This is a big step for us here at the ol’ raincoaster blog: an absolute, 100% original (well, repurposed) quiz, based on the questionnaire used to screen jurors in the selection for the famous Phil Spector murder trial. I typed it up mine own seff, and I couldn’t be prouder of my baby! If only I knew how to fit that picture of his hair in the upload box, I’d be cooking with gas!
You scored as Alternate Juror. Congratulations, you are one hardboiled sumbitch and you have what it takes to be an Alternate Juror. Hell, you’re probably already a celebrity assistant, or if not you will be soon! Wear your best cashmere to court and wait for the offers!
Are you Phil Spector jury member material? |
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Guess what?
You scored as NOT Phil Spector Jurist Material.
Sorry, you failed to become a Phil Spector Jurist. You\’re not synophantic enough. You’re wanted here. Or, probably, anywhere with easy access to PCH.
NOT Phil Spector Jurist Material
80%
Alternate Juror
55%
YES! Welcome to the Phil Spector Jury!
43%
I don’t even have to do the quiz to know the answer. Someone with hair like that just has to go to The Chair.
Hmmm. Or maybe he’s already been.
good god! whoever styles that man’s hair should be shot! i swear, it looks like his folicles exploded. does he carry weapons and other contraband in that coif? i’ll never complain about a bad hair day *ever* again!
He paid for that: it’s a wig. You should see his “Ellen the friendly lesbian” wig!
Leave it to me me make the obvious ‘wall of hair’ reference . . . .
I’m thinking more “BALL of hair”. He’s some giant cat’s ideal plaything.
More like Sideshow Bob sans bone – now THERE’s a reference full o’ filth for you . . . .
Indeed, thank you. To think that’s the last thing poor Lana Clarkson saw…
Looks like Phil has a new do …
Jury panel hears Spector ‘guilty’
Looks a bit like Julie Andrews.
I KNEW IT! Dr. Laura killed Lana Clarkson!
Yes, Defamer is suggesting he bought his wig from the wrong lesbian: he should have gone with the Jodi Foster instead of the Ellen.
You scored as NOT Phil Spector Jurist Material.
Sorry, you failed to become a Phil Spector Jurist. You\’re not synophantic enough. You\’re wanted here. Or, probably, anywhere with easy access to PCH.
NOT Phil Spector Jurist Material
64%
Alternate Juror
57%
YES! Welcome to the Phil Spector Jury!
39%
Sheesh, now that is one nappy headed ho. And to think my aesthetician was bitching at me about the outgrowth went I went in for a Brazilian wax.
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