…unless Gramma is very kinky indeed.
Stole this from Gridskipper and it just now occurs to me that I may know one or three or four of the management here. I ask you, is anybody as socially connected as me? For such a prude, I really do have some damn useful perv connections. Oh, and if anyone needs a discreet orgy photographer, the one I know is always looking for new clients.
The daycare center is the first of its kind in North America. Clients can play good baby, bad baby, big brother, big sister, little sister, little brother, as well as the enfant qui fait pipi ou caca dans ses culottes.
And what happens if you play l’enfant qui fait pipi ou caca dans ses culottes? Let’s go to the FAQ, shall we?
Peut-on faire caca dans sa couche ?
Certains accompagnateurs l’acceptent alors que d’autres ne le supportent pas. Si cette activité est importante pour vous, assurez-vous d’en avoir parlé d’abord avec votre accompagnateur.
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Y’know–that announcement oughta be posted at every airport and Fatherland Insanity office on the continent:
Should you wish to $#!7 your pants, please clear it with the management beforehand.
In fact–I see a T-shirt …
Surely a sign of the end times.
I’ll take one of those t-shirts…
I’ll get on that Cafe Press account immediately!