Space may be flat, but there’s no reason our politics should be, possums. Welcome to today’s slightly off-centre, possibly infinite, arguably curved Covid-19 Briefing Bingo aka The Zoolander Show, coming to you live from yet another anonymous briefing room somewhere in downtown Ottawa.
I am told by the Prime Minister’s website that we are at:
Sir John A. Macdonald Building
144 Wellington Street
Although he, apparently, is not.
Whyyyyyyyy does the Canadian government love QR codes so much? Are they stuck in 2011 forever? They’ve got them prominently displayed on the backs of chairs at the briefing, but they’re out of focus so none of the viewers can click on them.
Meanwhile, on Twitter things are getting interesting. wHaT cOuLd PoSsiBly gO WrOnG?
Is Doug Ford’s final form a toxin? Yeah, why should it be any different, eh?
513 watching the CPAC video, because by now everyone knows he’s always late.
And your bingo cards are here and yes, I forgot to get you a new one. The old ones are still plenty relevant, as I was reminded at 3am last night when I got into an argument about Uighurs on Twitter (they’ve been A Thing at these briefings for months, possums, it’s not like Trudeau has shied away from discussing the issue). But oh yes, we were talking about the cards:Continue reading