It feels like that sometimes, doesn't it?

Sploid has reported on a crustacean species which has kept its legs together for the past 200,000,000 years, and when you see its face, you'll know why. Well, it musta won the lottery or sumpin', cuz all of a sudden the males have started crawling out of the driftwoodwork.

For the last several ages of the planet, these freshwater crustaceans (hence the Squid tag; I do not use the Squid tag lightly, and if you'd ever tagged a Squid you'd feel the same) have reproduced asexually. Hey, they've got to be the official mascot of radical feminism.  

Should I capitalize that? bell hooks sez no.

Three males of the species have been discovered, no doubt hanging around the bar at the Roxy, doing Jager shots and buying RedBull and vodka for any female who looks like she's game. Now if we could only figure out a use for them.

A face only a golddigger could love.