flying-dolphin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying Orca Flying Dolphin</image:title><image:caption>Flying Orca Flying Dolphin THEY ARE COMING!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-27T13:42:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/25/return-from-ruralopolis/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-28T23:02:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/23/back-to-the-salt-mines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/salt-mines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salt Mines</image:title><image:caption>Ah, it's a slog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T08:43:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/17/the-vacation-so-far/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-18T07:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/17/rebuilding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/suave-as-hell.gif</image:loc><image:title>Suave as hell</image:title><image:caption>Y'all get that?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-18T08:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/16/were-baaaaaaaaaaack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/reports-of-my-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reports of my death</image:title><image:caption>me and the fairies, man. me and the fairies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T01:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/10/happy-birthday-to-raincoaster-lorraine-murphy/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-16T21:05:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/09/its-not-too-late-to-buy-me-a-birthday-present/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lulzsec-carafe-and-wineglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lulzsec carafe and wineglasses</image:title><image:caption>Lulzsec carafe and wineglasses</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T17:31:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/06/happy-birthday-to-moi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/julian-assange-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange Cake</image:title><image:caption>but Julian, THE CAKE IS A LIE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chanel-allure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chanel Allure</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/limey-thuggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Limey Thuggie</image:title><image:caption>Limey Thuggie and HEY, it's on sale!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lambo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lambo</image:title><image:caption>Lambo: Because the bus is just getting old, okay?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-08T12:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/07/05/opfreesnowden-launches-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/snowden-bond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowden Bond</image:title><image:caption>Snowden. Edward Snowden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130705-064504.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130705-064504.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-05T14:03:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/06/28/facebook-fridays/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-30T10:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/06/28/no-fking-way/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-28T07:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/06/06/attention-were-all-fucked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/orca-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orca Flight</image:title><image:caption>Orca Flight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-06T19:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/06/02/dramasec-intervention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dramasec.gif</image:loc><image:title>DramaSec</image:title><image:caption>DramaSec Intervention</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T10:18:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/31/fitness-fun-the-pranciest-damn-exercise-videos-youll-ever-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/butterflies.gif</image:loc><image:title>Butterflies arent free</image:title><image:caption>Butterflies aren't free, clearly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/prancercize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prancercize</image:title><image:caption>Prancercize</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T12:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/31/meyer-month-alaina-capri-meyer-kind-of-gal/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-31T23:20:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/29/vince-in-the-bay-podcast-disorderly-conduct-hammond-plea-deal/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-29T07:31:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/21/spirit-animal/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-21T14:05:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/16/buy-the-rob-ford-crack-tape-an-indiegogo-project/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rob-ford-and-pals-cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Ford and Pals cropped</image:title><image:caption>Rob Ford and Pals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T22:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/16/while-the-wardens-not-looking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/this-existence-is-a-prison.gif</image:loc><image:title>this-existence-is-a-prison</image:title><image:caption>and there IS no key</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-18T07:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/16/hvacrpro-takes-us-on-a-flashback-to-2009/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/spammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spammer</image:title><image:caption>It's spam, man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T07:26:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/09/meet-a-forum-volunteer-raincoaster-shell-fucking-cut-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bitch-please.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bitch Please</image:title><image:caption>GPOY, bitch please edition</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T09:45:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/08/the-birth-of-a-meme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/summon-cthulhu-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Summon Cthulhu kid</image:title><image:caption>Here Cthulhu!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-13T10:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/05/07/operation-global-media-domination-the-mash-note-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/to-raincoaster-love-julian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>To raincoaster love Julian</image:title><image:caption>To raincoaster love Julian. Awww, isn't that sweet?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T04:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/30/zomg-like-the-constitooshun-protex-meeee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sucker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sucker</image:title><image:caption>There's one born every minute</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-18T09:05:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/17/im-considering-a-career-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unacceptable-cat.gif</image:loc><image:title>Unacceptable Cat</image:title><image:caption>Unacceptable Cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fuck-this-cat.gif</image:loc><image:title>Fuck This cat</image:title><image:caption>Fuck This cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lisa-we-have-to-talk.gif</image:loc><image:title>Lisa we have to talk</image:title><image:caption>Lisa we have to talk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T09:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/24/a-very-motley-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gzerod-von-staaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gzerod Von Staaf</image:title><image:caption>Gzerod Von Staaf has this to say: Too Metal for Motley Crue: my new Willie Nelson-look-alike friend and I both deemed "unacceptable" for a "metal" show. Note our "dangerous and inappropriate" necklaces. I am done with this city.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T16:53:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/22/how-to-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/how-to-properly-scream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How to properly scream</image:title><image:caption>How to properly scream</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T05:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/13/street-scene-double-take/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/burn-in-hell-maggie-after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burn in Hell Maggie, Leake Street, London, UK. 12th April 2013. The 'Burn in Hell Maggie' graffiti has been painted over by British Rail as it was deemed to cause offence, which is against their guidelines for the graffiti on Leake Street.</image:title><image:caption>Burn in Hell Maggie, Leake Street, London, UK. 12th April 2013. The 'Burn in Hell Maggie' graffiti has been painted over by British Rail as it was deemed to cause offence, which is against their guidelines for the graffiti on Leake Street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/burn-in-hell-maggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burn in Hell, Maggie</image:title><image:caption>Burn in Hell, Maggie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/julian-banksy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Banksy</image:title><image:caption>Banksy is always jacking my steez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-13T12:57:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/13/this-is-the-kind-of-thing-at-which-i-laugh-out-loud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/existential-mouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>existential mouse will have none of your suburban optimism, thank you</image:title><image:caption>existential mouse will have none of your banal, suburban optimism, thank you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T02:14:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/08/12/every-day-i-write-the-blog-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-13T10:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/12/peewee-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pee-wee-herman-is-a-loner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee-Wee-Herman-is-a-loner</image:title><image:caption>He's trouble.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T09:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/11/on-margaret-thatcher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/boudicca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boudicca</image:title><image:caption>boudicca</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T08:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/10/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-the-wisdom-of-bob-ross/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bob-ross.gif</image:loc><image:title>Bob Ross is your Unicorn Chaser for today</image:title><image:caption>Bob Ross is your Unicorn Chaser for today</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T00:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/10/a-thousand-words-right-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/electric-avenue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Electric Avenue closed</image:title><image:caption>Electric Avenue closed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T10:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/09/so-hows-your-week-going/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/head-crash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Head Crash</image:title><image:caption>Head Crash</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T00:04:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/05/16167/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-04T20:22:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/04/04/yolo-hobo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/space-explorer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space explorer</image:title><image:caption>And you want HOW MUCH for it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T21:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/08/27/lucy-gaos-email/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-31T04:35:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/25/ive-found-religion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gin-in-heaven.gif</image:loc><image:title>Gin in Heaven</image:title><image:caption>Gin in Heaven</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-03T01:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/21/get-a-2013-flstc-heritage-softail-black-harley-davidson-for-20/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/harley-soft-tail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013 FLSTC Heritage Softail Black HARLEY DAVIDSON</image:title><image:caption>2013 FLSTC Heritage Softail Black HARLEY DAVIDSON</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T20:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/20/our-traci-lords-who-art-in-heaven/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-20T09:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/18/just-fine-thank-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/julian-black-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He's all like, I dunno, whatever you say, raincoaster</image:title><image:caption>He's all like, I dunno, whatever you say, raincoaster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-03-16-12-27-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THIS is my fortune?</image:title><image:caption>THIS is my fortune?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shit-day.gif</image:loc><image:title>Shit day</image:title><image:caption>and how was yours, motherfucker?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T20:08:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/16/the-best-st-patricks-day-joke-youve-never-heard-i-am-telling-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/st-patrick.gif</image:loc><image:title>St Patrick</image:title><image:caption>St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-17T05:59:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/10/homesteading-101/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/scott-mcgillivray.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scott McGillivray</image:title><image:caption>Scott McGillivray needs to call me </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T04:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/09/dramasec-unintended-side-effects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/goofy-elk.gif</image:loc><image:title>Goofy Elk</image:title><image:caption>The fearsome Goofy Elk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T03:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/07/operation-global-media-domination-the-wikileaks-situation/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-07T22:50:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/06/venezuela-a-new-age-dawns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/after-chavez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>after chavez</image:title><image:caption>after chavez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T02:46:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/05/fuck-sabu-and-heres-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sabu-fbi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fuck Sabu Fuck FBI</image:title><image:caption>Fuck Sabu, Fuck FBI</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T06:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/03/the-prancing-pony-of-penticistan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/indian-pony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Nations pony is also overjoyed</image:title><image:caption>First Nations pony is also overjoyed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T19:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/05/gpoy-getting-run-out-of-town-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/me-being-run-out-of-town.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me being run out of town</image:title><image:caption>Me being run out of town</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T14:09:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/03/glittery-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/blingee-me.gif</image:loc><image:title>Blingee me</image:title><image:caption>bling bling! glittery me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T11:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/03/02/mildew-manor-the-end-is-near/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mold5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold Mold 3</image:title><image:caption>Behold Mold 3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold Mold 2</image:title><image:caption>Behold Mold 2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold Mold 7</image:title><image:caption>Behold Mold 7</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold Mold 4</image:title><image:caption>Behold Mold 4</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold Mold 6</image:title><image:caption>Behold Mold 6</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mold1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behold, mold!</image:title><image:caption>Behold, mold!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/haunted-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haunted House</image:title><image:caption>A very passable impression of Mildew Manor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T17:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/22/christopher-dorner-the-new-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dapper-fawkes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dapper Fawkes</image:title><image:caption>Dapper Fawkes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-11T16:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/20/gpoy-mildew-manor-maintenance-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/apartment.png</image:loc><image:title>The Apartment</image:title><image:caption>Mildew Manor and me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T11:45:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/18/i-see-now-where-i-went-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/malted-milk.gif</image:loc><image:title>malted milk</image:title><image:caption>oh jeez I should pay more attention when ordering</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-20T01:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/17/dramasec-weekend-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ninja-lamo-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ninja lamo card</image:title><image:caption>lamo may or may not be a ninja, but he is clearly a Discordian</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ninja-ron-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ninja ron card</image:title><image:caption>But not to be mistaken for news that Ron IS a ninja</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ninja-raincoaster-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ninja raincoaster card</image:title><image:caption>ninja raincoaster card</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T03:27:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/10/panorama-palace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dtes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DTES</image:title><image:caption>DTES</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pano_20130210_144535.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PANO_20130210_144535</image:title><image:caption>Panorama Palace 2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pano_20130210_144326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PANO_20130210_144326</image:title><image:caption>Panorama Palace 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-10-14-49-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KVR trail</image:title><image:caption>KVR trail</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-12T11:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/06/buried-treasures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/buried-treasure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oooh, is that my DVD player</image:title><image:caption>Oooh, is that my DVD player?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T03:34:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/04/ruralopolis-here-i-come/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/penticton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ruralopolis</image:title><image:caption>Ruralopolis</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T00:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/02/04/15964/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-05T00:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/01/31/business-as-usual/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/angry-vegetarian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry vegetarian iz angry</image:title><image:caption>angry vegetarian iz angry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-04T00:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/01/31/ready-fire-aim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/books.gif</image:loc><image:title>Books</image:title><image:caption>My books don't burn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T04:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/01/29/a-new-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-31T03:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/01/29/the-big-day-is-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/end-of-the-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the end of the world as we know it</image:title><image:caption>the end of the world as we know it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T00:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/01/27/soooooooon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/soon.gif</image:loc><image:title>soon</image:title><image:caption>soon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T22:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/05/fran-lebowitz-on-the-difference-between-consumers-and-citizens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fran-lebowitz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fran Lebowitz</image:title><image:caption>Fran Lebowitz is Frantastic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T09:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2013/01/03/2012-in-review-for-the-ol-raincoaster-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/julian-assange-yay.gif</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange Yay</image:title><image:caption>At Least SOMEBODY is happy for me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T14:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/27/breaking-the-spaceirony-continuum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stupid_stupid_people_things_and_stuff-s360x450-47644-580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stupid People</image:title><image:caption>Stupid People</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-09T00:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/21/greatest-youtube-comment-in-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spencer-cox-likes-this-comment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spencer Cox likes this comment</image:title><image:caption>Spencer Cox would have liked this comment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-05T02:18:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/19/spencer-cox-hero-dies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spencer-cox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spencer Cox</image:title><image:caption>Spencer Cox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-25T20:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/16/happy-batshit-holidays/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-18T21:48:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/14/free-anons-video/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/anonymous-interference.gif</image:loc><image:title>Anonymous Interference</image:title><image:caption>Anonymous Interference</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T21:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/08/quiz-which-the-lion-the-witch-and-the-wardrobe-character-are-you/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-19T22:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/07/black-metal-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fuck-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fuck Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Fuck Christmas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-08T05:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/05/the-most-astonishingly-accurate-internet-quiz-in-all-of-time-and-space/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-06T23:17:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/04/bee-artistic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/aganetha-dyck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aganetha Dyck</image:title><image:caption>Aganetha Dyck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T00:11:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/12/01/jeremy-hammonds-bail-hearing-record/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/8801_334634456644528_437103074_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keanu knows</image:title><image:caption>Keanu knows</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-02T01:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/11/16/operation-global-media-domination-the-kylie-chronicles/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T00:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/11/12/noisemaker-rally-for-jeremy-hammond-december-19th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/save-jeremy-hammond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Save Jeremy Hammond</image:title><image:caption>Save Jeremy Hammond</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T05:06:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/11/14/anonymous-comes-to-the-rescue-of-suicidal-teen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/anonymous-angel.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>anonymous angel</image:title><image:caption>anonymous angel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T20:45:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/11/13/cypherpoetry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cypherpunks-captured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cypherpunks captured</image:title><image:caption>Cypherpunks captured</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T14:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/11/08/how-to-handle-children-by-superman-and-batman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/batman-vs-superman-1-tptivirz0s-1024x768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman-Vs-Superman-1-TPTIVIRZ0S-1024x768</image:title><image:caption>Batman vs Superman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T14:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/11/07/opvendetta-roundup-november-5-hacks-defaces-tricks-and-dox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/opvendetta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OpVendetta</image:title><image:caption>OpVendetta by Jason Reeve Photography on Flickr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-07T08:10:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/28/western-ware/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/state-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>state dinner</image:title><image:caption>oh I say REALLY!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T23:56:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/27/15135/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-05T05:34:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/27/the-poetry-book-of-mormon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/emo-jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emo Jesus sez it's okay</image:title><image:caption>Emo Jesus sez it's okay. He's still got his poetry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T02:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/23/return-to-mildew-manor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sheldon-no2.gif</image:loc><image:title>Sheldon NO2</image:title><image:caption>Sheldon can't believe it either</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wtf3.gif</image:loc><image:title>WTF3</image:title><image:caption>WTF???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wtf2.gif</image:loc><image:title>WTF2</image:title><image:caption>WTF?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/motto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>motto</image:title><image:caption>GPOY</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tantrum.gif</image:loc><image:title>tantrum</image:title><image:caption>I WANT TO DIE okay no I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dr-please.gif</image:loc><image:title>Dr Please</image:title><image:caption>Dr Please</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wtf.gif</image:loc><image:title>WTF</image:title><image:caption>WTF?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sheldon-no.gif</image:loc><image:title>Sheldon NO</image:title><image:caption>No. It's just that simple</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/secret-lives-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Secret lives</image:title><image:caption>MOMMY'S HOME!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-26T23:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/18/kismet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/celebrity-sperminators.jpg</image:loc><image:title>celebrity sperminators</image:title><image:caption>celebrity sperminators?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/famedaddy-bono.png</image:loc><image:title>Famedaddy Bono</image:title><image:caption>Famedaddy Bono</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T11:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/16/the-ultimate-new-media-smackdown-gawker-vs-hulk-hogan/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T08:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/12/thoughtcrime-does-not-entail-life-thoughtcrime-is-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pope-vader-i-find-your-lack-of-faith-disturbing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pope-vader-i-find-your-lack-of-faith-disturbing</image:title><image:caption>Pope Vader finds your lack of faith disturbing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-15T11:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/11/contemporary-journalism-101-the-twitter-stalk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ros-russell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ros Russell</image:title><image:caption>Please hold for Hashtag John Doe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-11T20:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/11/mutant-elk-caught-in-the-wilds-of-britain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/elks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elks</image:title><image:caption>Real Elks, duh</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/british-elk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An elk</image:title><image:caption>The Guardian captions this "An elk." Time to stop hiring inbred photo interns, no matter how dazzling their connections.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-12T23:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/07/wikileaks-the-personal-care-product-line/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/julian-assange-protect-the-truth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange protect the truth condom line</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange protect the truth condom line available soon at a drugstore near you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T10:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/06/quote-o-the-day-stripping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gib-oskaboose.png</image:loc><image:title>gib-oskaboose</image:title><image:caption>Gilbert Oskaboose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-07T23:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/10/03/all-in-a-days-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/begotten-begets.gif</image:loc><image:title>the Begotten begets</image:title><image:caption>the Begotten begets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/begotten-394-px.gif</image:loc><image:title>Begotten 394 px</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to the internet. Everything is fine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/begotten-large.gif</image:loc><image:title>Begotten</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to the internet. 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For what, we're not sure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T09:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/09/19/jan-just-act-naturally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jan</image:title><image:caption>JAN: Just Act, Naturally</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-20T00:48:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/09/18/barrett-brown-tinychat-videos-arrest-and-threats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barrett-brown-in-tinychat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barrett Brown in tinychat</image:title><image:caption>Barrett Brown in tinychat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T02:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/09/17/why-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/keep-calm-and-pretend-its-not-monday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep Calm and Pretend its Not Monday</image:title><image:caption>Keep Calm and Pretend it's Not Monday</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T15:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/09/13/barrett-brown-busted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barrett-brown-mugshot.png</image:loc><image:title>Barrett Brown Busted</image:title><image:caption>Barrett Brown Busted</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T13:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/09/04/new-life-choices/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/scooby-dont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daphne on the prowl</image:title><image:caption>Daphne blends in</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-05T20:30:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/30/vancouver-sometimes-isnt-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/marketing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marketing</image:title><image:caption>Marketing iz always thrilling</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T02:56:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/26/sunday-songlist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cthulhu-worship-doubters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu Worship for doubters</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu Worship for doubters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cthulhu-worship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu worship</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu worship</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/worship-cthulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worship Cthulhu</image:title><image:caption>Worship Cthulhu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T09:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/24/julian-assange-ecuador-chevron-and-the-greasy-world-of-big-oil/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-13T08:58:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/24/so-why-is-this-my-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bling-owl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bling Owl is a Hootsuite Playa</image:title><image:caption>Bling Owl is a Hootsuite Playa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T10:48:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/22/ill-just-leave-this-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/i-am-free.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I am Free</image:title><image:caption>I am Free</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/so-your-friends-think-you-are-crazy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So Your Friends Think You Are Crazy</image:title><image:caption>I hear this all the damn time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T08:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/16/gpoy-the-morning-after/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/julian-assange-knows-that-you-know.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange knows that you know</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange knows that you know</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gpoy-not-slept.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GPOY and how are YOU this morning</image:title><image:caption>GPOY and how are YOU this 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A CHAINSAW!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T18:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/10/tgif-duet-kate-bush-and-rowan-atkinson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hillary-clinton-dancing.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hillary Clinton Dancing</image:title><image:caption>Hillary Gets Down</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T12:41:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/08/the-only-good-country-song-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/guy-on-a-buffalo.png</image:loc><image:title>Guy on a buffalo</image:title><image:caption>Guy on a buffalo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-08T10:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/07/on-retaining-motivation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gingerspice2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerspice</image:title><image:caption>Ginger Spice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-08T08:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/08/07/spy-vs-i/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-08T02:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/23/and-then-this-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/julian-assange-by-cara-spoza1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange by Cara Spoza</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/julian-assange-by-cara-spoza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange by Cara Spoza</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange by Cara Spoza</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-08T02:19:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/24/gpoy-stomach-flu-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gpoy-stomach-flu-edition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GPOY stomach flu edition</image:title><image:caption>GPOY stomach flu edition</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T19:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/18/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-what-did-you-do-yesterday-raincoaster-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dandelion-bailing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dandelion bailing the fuck outta here</image:title><image:caption>Dandelion bailing the fuck outta here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/im-a-fucking-unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Im a fucking unicorn</image:title><image:caption>I'm a fucking unicorn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-22T22:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/13/the-weekend-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dandelion-small.gif</image:loc><image:title>Dandelion small</image:title><image:caption>Reverse Dandelion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dandelion.gif</image:loc><image:title>Reverse Dandelion</image:title><image:caption>Reverse Dandelion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T21:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/12/the-most-important-person-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/nobody.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nobody</image:title><image:caption>Nobody. Nothing to see here. Problem, Officer?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T00:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/11/happy-birthday-to-me-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/birthday-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Birthday Cake</image:title><image:caption>My Birthday Cake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cthulhu-birthday-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu Birthday Cake</image:title><image:caption>A very eldritch birthday to me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T22:01:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/09/heroin-the-comic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/heroin-the-comic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heroin the comic</image:title><image:caption>Heroin the comic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-10T04:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/07/02/and-this-is-how-you-troll/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-08T04:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/06/18/13835/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-03T21:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/21/does-anyone-have-a-decoder-ring-handy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/notes-from-buenos-aries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Notes from Buenos Aires from our old blog buddy John Cusack</image:title><image:caption>Notes from Buenos Aires from our old blog buddy John Cusack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T07:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/06/02/gpoy-me-interacting-with-cats/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-17T10:00:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/05/31/au-revoir-vangroover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/penticton-panorama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The view from Ruralopolis</image:title><image:caption>The view from Ruralopolis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thuggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thuggie</image:title><image:caption>ma thuggie, yo. straight up awesome. o 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Anonymous this May Day!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T16:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/04/26/o-ye-of-little-faith/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/slaves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slaves I MEAN VOLUNTEERS</image:title><image:caption>Slaves I MEAN VOLUNTEERS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T11:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/04/26/gpoy-tiara-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/576652_3493369967188_1059719831_3226255_136936809_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GPOY Tiara Edition</image:title><image:caption>GPOY Tiara 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Sapiosexual</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-13T09:23:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/04/20/how-to-do-anything-better-on-420/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/420-vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>420 Vancouver by gillicious</image:title><image:caption>420 Vancouver by gillicious</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T02:28:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/04/08/the-easter-bunny-an-emo-bio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/horrible-easter-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horrible Easter Bunny</image:title><image:caption>Happy Easter, Kids! 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Started</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T12:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/31/what-im-missing-in-yellowknife-this-week/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-11T22:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/31/million-hoodie-march-vancouver-this-sunday/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-02T04:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/31/roy-henry-vickers-the-elders-are-watching/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-31T08:18:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/25/gpoy-solution-mapping-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gpoy-solution-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GPOY solution map</image:title><image:caption>GPOY solution 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pull</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T10:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/11/action-for-assange-25/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/iamfree.png</image:loc><image:title>IAMFREE</image:title><image:caption>I Am FREE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/julian-assange-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T12:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/03/01/the-greatest-sesame-street-recap-in-all-time-and-all-space/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bigbird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigbird</image:title><image:caption>Big Bird: pictured left to right, same dude</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-02T11:55:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/29/tomorrow-not-going-to-be-another-day/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-02T10:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/14/anon-and-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/anonymous-vs-the-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anonymous vs the Police</image:title><image:caption>Anonymous vs the Police which is not exactly a new thing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T07:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/26/the-epistle-to-the-stratforians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dear-stratfor-clients.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dear Stratfor clients</image:title><image:caption>dear Stratfor clients, let us know how you really feel?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T09:44:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/24/occupy-childrens-literature/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wheres-waldos-job.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where's Waldo's Job</image:title><image:caption>Where's Waldo's Job?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-26T01:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/22/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-empowering-musical-interlude-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/we-can-do-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rosie sez we can do it</image:title><image:caption>Rosie sez we can do it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T08:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/23/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-ethersec-anon-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/trippy-anon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ethersec Anon</image:title><image:caption>Ethersec Anon would like to take the whole world on a trip</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-26T01:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/21/coffee-anyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cthulhu-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu cup</image:title><image:caption>have a cup of Cthulhu!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cthulhucoffee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu coffee</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu coffee is tentacularly tasty!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T11:17:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/21/old-fashioned-romance-the-problem-therewith/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/old-fashioned-romance.gif</image:loc><image:title>Old fashioned romance</image:title><image:caption>Old fashioned romance has all the charm of old fashioned divorce laws</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T13:27:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/02/21/why-its-called-meatspace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/meatspace-for-cows.gif</image:loc><image:title>Meatspace for cows</image:title><image:caption>Oh, Elsie is in for a rude 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Revolutionary</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-03T23:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2012/01/16/weekend-roundup-sopa-harper-hipsters-canuckistan-and-wikileaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/julian-and-christine-assange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian and Christine Assange</image:title><image:caption>Julian and Christine Assange</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/insanity-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Insanity Wolf can't stand hipsters either</image:title><image:caption>Insanity Wolf can't stand hipsters either</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/greyhound-driver-occupysd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greyhound Driver Donald Ainsworth vs OccupySD</image:title><image:caption>Greyhound Driver Donald Ainsworth vs 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upon you inexpert Facebook users</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-most-perfect-facebook-status-update-of-all-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Most Perfect Facebook Status Update of All Time</image:title><image:caption>The Most Perfect Facebook Status Update of All Time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-most-perfect-facebook-post-of-all-time.png</image:loc><image:title>The most perfect Facebook post of all 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Invalid</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/julian-assange-says-oh-for-fucks-sake.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange says OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange says OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/julian-assange-says-bitch-please.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange says Bitch Please</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange says Bitch Please and I'd do anything he asked, TWICE if he said please</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/julian-assnge-says-deal-with-it.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assnge says Deal With It</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assnge says Deal With It</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/occupyvancouver-haters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OccupyHaters</image:title><image:caption>OccupyHaters should OccupyAGoddamShirt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T05:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/28/the-greatest-holiday-movie-of-all-space-and-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/a-depression-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Depression Christmas</image:title><image:caption>A Very Depression (I MEAN RETRO) Christmas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T18:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/23/celebrate-an-intimate-hanukah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/menorah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>menorah</image:title><image:caption>How is this menorah different from all other menorahs?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T00:09:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/23/christmas-in-canuckistan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/occupy-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/canadian-christmas-for-real.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Canadian Christmas for real</image:title><image:caption>Now THAT is a Canadian Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/union-lightbulbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Union Lightbulbs</image:title><image:caption>Union Lightbulbs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tom-golds-canadian-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Gold's Canadian Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Tom Gold's Canadian Christmas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T08:40:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/22/ecumenical-holiday-unicorn-chaser-roundup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanukah-and-christmas-kittehs.png</image:loc><image:title>Hanukah and Christmas kittehs</image:title><image:caption>Hanukah and Christmas kittehs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tinfoil-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tinfoil Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Tinfoil Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanukah-zebra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanukah Zebra</image:title><image:caption>Hanukah in black and white</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/katamari-damancy-christmas-katamari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Katamari Damancy Christmas Katamari</image:title><image:caption>Katamari Damancy Christmas Katamari</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-22T09:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/19/kim-jong-il-welcome-to-antenora/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kimjongdrill_31970.gif</image:loc><image:title>kimjongdrill_31970</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kissinger-and-wife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kissinger and Wife</image:title><image:caption>The two of them have been soul-dead for decades</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-finally-recognizes-something.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il finally sees a familiar face. In Bar #3</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il finally sees a familiar face. In Bar #3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-and-cthulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il and Cthulhu</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il and Cthulhu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-better-be-thirsty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il better be thirsty</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il better be thirsty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-learns-to-pull-a-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il learns to pull a train</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il learns to pull a train</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-in-the-ninth-circle-of-hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il in the Ninth Circle of Hell</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il in the Ninth Circle of Hell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-and-the-hell-of-accordion-music.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il and the Hell of Accordion Music</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il and the Hell of Accordion Music</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-lands-in-the-deep-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il lands in the deep end</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il lands in the deep end</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-il-goes-down-the-rabbit-hole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Il goes down the rabbit hole</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il goes down the rabbit hole</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-21T08:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/18/a-very-morbid-christmas-from-calvin-and-hobbes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/calvin-and-hobbes-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Calvin and Hobbes Christmas</image:title><image:caption>While out on the lawn...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T23:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/12/occupy-vancouver-occupies-the-port-of-vancouver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/poutine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poutine</image:title><image:caption>Pooo. Teen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-13T20:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/02/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/viggo-mortensen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>viggo mortensen peace out</image:title><image:caption>Viggo Peaces Out</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-03T14:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/12/01/what-did-you-do-today-raincoaster-part-the-whatever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/julian-assange-haters-gonna-hate.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange haters gonna hate</image:title><image:caption>Haters Gonna Hate! Julian Assange and Me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-03T02:27:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/28/kids-these-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/skateboarding-is-legal-i-tell-you.gif</image:loc><image:title>skateboarding is LEGAL I TELL YOU</image:title><image:caption>Fuck you, Officer! Now we have to WALK to Occupy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-29T01:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/08/07/blogging-for-beginners-august-18-25th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-28T23:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/28/it-is-time-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/zomg-narnia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZOMG Narnia</image:title><image:caption>ZOMG Narnia!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-28T08:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/27/american-indians-reclaim-zuccotti-park-at-occupy-wall-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-greedy-eagle-casino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Greedy Eagle Casino by IndigFlygirl</image:title><image:caption>The Greedy Eagle Casino Grand Opening by IndigFlygirl</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-28T07:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/26/no-really-julian-assange-is-a-big-fat-stainless-steel-rat-just-like-i-told-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/julian-assange-has-a-halo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange has a halo just like I always told you</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange has a halo just like I always told you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-27T06:59:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/26/occupyvancouver-becomes-occupyharper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/harpers-men-in-suits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harper's Men in Suits</image:title><image:caption>Harper's Men in Suits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/312503_10150482056451221_725176220_11174660_981740264_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heil Harper</image:title><image:caption>Heil Harper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/harper-hates-bikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harper Hates Bikes</image:title><image:caption>Harper Hates Bikes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupy-harper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Harper</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Harper</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-26T07:39:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/23/occupy-vancouver-2-0-and-occupy-vancouver-3-0-robson-square-and-grandview-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupy-grandview-hug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Grandview Hug</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Grandview Hug</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupy-nullify.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Nullify</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Nullify</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupy-vancouver-injunction-provincial-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Vancouver Injunction Provincial 2</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Vancouver Injunction Provincial 2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupy-vancouver-injunction-provincial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Vancouver Injunction Provincial</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Vancouver Injunction Provincial</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn5169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5169</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn5168.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5168</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn5167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5167</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn5166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5166</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn5165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5165</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn5164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5164</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T02:39:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/17/soundtrack-for-occupyvancouver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/united-as-one-divided-by-zero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>United as one divided by zero</image:title><image:caption>United as one divided by zero</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-14T10:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/19/vancouver-election-night-report-god-i-love-this-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/amy-evil-genius-fox-citybw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amy-Evil-Genius-Fox-CityBW</image:title><image:caption>That's an evil genius we can all get behind!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-20T18:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/19/the-most-brilliant-protest-idea-in-the-entire-history-of-this-space-time-continuum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/anonymous-is-here.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anonymous is here</image:title><image:caption>Knock Knock, who's there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-20T05:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/17/operation-global-media-domination-the-occupy-vancouver-situation/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-19T02:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/14/occupyvancouver-new-livestream/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-15T03:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/08/livestream-of-occupyvancouver/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-12T00:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/07/quiz-what-comic-book-sound-are-you/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-09T02:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/05/did-you-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/thomas-jefferson-on-banks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thomas Jefferson on Banks</image:title><image:caption>Who is this Thomas Jefferson guy? He sounds like a filthy dirty hippie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scott-warren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Warren has some numbers for JP Morgan Chase</image:title><image:caption>Scott Warren mailed his statement to Chase after switching to a credit union. It said 'Dear Chase, Occupy Wall St., from your ex-customer.'"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/haters-gonna-hate-gramma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haters Gonna Hate ... Gramma</image:title><image:caption>Haters Gonna Hate ... Gramma</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bank-transfer-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bank Transfer Day</image:title><image:caption>Bank Transfer Day: Ah, remember how it all began!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/november-5-wall-street.png</image:loc><image:title>November 5 Wall Street</image:title><image:caption>Remember, Remember. Make sure Wall Street never forgets!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-05T20:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/04/is-it-hot-in-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/black-tar-1024x767.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-tar</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Vancouver</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FAP</image:title><image:caption>FAP. Just what it says!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-04T13:08:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/20/christmas-carols-with-gwar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/a-gwar-christmas.png</image:loc><image:title>A-Gwar-Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas from GWAR. I SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU ASSHOLES!!! YOU THINK I WEAR THIS SANTA HAT FOR MY HEALTH???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-04T08:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/11/03/politics-as-usual/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cthulhu-for-president-despair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu for president DESPAIR</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu for president DESPAIR ALL YE WHO ENTER VOTING BOOTHS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/i-have-a-stuffed-lobster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I have a stuffed Lobster</image:title><image:caption>I am a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate. I have a stuffed lobster. Hail our Crustacean overlords!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T10:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/31/10401/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-pumpkin-patch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Pumpkin Patch</image:title><image:caption>GPOY: Occupy Pumpkin Patch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cthulhu-in-thailand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu in Thailand</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu is fit to be Thai'd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gourd-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One does not simply walk into Gourd Door</image:title><image:caption>One does not simply walk into Gourd Door</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T11:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/08/gpoy-occupyeverywhere-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/power-to-the-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Power to the People</image:title><image:caption>Power to the People</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/11/fran-lebowitz-on-the-occupyeverywhere-movement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/minorities-destroying-america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The 99%</image:title><image:caption>The 99%</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/separation-of-corp-and-state1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>separation of Corp and State</image:title><image:caption>separation of Corp and State is pretty revolutionary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/separation-of-corp-and-state.jpg</image:loc><image:title>separation of Corp and State</image:title><image:caption>I'm all for the separation of Corp and State. You?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T09:57:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/14/occupy-vancouver-t-minus-two-hours/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:21:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/15/occupy-vancouver-day-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-together-at-occupy-vancouver-by-max-hirst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Together at Occupy Vancouver by Max Hirst</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Together at Occupy Vancouver by Max Hirst</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spain_occupy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spain_occupy</image:title><image:caption>Spain looks pretty occupied to me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/i-am-the-99-percent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I am the 99 percent</image:title><image:caption>I am the 99 percent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/anonymous-janis-joplin-at-occupy-vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anonymous Janis Joplin at Occupy Vancouver</image:title><image:caption>How IS Bobby McGee these days?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-vancouver-from-the-roof-of-the-rosewood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Vancouver from the roof of the Rosewood</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Vancouver from the roof of the Rosewood</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/godkiller_occupycomics-blackflag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>godkiller_occupycomics-blackflag1</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Comics!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/who-is-julian-assange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange: no wonder I love this man</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange: no wonder I love this man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/who-is-that-masked-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who IS that masked man?</image:title><image:caption>Who IS that masked man?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:21:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/15/occupy-vancouver-day-one-point-five/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/i-was-told-there-would-be-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I was told there would be cake</image:title><image:caption>Goddam Organizers cheaped out! OccupyBakeries!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/three-little-pigs-by-jerome-kashetsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three Little Pigs by Jerome Kashetsky</image:title><image:caption>Three Little Pigs by Jerome Kashetsky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/301198_163861793704579_100002422789239_335587_426277231_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No one rules if no one obeys</image:title><image:caption>No one rules if no one obeys. Your moment of Zen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:21:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/16/occupy-vancouver-day-two-night-one-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/what-to-bring-to-a-protest.png</image:loc><image:title>What to Bring to a Protest from the Guide to Civil Disobedience in BC</image:title><image:caption>What to Bring to a Protest from the Guide to Civil Disobedience in BC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/16/occupy-vancouver-flickr-ing-signal/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:20:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/17/photos-from-occupy-vancouver-first-nightsecond-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/6251692883_bb79167692_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donald Sutherland is Canada's Spirit Animal</image:title><image:caption>Donald Sutherland is Canada's Spirit Animal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0255</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0254</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_02561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0256</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0253</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0252.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0252</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0250</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0248.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0248</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0247</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0245</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/17/occupy-vancouver-monday-photos-and-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3558</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I could have SWORN that said "Lawyer Up"</image:title><image:caption>I could have SWORN that said "Lawyer Up"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3556</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3554.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3554</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3553.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3553</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3552.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Okay I give up what IS Kyriarchy?</image:title><image:caption>Okay I give up what IS Kyriarchy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3550</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3549</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3548</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn3543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN3543</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/18/occupy-vancouver-mondaytuesday-night/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/19/occupy-vancouver-wednesday-with-tom-morello/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tom-morello-wil-occupy-vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Morello wil Occupy Vancouver</image:title><image:caption>Tom Morello wil Occupy Vancouver</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/21/occupy-vancouver-thursday-october-20-general-assembly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/v-for-vendetta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V for Vendetta</image:title><image:caption>V for Awesome, that's what.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-tweet-thekrf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Tweet TheKRF</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Tweet TheKRF</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-1-world-tour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The 1% world tour</image:title><image:caption>99% stupid</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:19:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/23/occupy-vancouver-satsun-2223/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/more-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>More Heart</image:title><image:caption>More Heart Dude is at the center of the action as usual</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:19:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/26/10341/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/meanwhile-in-canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meanwhile in canada</image:title><image:caption>meanwhile in Canada</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lobster-man-darryll-zimmerman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lobster Man Darrell Zimmerman Busts up the Mayoral Debate</image:title><image:caption>Lobster Man Darrell Zimmerman Busts up the Mayoral Debate. Well what the hell: he's a candidate too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/oakland-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oakland Police y u use tear gas on the people?</image:title><image:caption>Oakland Police y u use tear gas on the people?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/341266_193234207418192_193188227422790_415226_2108738339_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Liberty!</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Liberty!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-30T01:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/27/calvin-and-hobbes-on-occupy-wall-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/226077_1745101502041_1073861966_31537549_4712792_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Calvin and Hobbes on Occupy Wall Street</image:title><image:caption>Calvin and Hobbes on Occupy Wall Street</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T12:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/28/post-hump-day-occupy-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occu-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occu-Pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Occu-Pumpkin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/banksy-halloween-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Banksy halloween costume</image:title><image:caption>My Future Husband Banksy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/slutty-scrabble-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slutty Scrabble Board</image:title><image:caption>Ian Spiegelman's Slutty Scrabble Board</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bonsai-kitteh-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bonsai kitteh bowl model</image:title><image:caption>Bonsai kitteh bowl model. I can haz yoga?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snow-bunny-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Snow Bunny gif</image:title><image:caption>So THAT's what a snow bunny looks like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/short-attention-span-lemur.png</image:loc><image:title>Short Attention Span Lemur presents: your Occupy Unicorn Chaser!</image:title><image:caption>Short Attention Span Lemur presents: your Occupy Unicorn Chaser!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-rockettes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Occupy Rockettes</image:title><image:caption>Occupy Rockettes. If Michael Lohan can do it, you can too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-29T08:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/13/the-plan-pic-seven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lotus-leaves-at-sun-yat-sen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lotus leaves at Sun Yat Sen</image:title><image:caption>Lotus leaves at Sun Yat Sen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-16T04:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/07/in-autumn-the-leafs-start-falling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-leafs-suck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Leafs Suck</image:title><image:caption>The Leafs Suck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-08T05:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/06/steve-jobss-afterlife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steve-jobs-ponders-his-next-sexxxy-move.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Jobs ponders his next sexxxy move</image:title><image:caption>Steve Jobs ponders his next sexxxy move</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cthulhu-vs-thomas-kinkade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu vs Thomas Kinkade</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu vs Thomas Kinkade: there's an app for that</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-07T04:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/03/27/over-steve-jobs-dead-body/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/steve-jobs-grave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Jobs' Grave. iDied.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T07:17:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/05/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-kittehs-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/318387_257657704279398_257476047630897_872599_256681495_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Jerk Whisperer</image:title><image:caption>I am NOT the Jerk Whisperer. Wait, I'm not????</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bitch-slapper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bitch Slapper</image:title><image:caption>a bitch slapper is essential equipment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T23:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/05/git-outtahere/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-06T01:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/02/lowered-expectations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/icantwaitforsnow.gif</image:loc><image:title>icantwaitforsnow</image:title><image:caption>I was promised snow, dammit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-03T07:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/01/george-carlin-on-occupywallstreet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/george-carlin-on-politicians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Carlin on Politicians</image:title><image:caption>George Carlin on Politicians. Reminds me of the joke Second cousins twice removed, once forcibly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T23:08:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/30/first-world-problems-the-powerpoint-slideslow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sad-walrus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad walrus</image:title><image:caption>sad walrus is embarrassed for you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-02T01:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/15/dear-everyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chainbreaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chainbreaker</image:title><image:caption>Breakin' the chains of love</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-02T21:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/25/welcome-to-wall-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/anonymous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anonymous</image:title><image:caption>Anonymous has no comment at this time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wall-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wall street</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Wall Street</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T03:52:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/22/contest-win-4-tix-to-the-mosquito-creek-boat-show-in-north-vancouver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/boat-show-at-the-creek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boat show at the creek</image:title><image:caption>I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-23T17:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/19/comment-of-the-day-dont-ask-dont-tell-dont-worry-anymore/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-26T00:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/11/settling-in/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:13:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/17/does-that-really-work/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:12:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/24/a-woman-a-plan/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:11:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/25/and-for-week-five-we-present/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/31/arctic-fox/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/01/file-under-things-that-make-me-homesick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/20110801-112748.jpg</image:loc><image:title>File Under: Things That Make Me Homesick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/20110801-1127481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>File Under: Things That Make Me Homesick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/01/the-not-so-happy-wanderer/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/01/an-explanation/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:06:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/09/yellowknife-commute-at-rush-hour/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:05:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/12/scotch-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bartender-cries1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotch that!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bartender-cries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotch that!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-18T23:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/15/the-strange-range-tweetup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-strange-range-everybody-dance-now1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Strange Range Tweetup!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-gold-range-from-celebrate-canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Strange Range Tweetup!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-strange-range-everybody-dance-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Strange Range Tweetup!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-gold-range-from-celebrate-canada1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Strange Range Tweetup!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-17T05:00:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/20/the-strange-range-tweetup-the-aftermath/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T04:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/22/oh-what-does-he-know/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T04:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/30/guess-what-just-happened/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T04:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/16/coffee-mate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/julian-spanking-gif-and-didnt-that-title-cause-fainting-worldwide.gif</image:loc><image:title>Julian spanking gif and didn't that title cause fainting worldwide</image:title><image:caption>Julian spanking gif and didn't that title just cause fainting worldwide</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/julian-assange-is-standing-on-his-trampoline-talking-on-his-mobile.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange is standing on his trampoline talking on his mobile</image:title><image:caption>He's on the phone right now telling you how invalid your argument is. What does it look like?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T07:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/02/09/what-time-is-it-not-peanut-butter-jelly-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/coffee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coffee, the OTHER Vitamin C</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/prada-sandals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prada Sandals</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bochox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bochox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/meat-is-murder.png</image:loc><image:title>Meat is murder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/meat-and-salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meat. Mmmmmm, meat!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T20:57:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/14/julian-assange-shocking-suppressed-interview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/julian-assange-needs-his-personal-space-about-nine-inches-of-it-in-fact.png</image:loc><image:title>julian assange needs his personal space. About nine inches of it in fact</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange needs his personal space. About nine inches of it in fact</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/smirk-julian-smirk.gif</image:loc><image:title>Smirk Julian Smirk</image:title><image:caption>That's not what the photog meant by "show us what you got"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T10:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/11/social-media-workshops-in-yellowknife/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-20T19:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/11/enjoying-first-nationsaboriginal-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/car-free-day-vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car Free Day Vancouver</image:title><image:caption>Car Free Day Vancouver</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/daleks-rule-the-world-but-only-on-the-ground-level.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daleks rule the world but only on the ground level</image:title><image:caption>Daleks rule the world but only on the ground level</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-14T23:18:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/08/how-social-media-actually-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/everyone-quit-what-youre-doing.gif</image:loc><image:title>everyone-quit-what-youre-doing</image:title><image:caption>Whut, whut? How do I cross post this to Facebook, LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, Wordpress...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T16:24:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/06/a-christmas-message-from-julian-assange/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-20T02:35:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/09/03/9850/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/u-jelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>U Jelly</image:title><image:caption>u totes jelly bro</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nyansneak.gif</image:loc><image:title>nyansneak</image:title><image:caption>inception cat -&gt; nyan cat FREEDOM BITCHES!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T17:01:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/31/welcome-to-yellowknife-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/teepee-for-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teepee for me</image:title><image:caption>But wait, I just thought of something...Teepee for me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/littlest-hobo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Littlest Hobo</image:title><image:caption>and believe me, I NEED that Flak Jacket lately</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-03T06:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/29/sunrise-over-condorizon-yellowknife/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-31T03:38:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/23/rip-jack-layton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jack-laytons-letter2.png</image:loc><image:title>Jack Layton's Letter 2</image:title><image:caption>Jack Layton's Letter 2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/309391_10150769053890323_784235322_19957907_3014707_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Layton's Words</image:title><image:caption>Jack Layton's Words. Don't forget them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jack-laytons-letter.png</image:loc><image:title>Jack Layton's Letter to Canada</image:title><image:caption>Jack Layton's Letter to Canada</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jack-layton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Layton's words are right there in orange and white</image:title><image:caption>Jack Layton's immortal words are right there in orange and white</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T07:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/22/requiem-for-resolute-bay/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-22T18:41:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/21/resolute-bay-crash/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-21T09:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/21/the-family-circle-jerk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-family-circle-jerk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Family Circle Jerk</image:title><image:caption>The Family Circle Jerk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T07:24:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/19/bastille-day-at-le-frolic-in-yellowknife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bowhead-whale-hunt-by-glenn-williams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bowhead Whale Hunt by Glenn Williams</image:title><image:caption>Bowhead Whale Hunt by Glenn Williams. Didja bring yer fork?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/280845_10150724870730002_796050001_19617398_3404033_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Le Chef Pierre</image:title><image:caption>Le Chef Pierre doesn`t mess around. You should see what happened to the last Top Chef in Yellowknife.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nwt-food-guide-back.png</image:loc><image:title>nwt food guide back</image:title><image:caption>BACK to the future. It looks post-apocalyptic on the NWT Food Guide</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nwt-food-guide-front.png</image:loc><image:title>nwt food guide front</image:title><image:caption>Om to the nom nom! The NWT Food Guide!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/array-of-amuses-at-le-frolic-on-bastille-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Array of Amuses at Le Frolic on Bastille Day</image:title><image:caption>We ARE amused! Array of Amuses at Le Frolic on Bastille Day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-21T03:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/11/pats-bay-wildlife-slideshow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/5807402348_5fa54bb204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parental Eagle is not so much angry as disappointed in you</image:title><image:caption>Parental Eagle is not so much angry as disappointed in you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T07:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/10/tentacle-wars-octopus-vs-cuttlefish-in-a-battle-to-the-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cuttlefish-vs-octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cuttlefish-vs-octopus</image:title><image:caption>Cuttlefish VS Octopus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T20:32:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/08/01/harry-potters-day-off/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-03T20:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/31/gpoy-2-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hipster-cleavage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hipster Cleavage</image:title><image:caption>Hipster Cleavage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-01T22:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/31/introducing-tumblr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/better-than-journalism.gif</image:loc><image:title>better-than-journalism</image:title><image:caption>At least, it's written by people with more formal education</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-01T03:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/29/in-the-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-hanged-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Hanged Man</image:title><image:caption>Hang it all, Houdini!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Devil</image:title><image:caption>What can I say? He made me do it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Sun</image:title><image:caption>There's a big yellow thing in the sky and I think it's giving off radiation WHAT DO I DO???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wheel-of-fortune.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wheel of fortune</image:title><image:caption>To everything, turn turn turn, there is a seasoning WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T17:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/02/25/steve-lawrence-and-eydie-gorme-performing-black-hole-sun/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-16T06:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/28/operation-global-media-domination-soundtrack-for-losers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lady-gaga-killing-a-unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady Gaga killing a unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Who knew Lady Gaga = Voldemort?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/raincoaster-stats-slow-death.png</image:loc><image:title>raincoaster stats slow death</image:title><image:caption>Is it any wonder I'm so fucking CRANKY?????</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-26T16:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/26/and-fur-wat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fur-elise.gif</image:loc><image:title>fur-elise</image:title><image:caption>what did elise ever do fur this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T18:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/25/once-upon-a-midnight-cleary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/edgar-allan-poe-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edgar Allan Poe Poster</image:title><image:caption>Edgar Allan Poe-ster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/shaman-drum-dancer-by-nelson-takkiruq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shaman Drum Dancer by Nelson Takkiruq</image:title><image:caption>Shaman Drum Dancer by Nelson Takkiruq</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-26T07:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/25/the-importance-of-being-guido/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-17T00:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/24/operation-global-media-domination-the-google-situation/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-08T03:38:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/24/servicey-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/southeast-asian-sea-life.png</image:loc><image:title>Southeast Asian Sea Life Memorize and BE PREPARED</image:title><image:caption>Southeast Asian Sea Life: Memorize and BE PREPARED</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-26T09:03:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/21/tag-im-it-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/banksy-tattoos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banksy tattoos</image:title><image:caption>banksy is a little tatty</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-23T05:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/20/when-worlds-collide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/himym-tissue_o_gifsoup-com.gif</image:loc><image:title>Tissue? Bless you.</image:title><image:caption>Wingmaniam Levitiosa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/emma-watson-and-cameron-adams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emma Watson and Cameron Adams</image:title><image:caption>Emma Watson and Cameron Adams/Hermione Granger and Himmione Grainghim</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T05:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/13/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-party-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/julian-assange-birthday-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange birthday party</image:title><image:caption>Happy Birthday, Mister President of Wikileaks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cthulhu-party-hat.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu Party Hat</image:title><image:caption>Ia! Ia! Baby work it! Insanely fabulous!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T06:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/10/the-swag-report-happy-birthday-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/267751_10150694776650142_522385141_19582551_2214308_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>267751_10150694776650142_522385141_19582551_2214308_n</image:title><image:caption>Julian Sez Happy Birthday!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/262176_2223252266583_1406017418_2609414_4359990_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>262176_2223252266583_1406017418_2609414_4359990_n</image:title><image:caption>She's got legs! And Cake!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/if-i-had-a-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If I had a blog</image:title><image:caption>If I had a blog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/party-fell-same-birthday-ecard-someecards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>party-fell-same-birthday-ecard-someecards</image:title><image:caption>My friends have a wonderful ability to prioritize</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T01:51:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/07/keep-calm-and-phnglui-mglwnafh-cthulhu-rlyeh-wgahnagl-fhtagn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/keep-calm-and-hail-cthulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep Calm and Hail Cthulhu</image:title><image:caption>Keep Calm and Hail Cthulhu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T14:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/06/on-the-existence-of-tumblr-of-hogwarts-and-of-awesomeness/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-12T19:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/06/one-word/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-07T02:00:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/01/happy-canada-day-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/canada-day-eh.png</image:loc><image:title>Canada Day Eh. Now worth more than America Day.</image:title><image:caption>Canada Day Eh. Now worth more than America Day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T06:07:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/07/01/uk-news-how-to-get-away-with-blowing-up-three-cars-in-a-huge-fireball-without-being-suspected-of-terrorism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/glasgow-suspect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glasgow suspect arrested</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sarah-dean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Dean</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T03:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/07/01/big-bang-blogged-blindly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thats_just_wrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thats_just_wrong</image:title><image:caption>That's just wrong, dude. You wear the red shirt on the next away mission.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T03:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/30/vanity-unfair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/newtie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newtie</image:title><image:caption>Rootin' Tootin' Newtie!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-01T22:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/29/gpoy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-oxford-comma.png</image:loc><image:title>The Oxford Comma</image:title><image:caption>The Oxford, Comma</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/steampunk-stainless-steel-cthulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steampunk Stainless Steel Cthulhu</image:title><image:caption>Steampunk Stainless Steel Cthulhu is my spirit animal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-15T07:03:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/29/riot-dog-will-see-your-caturday-and-raise-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/riot-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Riot Dog</image:title><image:caption>Riot Dog will take a bite out of the IMF</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-08T00:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/29/freedom-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/all-he-ever-wanted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All he ever wanted</image:title><image:caption>and it is everything you could ever dream of, my friend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-30T17:04:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/28/i-got-a-pet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/flying-monkey-welcomes-you-to-mile-high-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying Monkey welcomes you to mile high club</image:title><image:caption>Flying Monkey welcomes you to mile high club</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T17:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/02/04/christian-bale-remix/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-29T22:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/28/and-now-a-word-from-our-sponsors-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-30T16:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/28/numa-numa-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/spock-is-logical-awesome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spock is logical awesome</image:title><image:caption>Spock is logical awesome. He runs a digital media marketing agency in Soho. The internet, on the other hand, is Illogical Awesome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T21:05:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/27/artspeak-closed-captioned-for-the-hipster-impaired/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lady-gaga-ate-the-whole-bucket-of-crazy-by-herself.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady Gaga ate the whole bucket of crazy by herself</image:title><image:caption>Being a goddess is hungry work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T00:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/27/if-i-were-john-cusack/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-29T03:48:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/26/scientific-labs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lab-puppy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lab puppy</image:title><image:caption>Meth Lab Puppy dares you to make a fuss!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/labs.gif</image:loc><image:title>Labs</image:title><image:caption>Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab. Like the Seven Dwarfs, but crackier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-27T20:43:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/19/operation-global-media-domination-the-celebrity-situation/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-26T20:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/23/on-the-morally-ambivalent-robin-hood-criminal-archetype-in-the-early-twenty-first-century-or-julian-assange-is-a-big-fat-stainless-steel-rat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/julian-assange-is-a-chick-magnet.gif</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange is a chick magnet</image:title><image:caption>They simply flock to him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/viva-julian-the-tintinja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Viva Julian the TinTinja</image:title><image:caption>Viva Julian the TinTinja, but that's a whole OTHER post.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/stainless-steel-rat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stainless Steel Rat</image:title><image:caption>Now THAT is a Stainless Steel Rat, specifically one by Groundhog 1988 on DeviantArt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-stainless-steel-rats-revenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge</image:title><image:caption>The Stainless Steel Rat's Revenge. SO way cooler than Montezuma's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/harry-harrison-on-ok-cupid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry Harrison on OK Cupid</image:title><image:caption>Harry Harrison on OK Cupid oh and Cupid is SO NOT OKAY with using a fake name</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/assange-wants-twinkies-no-not-twinks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Assange wants TWINKIES no not TWINKS</image:title><image:caption>Assange wants TWINKIES no not TWINKS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pierre-elliot-trudeau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau slides down a banister at the Chateau Laurier, Ottawa</image:title><image:caption>Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau slides down a banister at the Chateau Laurier, Ottawa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-27T02:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/24/assange-analyzed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/publish-or-perish-julian-assange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Publish or Perish Julian Assange</image:title><image:caption>Publish or Perish Julian Assange or you could just continue to get book deals and ghost writers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/julian-assange-stop-in-the-name-of-lulz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian-Assange-STOP-IN-THE-NAME-OF-LULZ.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-25T23:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/18/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-heavy-metal-mashup-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/boob-flash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boob-flash</image:title><image:caption>Contrary to the title, the boobs are not actually flashbulbs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vancouver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vancouver</image:title><image:caption>Vangroover, people. Yeah, this is the view</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T21:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/17/lady-judas-heralds-the-gossip-links/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-20T23:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/16/bonsai-kitten-2011/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-07T17:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/15/escape-from-vancouver-unicorn-chaser-links/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vancouver-fuck-calm.gif</image:loc><image:title>Vancouver Fuck Calm</image:title><image:caption>Vancouver Fuck Calm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vancouver-tonight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vancouver tonight</image:title><image:caption>Vancouver tonight. And how was YOUR evening?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vancouver-riots-in-lego.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vancouver riots in Lego</image:title><image:caption>Vancouver Riots in Lego by Kimli</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/narnia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Narnia</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye, Cruel World! Hello New, Improved World!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/treehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Treehouse</image:title><image:caption>Treehouse of the Elder Gods</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/escape-to-neverland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escape to Neverland</image:title><image:caption>I only want a one way ticket</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/merry-go-round.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merry go round</image:title><image:caption>Manége de l'Hotel de Ville, Paris 1er, France by Gaston Bastini</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-16T06:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/15/girl-in-a-wetsuit/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-19T07:17:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/13/how-is-babby-made/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/how-babies-are-born.gif</image:loc><image:title>How babies are born</image:title><image:caption>How is babby made?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-14T06:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/11/palin-poetry-the-palinleaks-haikus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/newshakespalin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newshakespalin</image:title><image:caption>New Shakespalin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sarah-palin-tap-that-verbiage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Palin Tap that Verbiage</image:title><image:caption>Tap that!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-12T19:54:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/10/attention-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/look-at-your-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Look at your team</image:title><image:caption>No, LOOK at them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/old-spice-guy-is-canucks-fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Spice Guy is Canucks Fan</image:title><image:caption>Old Spice Guy is Canucks Fan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-11T04:00:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/09/nothing-to-see-here-move-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/big-browser-is-watching-you_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big-Browser-is-Watching-You_thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/big-browser-is-watching-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big-Browser-is-Watching-You.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-10T21:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/08/ratinox-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/julian-assange-plays-strip-scrabble.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange plays strip scrabble</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange plays strip scrabble with raincoaster. We ALL win!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-09T05:44:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/07/the-masked-bandit-of-chinatown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/because-i-am-a-lady.png</image:loc><image:title>Because I am a lady</image:title><image:caption>Because, bitchez!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/samurai-raccoon.gif</image:loc><image:title>Samurai Raccoon</image:title><image:caption>Samurai Raccoon. We're so fucked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/raccoon.gif</image:loc><image:title>Raccoon</image:title><image:caption>This Raccoon thinks he can tapdance around the law!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/faces-of-meth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faces of Meth</image:title><image:caption>Faces of Meth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dread_pirate_roberts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dread_Pirate_Roberts</image:title><image:caption>I do not dread the Dread Pirate Roberts. I'm funny that way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-10T21:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/06/dandruff-of-destiny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/andrew-wk-dance.gif</image:loc><image:title>andrew-wk-dance</image:title><image:caption>Andrew WK gets his freak on with Conan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bird-dandruff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bird Dandruff</image:title><image:caption>Birds are pretty. Even bird dandruff is pretty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T21:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/03/whats-bruin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/some-canucks-fans-are-real-pigs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Some canucks fans are real pigs</image:title><image:caption>Some canucks fans are real pigs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/canucks-fan-gives-double-fingers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canucks Fan gives double fingers</image:title><image:caption>Canucks Fan gives double fingers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/canucksfans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canucks Fans</image:title><image:caption>Canucks Fans</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-06T22:13:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/01/11/new-brian-atene-as-general-ursus-from-beneath-the-planet-of-the-apes/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-03T00:01:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/06/02/batmans-blind-date-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/batman-surfing.gif</image:loc><image:title>Batman surfing</image:title><image:caption>Batman gets his bat trunks in a twist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/batman-and-the-buggysnake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman and the Buggysnake</image:title><image:caption>Batman's Buggysnake was HUGE!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T01:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/31/vacation-destination-news-abortionplex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-have-a-lot-to-answer-for.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie and the Chocolate factory have a lot to answer for</image:title><image:caption>Charlie and the Chocolate factory have a lot to answer for</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/abortionplex-dupes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abortionplex dupes</image:title><image:caption>These are obviously disgruntled Mommybloggers who didn't get freebies from the Abortionplex and are bitter about it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-27T23:37:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/31/announcing-the-new-canadian-flag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/canucks-can-totally-fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canucks can totally fly</image:title><image:caption>Canucks can totally fly, a result of pixie dust produced in Canada's gay-friendly bars</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/canucks-flag-in-front-of-the-legislature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canucks Flag in front of the Legislature</image:title><image:caption>All hail the socialist republic of Canucksistan!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-01T06:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/28/alec-baldwin-another-one-bites-the-dust/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-29T05:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/27/emo-vs-emo-animal-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/emo-poodle-is-self-actualized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emo Poodle is Self Actualized</image:title><image:caption>Emo Poodle is Self Actualized</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/emo-pony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emo pony</image:title><image:caption>Emo pony doesn't care about your sugar. Life IS lumps, sweetie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-01T00:13:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/26/operation-global-media-domination-the-craigslist-situation/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-06T22:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/26/bunneh-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fuck-you-i-can-fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fuck You I Can Fly</image:title><image:caption>Fuck You I Can Fly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-27T22:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/26/good-god-celebrity-links/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/artefact-by-dariusz-zawadzki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Artefact by Dariusz Zawadzki</image:title><image:caption>Artefact by Dariusz Zawadzki</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-26T08:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/25/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-julian-assange-and-private-carleton-first-class-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/julian-assange-screwy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange may still be a little screwy</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange may still be a little screwy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-26T22:28:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/24/they-are-arming-chihuahua-strike-force-assembling/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-25T23:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/24/socialism-bc-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mushrooms-by-kate-elixir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mushrooms by Kats Elixir</image:title><image:caption>Mushrooms by Kats Elixir</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-doors-of-perception.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The doors of perception</image:title><image:caption>Enter the doors of perception</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-28T00:52:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/23/found-julian-assanges-secret-father/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jackie-rogers-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jackie Rogers Jr</image:title><image:caption>Jackie Rogers Jr, the world's biggest celebrity</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-25T05:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/19/rapture-readiness-a-public-service-announcement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/in-case-of-rupture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In case of rupture</image:title><image:caption>In case of rupture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/in-case-of-rip-taylor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In case of Rip Taylor</image:title><image:caption>In case of Rip Taylor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/in-case-of-raptor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In Case of Raptor</image:title><image:caption>In Case of Raptor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-24T02:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/19/operation-global-media-domination-the-intellectual-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/julian-assange-smug-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange Smug Life</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange Smug Life. I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-25T23:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/19/help-us-help-you-help-us-all-the-shebeen-club-may-meeting/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-24T22:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/19/the-most-epic-party-in-the-history-of-party-fication/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-02T00:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/17/bar-fight-in-rlyeh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/olivia-munn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olivia Munn</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Munn be desperate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-whaleses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The whaleses</image:title><image:caption>The Whaleses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cthulhu-visits-the-victorians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cthulhu visits the Victorians</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu visits the Victorians en route to His voracious victory!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bar-fight-at-the-aquarium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bar fight in R'lyeh!</image:title><image:caption>bar fight in R'lyeh! art by Frederic Clavere</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-18T23:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/10/16/dances-with-fish/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-18T05:08:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/16/chihuahuas-fanged-mole-rats-of-doom-of-doom-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/evil-puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil puppies</image:title><image:caption>Evil puppehs are evil</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-17T22:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/14/enter-the-hellfish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/secret-of-the-hellfish.gif</image:loc><image:title>secret-of-the-hellfish</image:title><image:caption>The fare was unbelievably cheap!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-21T10:09:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/14/deep-one-washed-ashore-in-rio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/deep_one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deep_One</image:title><image:caption>Deep One by Christopher Burdett: although in conversation she could be quite shallow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-18T21:04:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/14/welcome-to-yellowknife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/yellowknife-outdoor-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yellowknife outdoor art</image:title><image:caption>Yellowknife outdoor art actually better than most in Vangroover</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-17T21:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/12/home-videos-the-funky-from-yuggoth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chibithulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chibithulhu</image:title><image:caption>Chibithulhu! Iaaaawwwwwwww!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-15T04:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/11/can-you-take-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/can-you-take-it.gif</image:loc><image:title>Can you take it? I sure as hell can't.</image:title><image:caption>Can you take it? I sure as hell can't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-14T23:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/11/van-gogh-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/orca-whale-tail-flip-in-english-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orca whale tail flip in English Bay</image:title><image:caption>Orca whale tail flip in English Bay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/orcas-with-north-van-in-background.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orcas with North Van in background</image:title><image:caption>Orcas with North Van in background</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/orcas-in-the-west-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orcas in the West End</image:title><image:caption>Orcas in the West End</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/orca-under-lions-gate-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orca under Lions Gate Bridge</image:title><image:caption>Orca under Lions Gate Bridge, Stanley Park Seawall and Siwash Rock in the background</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/van-gogh-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Van Gogh Starry Night gif</image:title><image:caption>Starry, starry, queaze-inducing night</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-12T22:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/18/saturday-night-and-the-house-is-rocking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bay-city-rollers-are-rocking-the-rocker-look-insofar-as-it-applies-to-the-scots-anyway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bay City Rollers are rocking the rocker look insofar as it applies to the Scots anyway</image:title><image:caption>Bay City Rollers are rocking the rocker look insofar as it applies to the Scots anyway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bay-city-rollers-fan-can-hear-you-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bay City Rollers fan can hear you now</image:title><image:caption>This Bay City Rollers fan was the inspiration for "Pretty Woman." Bach's "Pretty Woman."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bay-city-rollers-and-witchipoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bay City Rollers and Witchipoo</image:title><image:caption>The Bay City Rollers decided the girl singer experiment was not a success, and was not repeated</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-12T01:06:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/10/canadians-is-there-anything-they-cant-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/canucks-can-fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canucks can fly</image:title><image:caption>Yes, we can fly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T22:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/09/situation-room-normal-all-fucked-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/situation-normal-all-fucked-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Situation Room Normal All Fucked Up</image:title><image:caption>Situation Room Normal All Fucked Up</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-11T21:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/08/a-mothers-day-serenade/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-10T22:59:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/08/mothers-day-canuck-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seal</image:title><image:caption>Seal, Clubbing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/my-hockey-mom-can-kick-your-hockey-moms-ass.png</image:loc><image:title>My hockey mom can kick your hockey moms ass</image:title><image:caption>My hockey mom can kick your hockey mom's ass</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-09T01:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/08/the-truth-about-hillary-clinton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hillary-clinton-inthe-lady-vanishes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hillary Clinton inThe Lady Vanishes</image:title><image:caption>Hillary Clinton cannot be captured in photographs!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-09T09:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/06/spockthulhu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/who-will-be-eaten-first-chick-tract.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who will be eaten first Chick Tract</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu sez Om to the nom nom, baby!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spockthulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spockthulhu</image:title><image:caption>Spockthulhu says Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. It's only logical.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-07T00:02:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/05/post-hump-day-julian-assange-fluffer-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/prince-harry-is-present-and-accounted-for.gif</image:loc><image:title>Prince Harry is present and accounted for</image:title><image:caption>Prince Harry is present and accounted for. My ovaries? Not so much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/julian-assange-hair-fluffer1.gif</image:loc><image:title>julian assange is a hardcore fluffer</image:title><image:caption>julian assange is a hardcore fluffer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-06T05:17:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/03/talk-to-me-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/inuit-types-theme.png</image:loc><image:title>Inuit Types theme</image:title><image:caption>Inuit Types theme for raincoastermedia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-07T08:08:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/02/i-for-one-do-not-welcome-our-same-old-robotic-overlord/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jack-layton-is-the-redshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Layton is the Redshirt</image:title><image:caption>Jack Layton is the Redshirt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-03T22:31:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/02/osama-bin-laden-vs-donald-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/osama-bin-laden-has-his-paperwork-in-order.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Osama Bin Laden has his paperwork in order</image:title><image:caption>Osama Bin Laden has his paperwork in order</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-04T03:16:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/04/22/not-funny/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-02T20:52:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/05/01/happy-may-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/capitalism-layer-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capitalism layer cake</image:title><image:caption>Capitalism layer cake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/we-the-people.gif</image:loc><image:title>We the People</image:title><image:caption>We the People. Hey, who you calling WE, white man?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-03T02:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/29/keep-calm-and-recite-the-lords-of-hockey-prayer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/keep-calm-and-canuck-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep calm and Canuck on</image:title><image:caption>Keep calm and Canuck on</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-03T02:29:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/28/starwhackers-the-liveblog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/randy-and-evi-quaid-mugshots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Randy and Evi Quaid Mugshots</image:title><image:caption>Randy and Evi Quaid Mugshots</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-horned-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the horned man</image:title><image:caption>the horned man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/michelangelo-david-1504-3-views.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michaelangelo's David</image:title><image:caption>Michaelangelo's David</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/evi-quaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evi Quaid</image:title><image:caption>Evi Quaid does look like kd lang's best friend, doesn't she?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-quaids-in-vf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Quaids in VF</image:title><image:caption>The Happy Quaid Family pictured at their refugee camp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/randy-and-evi-quaid-bring-evis-bizzare-docu-drama-star-whackers-to-vancouvers-rio-theater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Randy-and-Evi-Quaid-bring-Evis-bizzare-docu-drama-Star-Whackers-to-Vancouvers-Rio-Theater</image:title><image:caption>Starwhackers at the Rio Theatre in Vancouver</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-30T04:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/27/english-bay-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/believe-in-unicorns-and-godzilla-and-chocolate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Believe in unicorns and Godzilla and chocolate</image:title><image:caption>I believe in Godzillacorn!!! and Rainbows!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/english-bay-clouds-by-smuttysteff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>English Bay Clouds by SmuttySteff</image:title><image:caption>English Bay Clouds by SmuttySteff</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-28T05:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/24/trippy-tigers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/escher-tigers.png</image:loc><image:title>Escher Trippy Tigers</image:title><image:caption>Escher Trippy Tigers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-17T22:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/21/meme-vs-meme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sexually-oblivious-rhino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexually Oblivious Rhino</image:title><image:caption>Sexually Oblivious Rhino doesn't know what you mean by that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/courage-wolf-bites-off-more-than-he-can-chew-then-chews-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courage Wolf Bites off more than he can chew then chews it</image:title><image:caption>Courage Wolf shits bigger than you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/courage-wolf-bites-off-more-than-he-can-chew-then-chews-it.gif</image:loc><image:title>Courage Wolf Bites off more than he can chew then chews it</image:title><image:caption>Courage Wolf will have none of your sorry ass excuses!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-25T06:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/19/quiz-which-royal-is-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/check-out-my-royal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Check out my royal</image:title><image:caption>I win! My royal is prettier than yours!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-22T00:58:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/15/thatll-teach-you-not-to-tip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/georgiaokeeffe-red-canna-1923.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GeorgiaOKeeffe-Red-Canna-1923</image:title><image:caption>Georgia O'Keeffe should get that inflamed ladyflower to the gynecologist STAT</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unhappy Endings</image:title><image:caption>Sadface! No Happy Endings?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-18T05:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/15/star-trek-lost-scene/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/william-shatner-is-so-much-more-fucking-awesome-than-you-will-ever-be.jpg</image:loc><image:title>William Shatner is so much more fucking awesome than you will ever be</image:title><image:caption>William Shatner is so much more fucking awesome than you or I will ever be</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T16:33:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/15/housekeeping-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/serenata-guest-house-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serenata Guest House Bed</image:title><image:caption>Serenata Guest House Bed. Entirely Viggo-worthy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serenata Guest House bed</image:title><image:caption>Now THIS is a setting I'd invite Viggo to</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-06T04:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/14/im-just-yanking-your-chain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puppets-are-evil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppets are evil</image:title><image:caption>Puppets are evil. Clown puppets are the very DEFINITION of creepy evil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-16T04:29:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/06/07/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-doors/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-14T04:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/13/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-ellen-page-and-scary-unicorn-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/scary-unicorn-and-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scary unicorn and baby</image:title><image:caption>And then he bit right through that sweet little baby's skull and sucked out the brains.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-15T01:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/12/priorities-parents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/priorities-parents.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Priorities, Parents</image:title><image:caption>Priorities, Parents</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-13T03:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/11/the-greatest-musical-performance-of-all-time-and-space-in-any-universe-anywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jonathan-and-darlene-edwards-album-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan and Darlene Edwards album cover</image:title><image:caption>I think I have that outfit at home, actually</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jonathan-and-darlene-edwards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan and Darlene Edwards, explained. Sorta</image:title><image:caption>Jonathan and Darlene Edwards, explained. Sorta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-15T01:36:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/10/and-you-thought-everyone-hated-monday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/emo-news-network.png</image:loc><image:title>emo news network</image:title><image:caption>Emo News Network Presents!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-11T05:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/07/happy-birthday-paul-rudd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/paul-rudd-covers-up-his-rudds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Rudd covers up his Rudds</image:title><image:caption>Paul Rudd covers up his Rudds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T23:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/01/its-fridayyyyyyyyyyyy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/friday-big-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Friday big gif</image:title><image:caption>It's FRIDAY! Time to peel those scales off your eyes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T03:12:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/30/crazy-old-dude-led-zeppelin-unicorn-chaser/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-08T03:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/04/03/the-most-epic-post-in-the-history-of-epicosity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/for-aslan-and-for-narnia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FOR ASLAN AND FOR NARNIA</image:title><image:caption>FOR ASLAN AND FOR NARNIA and also for cheap comedy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-16T04:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/30/interpersonal-communications-for-white-girls/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-05T11:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/30/unicorn-chaser-rat-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-unicorn-chaser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat unicorn chaser</image:title><image:caption>rat unicorn chaser makes it all better</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-31T00:47:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/29/crowning-glory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/octopus-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus king</image:title><image:caption>Okay, whose job was it to bring the vaseline?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-king-perfection-achieved-unlocking-superpowers-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rat King Perfection ACHIEVED unlocking superpowers now</image:title><image:caption>Rat King Perfection ACHIEVED unlocking superpowers now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-king-sculpture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rat King Sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Rat King sculpture, RATTENKONIG! COWER, MORTALS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-king-embroidery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rat King Embroidery</image:title><image:caption>And in another age, these would have been daisies!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-king-painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rat King Painting</image:title><image:caption>Rat King, the watercolour. Somewhat Twomblyesque, non?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-crown-xray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat crown xray</image:title><image:caption>rat crown xray is all sciency and irrefutable, so there!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ratking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ratking</image:title><image:caption>Why is it always Germany? Are their rats particularly activist?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rat-crown-at-strasbourg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat-crown-at-strasbourg</image:title><image:caption>This was during the Krakatoa eruption, when Rlyeh briefly surfaced</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T02:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/28/social-media-user-of-the-day-the-bronx-zoo-cobra/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-30T03:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/27/emo-gossip-linkage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/feelings-and-how-to-destroy-them.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feelings and how to destroy them</image:title><image:caption>If only my parents had bought me this when I was little!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-28T06:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/26/the-history-of-puppy-mills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rachel-ray-is-a-cannibal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rachel Ray is a cannibal</image:title><image:caption>Om nom nom Pom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-invention-of-puppy-mills.gif</image:loc><image:title>The invention of puppy mills</image:title><image:caption>It's a dog's life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-28T00:15:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/25/olympic-demonstration-sports-2012-cat-bowling/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-20T01:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/23/flower-hat-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/flower-hat-mouse-unicorn-chaser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flower Hat Mouse makes it all better</image:title><image:caption>Flower Hat Mouse makes it all better</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-25T00:39:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/23/from-the-department-of-bad-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hunter-s-thompson-john-cusack-and-johnny-depp-plus-one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hunter S Thompson John Cusack and Johnny Depp plus one</image:title><image:caption>Pamela Anderson's looking a little rough. Hunter S Thompson John Cusack and Johnny Depp plus one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/john-cusack-and-i-are-both-magnets-for-bad-advice.gif</image:loc><image:title>John Cusack and I are both magnets for bad advice</image:title><image:caption>John Cusack and I are both magnets for bad advice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-24T06:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/23/youre-all-invited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/octopus-speedo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus speedo</image:title><image:caption>Top THAT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tentaquil.png</image:loc><image:title>Tentaquil</image:title><image:caption>I, on the other hand, wish I was a Fakemon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/teh-cake-iz-a-lie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teh cake iz a lie</image:title><image:caption>Iz NOT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cthulhu-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu Cake</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu Cake</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-25T23:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/22/a-love-story-for-our-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/internet-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Internet Love never works out</image:title><image:caption>Internet Love never works out. Lavalife has a lot to answer for.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-23T19:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/20/nuclear-boy-has-a-stomachache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nuclear-boy-better-not-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nuclear Boy better not poop!</image:title><image:caption>Nuclear Boy better not poop!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-06T03:39:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/16/flight-of-the-beer-bottles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/musical-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>musical glasses</image:title><image:caption>Can I get "Bohemian Rhapsody?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-17T06:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/16/animal-hats-of-the-rich-and-famous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/frog-blaster.gif</image:loc><image:title>frog-blaster</image:title><image:caption>Hetty was VERY surprised at what happened next. You don't fuck with Cthulhu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-22T05:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/16/bunny-bumpercars-hump-day-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-fuck-is-this.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The fuck is this? The fuck was that?</image:title><image:caption>The fuck is this? The fuck was that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bunny-bumpercars.gif</image:loc><image:title>Bunny Bumpercars</image:title><image:caption>Bunny Bumpercars Unicorn Chaser. There, all better!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-19T21:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/13/eatdrinktweet-social-media-workshop-discounts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/eat-drink-tweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eat Drink Tweet</image:title><image:caption>Eat Drink Tweet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-13T18:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/12/fukushima-explosion-and-aftermath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fukushima-explosion-missing-building.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fukushima explosion missing building</image:title><image:caption>Fukushima explosion before and after</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fukushima-explosion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fukushima Explosion</image:title><image:caption>Fukushima Explosion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-17T02:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/12/japanese-earthquake-map/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japanese-earthquake-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese Earthquake Map to March 12th</image:title><image:caption>Japanese Earthquake Map to March 12th</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T11:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/11/its-a-man-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/man.gif</image:loc><image:title>man</image:title><image:caption>It's a man, baby! Or maybe just a skinny emo lesbian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-13T18:54:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/11/the-julian-assange-action-figure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/julian-assange-action-figure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange Action Figure</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange Action Figure</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T05:42:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/10/7-9-earthquake-hits-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japan-earthquake-tokyo-fires.png</image:loc><image:title>Japan Earthquake Tokyo Fires</image:title><image:caption>Japan Earthquake Tokyo Fires</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japan-earthquake-tsunami-travel-times.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan Earthquake tsunami travel times</image:title><image:caption>Japan Earthquake tsunami travel times</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japan-earthquake-fireball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan Earthquake fireball</image:title><image:caption>Japan Earthquake fireball</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japanese-earthquake-crack-in-tokyo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese Earthquake crack in Tokyo</image:title><image:caption>Japanese Earthquake crack in Tokyo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japan-earthquake-oil-refinery-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japan Earthquake oil refinery fire</image:title><image:caption>Japan Earthquake oil refinery fire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japanese-earthquake-world-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>Japanese Earthquake world map</image:title><image:caption>Japanese Earthquake world map</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japanese-earthquake-kitchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese Earthquake kitchen</image:title><image:caption>Japanese Earthquake kitchen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/japanese-earthquake.gif</image:loc><image:title>Japanese 7.9 Earthquake</image:title><image:caption>Japanese 7.9 Earthquake epicenter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T21:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/11/hawaiian-earthquakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/blake_ancient_of_days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blake_ancient_of_days</image:title><image:caption>You may be measured and found wanting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hawaiian-earthquake.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hawaiian Earthquake Epicenter</image:title><image:caption>Hawaiian Earthquake Epicenter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-11T19:44:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/10/yo-bro-check-out-this-no-fro-ho/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-no-fro-yo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The No Fro Yo Bro</image:title><image:caption>The No Fro Yo Bro. What a Ho, No?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-11T06:01:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/10/portrait-of-the-artist-as-a-middle-aged-celebrity-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me</image:title><image:caption>And what are YOU looking at?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-10T11:26:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/08/liveblogging-morphine/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-14T05:00:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/10/29/pic-o-the-day-great-cthulhu-sez-kids-first/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-10T00:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/09/v-for-vogueing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/v-for-cops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>v for cops</image:title><image:caption>Work it, V!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-10T00:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/09/james-bond-supports-international-womens-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/blond-bond-in-drag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blond Bond in drag</image:title><image:caption>Blond Bond cleans up well</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-09T07:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/04/the-pirate-party-me-hearties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/swedish-pirate-party.gif</image:loc><image:title>swedish-pirate-party</image:title><image:caption>And you should have seen the Swedish Pirate After-Party!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-05T03:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/04/it-rises/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chtihuahualu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthihuahualu</image:title><image:caption>Cthihuahualu rises! HE is coming!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-04T18:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/01/28/your-scientology-vs-anonymous-unicorn-chaser-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T06:11:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/02/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-i-want-to-go-to-there-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T05:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/02/oh-charlie/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T04:27:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/02/the-most-beautiful-anti-vivisection-music-video-you-will-see-today/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T01:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/01/28/california/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T01:09:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/02/operation-global-media-domination-the-thank-god-its-not-me-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nick-denton-winning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Denton BOOM Winning</image:title><image:caption>Nick Denton BOOM Winning. Just ask him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gawker-stats.png</image:loc><image:title>gawker stats</image:title><image:caption>Nick Denton is not a happy man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T15:39:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/03/01/baby-on-board/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/baby-on-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby on Board</image:title><image:caption>Baby on Board, what does it LOOK like?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T12:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/27/mfk-srsly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/this-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this dog</image:title><image:caption>this dog is made of awesome. Also Kraft Singles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T20:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/24/cop-style-around-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jasper-national-park-mountie-1440x900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jasper-national-park-mountie-1440x900</image:title><image:caption>Mounties always bring the awesome</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/police-styles-around-the-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Police styles around the world</image:title><image:caption>Mad Cop Style Roundup is not complete without mounties!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-26T19:36:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/24/julian-assange-extradited/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-28T23:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/23/my-weapon-bahrain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hippie-demonstrates-flower-power.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hippie demonstrates flower power</image:title><image:caption>Hippie demonstrates flower power</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my-weapon-bahrain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My weapon Bahrain</image:title><image:caption>This looks vaguely familiar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-24T03:25:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/22/and-dont-bother-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/moneygrabber-fritz-and-the-tantrums.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moneygrabber Fritz and the Tantrums</image:title><image:caption>I'd give him mine, if I had any.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-23T07:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/22/how-to-write-a-hit-song-by-dave-grohl/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-23T22:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/19/today-in-wtf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/what-is-this-i-dont-even.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What is this I dont even</image:title><image:caption>I mean seriously, dude, whatte BE this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/popular-science-1956-vol-168.png</image:loc><image:title>Popular Science 1956 vol 168</image:title><image:caption>Popular Science was pretty wacky and paranoid in 1956. I guess they were still recovering from the war, in that REAL waterskiiers were apparently rationed or something.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-28T21:41:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/18/willow-smiths-new-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-19T13:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/18/babs-yourself/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-18T10:23:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/17/coming-back-to-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/space-shuttle-landing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space shuttle landing</image:title><image:caption>Twitpic of space shuttle landing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T05:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/16/watch-your-backside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/protecto-the-toilet-ninja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Protecto the toilet ninja</image:title><image:caption>He sees all. He smells all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-17T03:42:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/08/darwin-was-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bubbles-and-michael.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bubbles and Michael</image:title><image:caption>Bubbles and Michael keep it in the family</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-16T11:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/16/the-st-valentines-day-massacreroundup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/heres-to-valentines-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's to Valentine's Day</image:title><image:caption>Bottom's Up!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/charlie-sheen-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Sheen Valentine</image:title><image:caption>Or it would have been, if he had exact change</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/valentine-flow-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine Flow Chart</image:title><image:caption>If you need this, you shouldn't be having sex in the first place. You might reproduce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dont-do-that-dave-valentine.png</image:loc><image:title>Don't do that Dave Valentine</image:title><image:caption>HALentine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hipster-junkie-valentine.png</image:loc><image:title>Hipster junkie valentine</image:title><image:caption>Be My ... collateral damage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/npr-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPR Valentine</image:title><image:caption>This Valentine was brought to you by National Public Radio, and by listeners like you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/human-centipede-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Human Centipede valentine</image:title><image:caption>The Human Centipede Valentine: From your lips to ... never mind, don't think about that part</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/condom-nyc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Condom NYC</image:title><image:caption>Now THAT is servicey!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cat-lady-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat Lady Valentine</image:title><image:caption>and your Morrissey albums. There's that too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/noam-chomsky-valentine.gif</image:loc><image:title>Noam Chomsky Valentine</image:title><image:caption>Alone Noam Moar!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T14:58:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/11/my-birthday-is-coming-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/monkey-neatorama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey neatorama</image:title><image:caption>I wonder how much training that takes?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-13T06:10:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/10/the-truly-unspeakable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-edrich-abomination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Edrich Abomination</image:title><image:caption>The Edrich Abomination</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-11T04:39:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/07/walking-away-pic-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/walking-away.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walking away</image:title><image:caption>Walking Away by Hector Guerra</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-10T07:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/02/03/alpha-beta-gran-turismo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gall_bladder.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gall_bladder</image:title><image:caption>That is one angry looking gallbladder</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/granturismo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GranTurismo</image:title><image:caption>This is what a GT looks like, y'all. My blood is AWESOME under a microscope</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-07T20:19:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/27/octopus-video-i-love-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demons-of-cthulhu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demons of cthulhu</image:title><image:caption>REAL demons of Cthulhu would never hula-hoop in His Scaly Presence</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-28T19:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/27/operation-global-media-domination-the-wordcamp-victoria-situation/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-27T11:44:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/27/the-hospital-food-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/morphine-is-the-best-medicine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morphine is the best medicine</image:title><image:caption>Demerol better bring its A Game</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hospital-food.gif</image:loc><image:title>hospital-food</image:title><image:caption>The Hospital Food Diet saves you tons of money!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-03T00:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/27/existential-crisis-gossip-links/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snow-is-beautiful.gif</image:loc><image:title>snow-is-beautiful</image:title><image:caption>Snow is TOO beautiful. But gross.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/what-is-wrong-with-me.png</image:loc><image:title>what is wrong with me</image:title><image:caption>what is wrong with me? Nothing. It's YOU!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-27T10:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/23/julian-assanges-new-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/julian-assange-gets-an-updo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange gets an updo!</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange gets an updo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-27T10:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/21/kittens-and-hearts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kittens-and-hearts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kittens and hearts</image:title><image:caption>Kittens and hearts and pink! Oh my!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T23:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/18/michael-douglas-photobomb-gossip-links/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/michael-douglas-photobomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Douglas Photobomb</image:title><image:caption>Michael Douglas Photobombs Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-26T23:38:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/01/31/im-gung-ho-for-gung-haggis-fat-choy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/toddishmcwong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ToddishMcWong</image:title><image:caption>Toddish McWong</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T12:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/18/priorities-priorities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/happy-anniversary-sarah.gif</image:loc><image:title>happy-anniversary-sarah</image:title><image:caption>Cheers!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T08:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/14/boobs-breasts-chest-and-keywords/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-10T17:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/13/memo-of-the-day-toilet-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/toilet-memo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet memo</image:title><image:caption>A toilet memo for the ages: "You fucking animals" is the new "You dirty rats"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-20T03:41:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/13/harry-potter-on-the-bible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/harry-potter-he-was-his-friend.gif</image:loc><image:title>Harry Potter he was his FRIEND</image:title><image:caption>Harry Potter will kick Judas' ass</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T05:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/04/30/the-ultimate-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicorn</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate Unicorn Chaser</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T00:26:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/11/backstage-with-dali/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dali-and-flying-cats-takes-one-through-six.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dali and flying cats takes one through six</image:title><image:caption>Dali and flying cats takes one through six. DUCK!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dali-and-flying-cats-by-philippe_-halsman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dali and flying cats by philippe halsman</image:title><image:caption>Dali and flying cats by philippe halsman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-12T04:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/08/it-is-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/marilyn-monroe-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>Marilyn Monroe gif</image:title><image:caption>Marilyn says Mwah!, Baby!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/maria-doesnt-give-a-fuck.gif</image:loc><image:title>Maria doesn't give a fuck</image:title><image:caption>Maria's pottymouth got her kicked out of the convent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/madonna-says-seriously-argentina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madonna says Seriously Argentina</image:title><image:caption>But really, get your shit together, Argentina</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-09T06:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/08/operation-global-media-domination-the-surveymagnet-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/total-information-awareness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Total Information Awareness</image:title><image:caption>Scientia est Potentia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-10T20:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/08/julian-assange-coloring-book-guest-post-by-swifter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/julian-assange-in-custody-by-swifter.png</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange in custody by swifter</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange in custody. At least Swifter let him keep his cup of cocoa.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-16T23:50:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/08/the-julian-assange-coloring-book-yes-this-exists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/julian-assange-colouring-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange Colouring Book</image:title><image:caption>Julian is feeling a little blue today. Won't you cheer him up?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T00:24:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/08/high-ku-hollywood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tom-hanks-doesnt-know-whats-going-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Hanks doesn't know what's going on and neither do I</image:title><image:caption>Tom Hanks doesn't know what's going on and neither do I but I've just decided to "go with it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snooki-heralds-the-apocalypse.png</image:loc><image:title>Snooki heralds the apocalypse</image:title><image:caption>Snooki's book heralds the apocalypse. Well, WE all knew that. But we weren't gonna tell you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-08T14:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/08/the-internet-is-closed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/step-away-from-the-keyboard.gif</image:loc><image:title>Step away from the keyboard</image:title><image:caption>Step away from the keyboard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-08T14:22:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/06/non-rebloggingnonsociety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nick-allison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Allison</image:title><image:caption>Nick Allison, by CVXN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/scary-404.gif</image:loc><image:title>scary 404</image:title><image:caption>Scaaaaary 404</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/haters-gonna-hate.gif</image:loc><image:title>haters-gonna-hate</image:title><image:caption>Haters Gonna Hate! Hatters Gonna Hat!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/julia-allison-condom-fairy-halloween-2006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julia Allison Condom Fairy Halloween 2006</image:title><image:caption>Julia Allison dressed as the Condom Fairy, Halloween 2006. Oh, has it really been four and a half years?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-16T23:43:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/07/vancouver-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gastown-sign-in-the-diamond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gastown sign in the Diamond</image:title><image:caption>Gastown sign in the Diamond</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/vancouver-in-the-round.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vancouver False Creek at Dusk</image:title><image:caption>Vancouver False Creek at Dusk by akameus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-08T10:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/07/fandumb-freedom-and-fanarchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gracious-internet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gracious internet</image:title><image:caption>Get my smelling salts! Teh Intarwebs are getting up my nostrils</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/intarwebs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>intarwebs1</image:title><image:caption>yes, this is they. they is us</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-08T21:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/06/the-towlift-of-tiny-town-unicorn-chaser-links/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/whistler-blackcomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whistler Blackcomb</image:title><image:caption>And yes, Whistler looks just like this. Also, I hear there are ski runs somewhere around.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/silver-star-pastel.gif</image:loc><image:title>Silver star pastel</image:title><image:caption>Silver Star is not exactly "Badass"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/coffee-with-the-unicorn-unicorn-chaser.gif</image:loc><image:title>coffee with the unicorn unicorn chaser</image:title><image:caption>coffee with the unicorn unicorn chaser</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-06T20:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/02/the-history-of-tentacle-porn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/tentacle-bikini-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tentacle bikini top</image:title><image:caption>Here's the image Photobucket took down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/octokini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octokini</image:title><image:caption>Octokini</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T01:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/04/anger-management-with-kirk-and-spock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hugh-jackman-anger-management.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugh-jackman-anger-management</image:title><image:caption>Wolverine was a big hit on the Carnaval Cruise Line lido deck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T02:57:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/09/13/sexy-star-trek-slashtube-closer/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-04T11:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/03/chihuahorror-for-kurt-cobain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/curt-cobain-and-chihuahua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CKurt Cobain and Chihuahua</image:title><image:caption>Kurt Cobain welcomes the Herald of Death</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T10:14:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2011/01/02/alexander-pope-on-the-state-of-my-gastro-intestinal-system/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kate-moss-needs-some-answers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Moss needs some answers</image:title><image:caption>I think Pete can give you some answers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-03T02:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/31/a-new-years-prayer-from-jeff-buckley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/writer-wannabes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>writer wannabes</image:title><image:caption>This was Jack Kerouac, every single day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-03T06:21:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/31/coming-soon-xanadu-yelp-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hunter-s-thompson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hunter S Thompson</image:title><image:caption>I can see where you're coming from, man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/napkin-sniffers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>napkin sniffers</image:title><image:caption>a pretentious little quadrangle, with overtones of morbid obesity</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-31T12:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/28/calvin-and-hobbes-and-a-business-model-i-can-really-get-behind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ass-kicking-coupon.png</image:loc><image:title>ass kicking coupon</image:title><image:caption>My new favorite stocking stuffer gift, now and forever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/calvin-is-so-right.png</image:loc><image:title>calvin is SO right</image:title><image:caption>calvin is SO right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-04T22:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/25/dear-santa-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/laird-hamilton-special-delivery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laird-hamilton-special delivery</image:title><image:caption>INCOMING!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/julian-assange-waits-patiently-for-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julian Assange waits patiently for me</image:title><image:caption>Julian Assange waits patiently for me, but why isn't he nekkid?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-30T15:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/23/merry-fucking-christmas-to-you-too-morticia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/addams-family-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>addams family Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Morticia must be PMSing or something</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-25T10:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/21/quiz-what-reindeer-are-you/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-25T10:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/21/jesus-has-two-daddies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jesus-has-two-daddies.gif</image:loc><image:title>Jesus-Has-Two-Daddies</image:title><image:caption>Jesus does indeed have two daddies, and he turned out okay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-24T00:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/21/twas-the-night-before-christmas-with-werner-herzog/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-21T07:56:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/12/25/happy-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jacek_yerka_new-age-manhattan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jacek Yerka, New Age Manhattan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-20T07:25:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/12/25/a-christmas-tradition/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-20T07:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/12/25/merry-christmas-and-happy-birthday-jesus-and-shane-mcgowan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/happy-birthday-jesus-from-camden-town.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Birthday Jesus from Camden Town</image:title><image:caption>Happy Birthday Jesus from Camden Town</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-20T07:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/18/letters-to-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/alg_army_santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alg_army_santa</image:title><image:caption>Reindeer are SO 20th Century!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T11:29:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/17/the-medical-industry-from-a-patients-perspective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2195888918_f2cdb76701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2195888918_f2cdb76701</image:title><image:caption>Even stormtroopers need a checkup now and again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/duck-hunting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck hunting</image:title><image:caption>I had a friend like that once. I told her "I choose very unsupportive friends". She didn't get it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-19T23:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/17/merry-cthulhumas-from-the-vancouver-aquarium/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-18T10:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/14/bust-a-gut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bilious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bilious</image:title><image:caption>Bilious? I suppose that's one word for it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-17T08:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/12/christmas-programming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/green-money-money-is-green.gif</image:loc><image:title>green money, money is green</image:title><image:caption>This is so going to make me millions</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-15T03:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/09/imagine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/john-lennon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john lennon</image:title><image:caption>John  Lennon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-11T06:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/06/a-gut-feeling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gallstones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallstones</image:title><image:caption>Oh, we would charge WAY more than that!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/snow-white-never-was-very-bright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow white never was very bright</image:title><image:caption>snow white never was very bright</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T23:51:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/05/soundtrack-for-a-sulk/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-07T00:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/02/do-me-a-favour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drawn-and-quartered.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drawn and quartered</image:title><image:caption>and this is just my Twitter DMs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-07T20:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/12/02/blog-o-the-day-hungover-owls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hungover-owl-haz-a-kweschun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungover owl haz a kweschun</image:title><image:caption>hungover owl haz a kweschun</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-03T08:02:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/26/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-food-poisoning/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-05T21:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/24/jimmy-joe-roche-performs-back-in-black/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-26T20:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/10/18/unicorn-chaser/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-24T14:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/18/old-mcdonald-had/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/old-mcdonald-had-a-psychotic-break-thats-what-he-had.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old McDonald had a psychotic break, that's what he had</image:title><image:caption>Old McDonald had a psychotic break, that's what he had</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-19T00:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/16/presented-without-comment/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-22T12:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/15/juiced-goths-its-okay-youve-still-got-your-poetry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/goth-juice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goth juice</image:title><image:caption>Goth Juice: Puree two Ministry fans...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-16T23:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/15/everything-i-need-to-know-about-america-i-learned-from-youtube/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/shepardfaireybarackobama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shepard Fairey Barack Obama</image:title><image:caption>Shepard Fairey does Barack Obama in words of one or two syllables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/abyss-burger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abyss-burger</image:title><image:caption>I'll have a double chili nihilismdog to go</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-15T11:25:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/11/eight-kilometers-the-justin-bieber-story/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-17T04:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/11/well-its-better-than-listening-to-him/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mime-manson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mime Manson</image:title><image:caption>Mime Manson is a thousand times more articulate than the talky one</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-12T04:49:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/10/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-wishery-by-pogo/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-11T04:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/10/eel-be-all-right-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/eel-death.gif</image:loc><image:title>eel death</image:title><image:caption>You won't eel a thing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-10T11:08:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/09/bedbug-sex-isabella-rossellini-and-why-science-students-remain-lifelong-virgins/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-10T07:37:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/09/quiz-what-late-night-show-host-are-you/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-14T00:34:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/09/cant-we-all-just-get-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stop-fighting.gif</image:loc><image:title>Stop Fighting!</image:title><image:caption>ENOUGH!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-10T02:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/07/have-you-seen-this-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hitler-is-everywhere-in-western-canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitler is everywhere in Western Canada</image:title><image:caption>Hitler is everywhere... in Western Canada. Cowboy? Dot-Commer? Barista?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-11T03:38:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/04/one-more-reason-to-drink/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-08T04:32:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/05/remember-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/god-is-in-the-rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>god is in the rain</image:title><image:caption>god is in the rainCOASTER, bitchez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-06T05:18:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/05/octopi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/octopi.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>OCTOPI</image:title><image:caption>OCTOPI, the number of the Beast</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T06:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/04/career-advice-i-should-have-heeded/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/going-to-be-a-blogger.gif</image:loc><image:title>going-to-be-a-blogger</image:title><image:caption>I should have listened!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-05T23:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/02/marcel-the-shell-with-shoes-on/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-04T01:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/02/no-mystery-about-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/theres-something-about-joel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>There's Something About Joel</image:title><image:caption>Look, bitches, I don't wanna HEAR about Team Mike, okay?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-04T07:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/02/cab-or-nay-suave-it-no/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/my-kind-of-taxi-lineup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my kind of taxi lineup</image:title><image:caption>when I "go to there" I want to go in this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-04T07:22:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/01/banksy-trick-or-treat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/banksy-halloween-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Banksy halloween costume</image:title><image:caption>This is SO going to be my Halloween Costume next year</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T07:43:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/01/pacific-tree-octopus-caught-on-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pacific-tree-octopus-blossoms-by-liz-wolfe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacific tree octopus blossoms by liz wolfe</image:title><image:caption>pacific tree octopus blossoms by liz wolfe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-12T01:38:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/11/01/border-collies-do-it-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/5073-bored-border-collie.gif</image:loc><image:title>5073-bored-border-collie</image:title><image:caption>Bored Collie is bored</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-02T22:54:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/31/happy-halloween-from-me-some-afghani-kids-and-edgar-allan-poe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kart-e-sakhi-cemetery-in-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kart-e-Sakhi-cemetery-in--007</image:title><image:caption>Afghani kids play in the Kart e Sakhi cemetery</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-01T06:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/31/the-truth-about-the-great-pumpkin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/meerkats-have-slain-the-great-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meerkats have slain the Great Pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Meerluk the Marauder revels in his bloody triumph</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/meerkats-attack-the-great-pumpkin-and-his-kin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meerkats attack the Great Pumpkin! and his kin!</image:title><image:caption>Meerkats attack the Great Pumpkin! and his kin! Fucking Meerkats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/linus-and-sally-await-the-great-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Linus and Sally await the Great Pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, by Samuel Beckett</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-01T03:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/29/kuato-sings-chocolate-rain/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-30T05:58:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/29/research-paper-of-the-day-snot-otter-sperm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snot-otter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snot otter</image:title><image:caption>snot that important, really</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-20T18:07:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/28/rip-paul-the-psychic-octopus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/octopus_paul_905975.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octopus_paul_905975</image:title><image:caption>Paul the Octopus had his troubles with the paparazzi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-29T01:04:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/27/sticks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/drive-in-reality-theatre-peace-arch-crossing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drive In Reality Theatre Peace Arch Crossing</image:title><image:caption>Drive In Reality Theatre Peace Arch Crossing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-29T00:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/28/deadbeat-club-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/song-of-the-unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Song of the unicorn</image:title><image:caption>It hasn't begun till the unicorn sings</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-29T00:02:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/26/dawn-of-the-ted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/drive-in-reality-theatre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drive in reality theatre</image:title><image:caption>Drive in reality theatre</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-28T22:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/26/vincent-price-two-times-coral-browne-shocking-photo-proof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vincent-price-and-his-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vincent Price and his girl</image:title><image:caption>Vincent Price two-steps his way into infamy while two-timing Coral Browne with some scrawny Showbiz floozy </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-26T23:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/23/the-motto-of-the-republic-of-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/irish-potatos.png</image:loc><image:title>Irish Potatos</image:title><image:caption>You say Potato, I say Revolution!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-30T19:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/22/happy-hour-link-roundup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/happyhourbikeclub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HappyHourBikeClub</image:title><image:caption>Happy Hour Bike Club could get anyone to exercise!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T06:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/22/zombie-sex-guide-a-public-service-announcement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/zombie-blow-jobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombie blow jobs</image:title><image:caption>Zombie blow jobs suck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-24T08:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/22/operation-global-media-domination-the-cusack-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/the-cusack-effect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Cusack Effect</image:title><image:caption>The Cusack Effect</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/john-cusack-say-anything-mp3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John-Cusack-Say-Anything-MP3</image:title><image:caption>John Cusack will rt anything!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-25T22:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/22/blanket-octopus-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blanket-octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blanket octopus</image:title><image:caption>Blanket octopus and NO THAT IS NOT A SNEAKY MICHAEL JACKSON REFERENCE</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-06T21:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/21/quote-of-the-day-paul-newman-on-character/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-19T23:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/20/worlds-coolest-phd-thesis/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-22T22:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/19/how-chihuahuas-end-up-evil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/beverly_hills_chihuahua03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beverly_hills_chihuahua03</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I'll take the drumstick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-21T00:39:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/17/the-secret-of-enjoying-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jerry-lewis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry Lewis</image:title><image:caption>Jerry Lewis has the secret of happiness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-18T01:17:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/17/happy-birthday-margaret-thatcher/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-21T00:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/10/17/paris-hiltons-bunny-hutch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/paris-hilton-donnie-darko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paris hilton Donnie Darko</image:title><image:caption>Paris Hilton was in Donnie Darko? I don't remember that part. 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Scribes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-29T20:28:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/10/09/lucy-gao-meet-the-man-of-your-dreams/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-25T02:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/22/operation-global-media-domination-the-cocktail-situation/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-25T02:41:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/02/05/one-too-many-cocktails/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-23T13:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/23/hump-day-unicorn-chaser-a-little-bit-remixed/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-23T13:14:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/01/21/listen-to-the-band-the-monkees-psychadelic-wonderland/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-23T12:44:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/21/attention-stalkers-raincoaster-unmasked-at-smcyvr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/octopus-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octopus 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history</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/best-facebook-thread-ever.png</image:loc><image:title>Best Facebook Thread Ever</image:title><image:caption>Best Facebook Thread Ever</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T02:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/17/operation-global-media-domination-the-divine-situation/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-20T20:53:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/15/watch-out/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-17T01:02:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/13/goats-eh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/goat_8fj3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goat_8fj3</image:title><image:caption>Know Your Goat, just, you know, not in THAT 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fabulous?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/endora-champaign-plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Endora champaign plane</image:title><image:caption>Endora enjoys Champagne mainly on the plane over Spain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/endora-bewitched-2454853-800-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Endora-bewitched-2454853-800-600</image:title><image:caption>Endora would NEVER stoop to psychoactives. 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Are you listening, God? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T13:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/10/flamewars-of-the-anklebiters/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-11T20:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/08/quiz-what-part-of-thanksgiving-are-you/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-09T08:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/07/oh-ship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cthulhu-whats-going-on-in-this-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu whats going on in this boat</image:title><image:caption>WE NO HAZ UR BUKKIT DOOD!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/unknown-horrors-of-the-animal-kingdom.gif</image:loc><image:title>unknown horrors of the animal kingdom</image:title><image:caption>They're actually saying Iä! Iä! Iä!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-08T05:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/06/sesame-street-sob-story/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-07T08:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/06/23/indiana-jones-and-the-call-of-cthulhu-complete-text/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cthulhu-motivational.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cthulhu motivational poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/indy4-first.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-07T03:47:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/07/04/cthulhu-porn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cthulhu-goatse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cthulhu-goatse</image:title><image:caption>Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T09:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/09/04/inception-cat/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-08T03:54:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/14/new-look-for-northern-voice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/northern-voice-get-your-moose-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Northern Voice Get Your Moose On</image:title><image:caption>Northern Voice Get Your Moose On</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pedobear.png</image:loc><image:title>Pedobear, yo!</image:title><image:caption>Pedobear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/northern-voice-mascot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Northern Voice Mascot</image:title><image:caption>Northern Voice Mascot, yo. 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terrified?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bear-machete-guardian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear machete guardian</image:title><image:caption>They'll pry the machete from my cold dead paws</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bear-fall-down-go-boom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear fall down go boom</image:title><image:caption>The construction workers couldn't wait for their turn!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bear-vs-squid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bear vs squid</image:title><image:caption>I don't remember reading this part in the Cthulhu Mythos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-13T00:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/blogging-for-beginners-courses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/raincoaster-logo-old-fashioned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raincoaster logo old fashioned</image:title><image:caption>Look out! Here comes tomorrow!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-14T16:19:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/27/theres-an-app-for-that/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-27T08:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/21/octo-newf-worlds-cutest-newfie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/octonewf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OctoNewf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-27T02:29:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/25/barack-obamas-terrorist-connection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/stephen-colbert-truthiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen Colbert Truthiness</image:title><image:caption>Sew What are you saying?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-26T20:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/19/dolph-lundren-is-the-king-of-rock-and-roll/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dolph-lundgren-and-weird-al.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolph Lundgren and Weird Al</image:title><image:caption>Weird Al couldn't believe his luck on PlentyofFish</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-31T04:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/19/quiz-what-kind-of-bubble-tea-are-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/the-valley-of-the-dolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Valley of the dolls</image:title><image:caption>Reach for the stars, Neelly!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-22T09:05:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/15/and-another-thing-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/marilyn-monroe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marilyn Monroe</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye Norma Jean, we never knew you embrodered at all</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-19T20:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/14/icons-of-chick-power-mylene-farmer/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-30T23:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/14/great-moments-in-public-transportation/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-14T12:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/12/cthihuahua-fhtagn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chithuahua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chithuahua</image:title><image:caption>CthiCthuaCthua KNEEL DOWN AND WORSHIP, BITCHES!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-25T12:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/08/02/photo-o-the-day-cabazon-floyd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cabazon-floyd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cabazon Floyd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-12T08:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2008/05/28/what-will-we-do-tonight-raincoaster/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-12T07:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/10/11/how-much-is-that-doggie-in-the-windows/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-12T07:55:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2009/05/04/on-the-difference-between-flying-lizards-and-the-higher-life-forms/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-12T07:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/11/ever-have-that-feeling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/existential-hulk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>existential hulk</image:title><image:caption>existential hulk is existential</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-14T02:56:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/08/09/bubble-sunset-unicorn-chaser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bubble-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bubble sunset</image:title><image:caption>Bubble Sunset by Khosey1 on Flickr; each bubble carries one of your troubles away! 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It's true. It's a Fact.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T00:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/21/introducing-nicole-dobernig-theres-a-reason-its-called-twitter/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-10T05:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/20/tupac-4-tu-wrists/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-21T08:12:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/16/why-i-dont-work-for-corporations-anymore/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-23T18:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/15/the-truth-about-the-good-old-days/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-16T03:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/15/quiz-what-kind-of-horse-are-you/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-17T04:57:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/13/what-did-you-do-today-raincoaster-15/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/crop_circles_swirl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crop_circles_swirl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/i-hate-facebook.gif</image:loc><image:title>i hate facebook</image:title><image:caption>i hate facebook, and you can see why</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-21T06:54:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/13/holiday-celebrate/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-15T00:12:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/11/dont-stop-till-you-get-enough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/the-jokes-they-write-themselves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the jokes they write themselves</image:title><image:caption>the jokes they write themselves, sometimes to Facebook</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lindsay-bartter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindy Bartter is also not talking to me</image:title><image:caption>Lindy Bartter is also not talking to me, but in worse English</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tegan-ellis-facebook-hate-mail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tegan Ellis Facebook hate mail</image:title><image:caption>Tegan Ellis is SO not talking to me. Over and over.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T23:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/07/double-rainbow-autotune-unicorn-chaser/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-10T11:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/06/operation-global-media-domination-the-double-millennial-situation/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-09T15:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/07/06/operation-global-media-domination-to-whom-it-may-concern/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/trueslant.png</image:loc><image:title>trueslant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-08T03:40:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/30/operation-global-media-domination-the-michael-jackson-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wackojacko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WackoJacko</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-05T07:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/29/pic-o-the-day-the-flowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/please-dont-pick-the-flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>please don't pick the flowers</image:title><image:caption>please don't pick the flowers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-12T04:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/26/michael-jackson-still-dead-update-at-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/michael-jackson-for-prostate-health-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Jackson for Prostate Health Week</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-05T22:11:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/23/peeler-video/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-05T00:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/18/slashback/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-24T10:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/05/away-on-vacay/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-13T17:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/06/01/your-science-tidbit-of-the-day-gummy-bear-in-potassium-chlorate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gummy-bear-periodic-table.png</image:loc><image:title>Gummy bear periodic table</image:title><image:caption>Gummy bear periodic table</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T23:37:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/22/ekranoplan-worlds-strangest-airplane/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-16T12:44:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/29/punk-your-puter/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-01T11:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/27/there-but-for-the-grace-of-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/if-moses-were-canadian.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>If moses were Canadian</image:title><image:caption>If moses were Canadian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-01T11:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/24/what-did-you-do-today-raincoaster-13/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-26T18:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/22/lin-yu-chun-and-william-fucking-shatner-perform-total-eclipse-of-the-heart/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-30T16:01:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/20/eyjafjallajokull-volcano-eruptions-worldwide-chaos-explained/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/seventh-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seventh-seal</image:title><image:caption>The Seventh Seal Party Conga Line</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hampstead-heath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hampstead Heath</image:title><image:caption>Hampstead Heath opens the last seal YAY</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/godzilla-eyjafjallajokull-volcano-lightning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Godzilla Eyjafjallajokull volcano lightning</image:title><image:caption>Godzilla Eyjafjallajokull volcano lightning, bitches. You see Him, don't you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-23T18:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2007/01/26/helen-mirren-topless-tardis-companion-hot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/helen-mirren-breast-supporting-actress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Helen Mirren topless</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-20T16:03:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/19/eyjafjallajokull-icelandic-volcano-new-insights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/godzilla-haiku.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Godzilla haiku</image:title><image:caption>Godzilla haiku</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/icelandic-volcano-explosionj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eyjafjallajökull Icelandic volcano explosion</image:title><image:caption>Eyjafjallajökull Icelandic volcano explosion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-20T20:25:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/15/clear-skies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flightradar1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FlightRadar2</image:title><image:caption>FlightRadar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flightradar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flightRadar</image:title><image:caption>FlightRadar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-01T12:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/07/coworking-at-bob-re-open-for-business/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-10T05:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/07/sandra-bullocks-sex-tape/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-13T22:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://raincoaster.com/2010/04/06/what-did-you-do-today-raincoaster-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://raincoaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the-worker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Worker</image:title><image:caption>Pyotr Kotov. 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