In keeping with recent posts…
![]() |
You scored as The Curly Poo. You’re the The Curly Poo, you curl up into a pile like dog poo and cartoon poo. People and dogs love a nice curly poo.
What kind of BM are you? |
del.icio.us: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
blinklist: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
furl: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
Digg it: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
ma.gnolia: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
Stumble it: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
simpy: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
newsvine: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
reddit: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
fark: Quiz: what kind of bowel movement are you?
Technorati Favorite me!

You scored as Diarrhea.
You’re Diarrhea, your a total mess! You explode all over the place you sexy thang!
Sexy? Diarrhea?
Anyway, in reality..I’m vegan…so my poo is pretty damn variable (runs the gamut if you will) and almost always contains incompletely digested seeds.
Some would debate how much you needed to know that.
Someone once wrote in to Saturday Night Live’s guru Swami Havnagoodtime Vishnuverheer asking why, when you poop, do you always turn around and look at it. He replied, “Because just like everyone else, you too wish to know how long it takes for corn to pass through your body.”
The Lady Marchioness of WitchHampton under Buzzard
Your Grace
Someone is impersonating your Blog – I know you wouldn’t post an enry that has quite put me off my Sausages
“I’m shocked, grieved, grieved indeed”
“You have no compassion on my poor nerves”
Yr obedt servant etc
G Eagle
PS It’s only seagulls who drop it from a great height
Obviously you’ve never met an eagle in real life. Or walked under their nests. Don’t get me started.
I am Wet Shit.
Jesus. These just keep getting more and more bizarre!
I’ve run out of all the intellectual ones, dammit! I saw one called Which Poem Are You and thought that might be good, but it only led to this tween’s godawful LiveJournal poetry. “i am small and precious and i h8 u LL!!!1”
whatEvr
This is sick
Yes, but it’s one of the most popular posts on my blog right now. Explain that in light of an intelligent, enlightened and benevolent populace! Eh!
and so many variants….
You scored as The Long Turd.
You’re The Long Turd, you like it long. You make poo that curls around the bowl like a python. Bring a axe to chop that thing up, you’re probably a lumberjack.
Nobody ever claimed I was intelligent.
Is that like the Longhorse? Wow, impressive!