You just KNOW Jane Austen, were she alive today, would be one of those irritating people on Facebook with five hundred friends, all of whom she PMs regularly, curating groups, Superpoking with the best of them, and annoying the HELL out of everyone who knows her.
Behold:
What’s more, it UPDATES, so keep clicking on that News Feed pic!
Stolen from CasaAz
raincoaster 
I heard Thomas Mann’s Facebooking on his trip to Venice. Gloomy bastard.
Ha.
Buon Giorno, Senor FFE
Wer ist Thomas Mann ??
UND
Warum sollen wir sorgen [vy shld vee Care]
Es macht man denken, nee
Das ist es, doch
[it makes yer fink, dun’it
This is it, i’nit]
M. Eagle,
Sorry, but I have to use those college German Short Fiction inside jokes where I can find the chance.
Is was either that or “Kafka’s Facebook photo looks strangely like a cockroach.” . . .
Well, it does but he gets really sensitive and un-Friends you if you mention it.
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