Looks like it’s Britney Day on the ol’ raincoaster blog. Yeah, might as well just go with it.
Rowan Lipkovits, the highly entertaining poet/singer/accordionist/comic from the Naughty Limerick Contest, turned us on to his truly remarkable cover version of Britney‘s hit, Hit Me Baby, One More Time. And who among us would argue that the girl needs a good slap, eh? If her parents didn’t do it when she was younger, it’s about bloody time someone did.
Enjoy.
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Was that a raincoaster giggle I heard from the audience?
No, raincoaster doesn’t go to house parties. None of raincoaster’s friends throw parties.
I need new friends.
I hope you all realize that it’s only the neccessity of maintaining stillness for the sake of the accordion that Rowan doesn’t throw in some of those dance moves.
Shucks! Just when we thought all you needed to trade in was a new set of pearly whites!! My, my, my – we learn something new everday!!!
As a man measuring over six feet in height, it can be difficult finding a schoolgirl uniform in my size. I must commend your readers for demonstrating considerably more maturity than mine, who deliberately misinterpreted the shirt-tail on my lap as my wang.
That was a SHIRT TAIL???
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