In case you’re wondering what to get me for a present when I throw my “My Book Is Finally Updated, Thank GOD!” tiki-themed party, which theme has nothing to do with the book but a serial-killer-themed party just doesn’t have the right feelgood vibe, you know what I’m sayin’, here is the answer, Kiki the Fashion Tiki from Gobler Toys:

Although the vindictive bitch in me also likes Johnny Voodoo (revenge has never been so cuddly):

When trouble arises

Catch Johnny some vermin.

With a small sacrifice

Your foes will be squirmin’!