The Dukes of Bengal

Yes indeedy, this is what every action movie so far has been lacking. Wonder why Hudson Hawk lost $25million?

Because it did not have a climactic tractor mudfight scene.

Like this:

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10 thoughts on “The Dukes of Bengal

  1. I awoke this morning with an uneasy feeling and a heavy head. My heart throbbed brokenly, my mouth was dry. There was a sense of something, some great sadness, some dramatically misplaced love or friendship that could not be regained. A sense that from the loss of what had gone before, nothing would ever be the same.

    Then I came to this post, and I realize it’s all gonna be just #^$%ing peachy.

  2. Wow – well done, your Grace

    … But then what happened

    ~~~~ but somehow, I don’t think they’re about to have an amicable & dispassionate discussion au sujet de WHETHER Bengal should leave the British Empire to join the Euro Zone

    Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc

    G Eagle

  3. I believe, if I’m not mistaken, that Sahib Hawg attempted to chase our hero down on his souped-up John Deere, but that our hero’s tractor, the General Uprising, was ultimately victorious.

  4. I will dust off my sitar and get to work, will something similar to Neil Young’s score for “Dead Man” suffice?
    I need a sufficient “SPROING!” to match that tractor leaping over the others. How did he do that?

  5. Trumpets would work. Star Wars theme kinda stuff? Or you could always get something useful out of Chariots of Fire.

    Or that cool sound effect when the Bionic Man started a sprint and everything went into slow-mo.

  6. That is the second time in a week I have needed a trumpet player! If only I hadn’t failed band in Grade 8 for copying Huey Lewis & the News saxophone solos…

    I got it, tablas and banjos to the theme of Deliverance.

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