I’m serious here. Some misguided Midwestern bagel shop decided that nothing says “fun atmosphere” like baked goods reminiscent of a mummy’s ladyblossom.
So, how, exactly, would a bagel like a vagina be a good thing? How could a bagel be like a vagina?
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Does it shoot out babies if you get it too close to Tom Brady?
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Is it often baked or toasted?
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Crispy outside, cream cheese on the inside?
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Sometimes comes with a tossed salad?
You know where the Comments button is…use it. We await your filthy offerings with baited breath.
Oh, tuna salad is an option…
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raincoaster 
They are better with meat in them ?
Take it from me: not always.
Sorry about two comments in a row (not)
raincoasterl, it’s now time for tea
A cucumber sandwich for me
But what is this stench?
You naughty young wench –
A tunafish cucumber, I see!
Archie – brilliant. Perhaps you are not so addled after all.
Toasted is best
I like the unleavened ones
The glaze is often peculiar
But not distasteful like the rest
Who says unleavened fails to rise?
As poppy seed falls on creamy thighs?
Seriously – I’m as puzzled as the next guy. My vote is for attention whoring.
Or dementia.
Or lack of action. Leading to bagel fixation. Could happen to anyone.
Simply awful with too much yeast.
Bagels? With mayonnaise. :)
Seems I heard of one bagel maker who used to add vinegar to the water when boiling the dough.
Without going into an academic account of how the phrase ‘tossing the salad’ came to be, I took a quick side trip to the salad website referenced in your post and found my quote of the day:
“You can make the act of eating ass safer by using a barrier between your mouth and your partner’s asshole.”
Now THAT’s advice to live by, especially if you’re Scooter Libby . . . but then he was probably already using that philosophy when prepping Cheney’s bagel.
Hey, I may have created the next ‘santorum’ – prepping Cheney’s bagel.
I wonder what the special sauce is. :)
So vaginas are also part of the Zionist Conspiracy.
Good to know.
You can’t always tell if they’re entirely kosher, either.
I’m surprised the company didn’t have effigies of its founder burned for mentioning the unholy word vagina in a place visible to children. Free the pussy!
After the whole “HooHaa Monologues” idiocy and the suspension of three girls for even mentioning the word (while a male co-student used the word “£µ¢λ” and got off scot-free), you’d think so, wouldn’t you.
And yet …
Isn’t this the country where a Dick called upon a legislative colleague to “go £µ¢λ yourself”? Where the ape-in-chief called a reporter an @$$#0!3 on television? Where a certain blonde strumpet twice called apresidential contender a “faggot”?
Maybe there’s room for a “salady bagel” in there after all.
Hey–WP seems to think multiple links in a comment are a naughty thing.
Engtech you cynic!
I blogged about this too. It’s great. :)
Is it? I, personally, resent the idea that my mojo manifests itself as a crunchy hole.
Speak for yourself. And add a trackback!
Really? I think you are very like a bagel. Crusty outside but soft and doughy once you get past that tough exterior.
And often seedy as she caraways
That’s just plain wrong.
All I can say is way to many poppy seeds in that direction.
Visit: Bagelblogger
Sara Lee is my favorite. J.K.
tuna salad? Eew!!!!
I think they’re on the wrong advertising racket here – if they want to attract men, a jar of warm oysters usually appeals – it doesn’t need a pulse.
Tuffy wins.
Yeah, but one day you’ll be using ‘prepping Cheney’s bagel’
In Leavenworth, maybe. He looks a flexy sort: “hey Dick, you dropped the soap!”
I meant using the phrase. Besides, nobody would dare force themselves on Cheney – who’d want to face the wrath of his master?
Jim Baker is almost dead now, though. Ash stake through the heart and decapitate just to make sure, though.
um
yeah, ok
Well, are you or aren’t you?