10 thoughts on “quiz: what kind of coffee are you?”

1. You are a Black Coffee

   At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable

   At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty

   You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it

   Your caffeine addiction level: high

   Cheap and angsty – sounds Seinfeldian . . .

2. Isn’t coffee traif?

3. I’m Irish coffee too, which rather spookily does sound like me (even though I’m only 30% Irish…)

4. It’s obviously the 30% that answers quizzes, though, so that’s the important part.

5. So I turned up as an Irish Coffee, too; but I disagree that my caffeine addiction level is low. No one else in my town—it is a small town, granted—has an espresso machine, a drip maker, and a French press simultaneously on display (and occasionally simultaneously in use) on his or her kitchen counter.

6. I live in Chinatown and I’m pretty sure I’m the only one here with a Vacuum pot, a Bodum, and an espresso maker. All the Italians moved out.

7. No. Sodding. Way. Am I ever an iced latté.

8. Totally. Nonfat soymilk, too!

9. I may be a lotta things–but that’s the first and only time someone’s ever accused me of being “nonfat”.

10. Hey, I bought all that crap about you working out. Was I mistaken?

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