This is the kind of thing I think about ALL THE TIME. Oh, goody: a soul mate!
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raincoaster 
I know I’m aye off topic but you don’t want homogeneity now.
I thought this might be of interest, what with your penchant for quizzes:
‘ You are The Devil’
Heh, heh!
What tarot card are you?
http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/
STBeelzebub.
I was on the tarot card thing a year ago, baby! You should watch when I get my cards read. It’s hilarious! I always say, “it’s going to be mostly major arcana” and they always scoff and say “no, we rarely get major arcana” and then they lay the cards out and get really, REALLY pale as they do it. Because it is ALL major arcana. What can I say? I live large.
Same result, too: High Priestess.
Again I remark how very much you gotta luv a man who correctly uses the word “Tessellate.”
Ah yes Devilish tesselation with the High Priestess, Grrrrr!
Something in the water this morning, methinks.
I get ‘readers’ disappearing into their tents on my approach after giving me a freakish look, scaredycats.
They’re all cute playthings.
STBaalzebub.
Tomorrow when I am sporadically muttering “isosceles cheese” and laughing like an insane woman — scaring passersby, small children, and unwary lunch companions — it will be your fault Rain.
The reasoning for this is easy: combine the average intelligence of your typical Subway sandwich artist (that was their designation a few years ago) with the way the cheese is stacked in the cooler tubs, and the all-points-up arrangement is all but a fact of Newtonian physics. Subway could increase this nation’s employment simply by hiring someone to restack their cheese, or someone to turn the cheese stack as the ‘artist’ removes each slice.
It’s too damned early . . . .
Heheheee! Now that’s some twisted thinking! Love it!
I agree that you’ve got to love a guy who uses the world Tessellate. Even I had to look that one up! I never get cheese on my sandwiches at Subway, though.
“what do you do for a living, Brian?”
“I’m a cheese stacker. I’m ISOSCELES MAN!”
I think I may go to Subway today and ask for tessellated cheese.
haha, i love subway and i always thought the way they arrange the cheese is a bit weird. and you’d think if the sandwich was named steak and cheese you’d have some more cheese on top of the default cheese already given…
What an excellent point. Too bad I never eat cheese on my subs.
I don’t like their cheese, but I always forget to ask them not to put it on. But tonight I am definitely going to ask for tessellated cheese. I shall photograph the results.
Yes, seeing the word tessellate made me happy, too. I must find an occasion to use it, or at least find an occasion to tessellate.
Team Tessellation!
I avoid all processed cheese as though it were the plague. To me it tastes like the plastic it’s wrapped in.
BTW mMy tarot card is The Devil.
As a person, the Devil can stand for a man/woman of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man/woman, but certainly a powerful man who/woman is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
with your luck, you’d ask for tesellated and the sandwich ‘artist’ either would think you were talking about the metal band and make some nonsensically-pseudohip cheese arrangement, or else they would be a semi-literate electrical engineering major and try to make electric current arc between the slices.
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! Van de Graaf submarine sandwiches!
better’n that – a Tesla coil sandwich. Like Donald Fagen once sang . . .”no static at alllll . . . .”
What was Donald Fagen’s hair like, though?
he’d lost the afro by then
If one got a physics major who was a sandwich artist, might he/she not create upon request an arrangement of triangular milk product slices arranged on a submarine roll that creates a recurved space …
And would that be a tesselact?
FFE, maybe it just fell out from overstimulation.
Metro, could be, could be. I’ve threatened to use my CSS upgrade to open a wormhole if I am not given sufficient guidance, and I happen to have some cheese here, so I’ll see what I can do.