Don’t look at me. I dunno.
But ain’t no way I’m going in there and milking those cows.
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raincoaster 
Perfectly safe. Those are the genetically engineered “Light Cows”. They feed only on non-fat grass so that they produce only non-fat “Light” milk. They also produce non-fat slimming beef.
Oooh, where can I get some of that? It sounds like just what I’ve been looking for.
Also, what’s in the hayloft? Hops for light beer?
Yes, that is something else we have to thank Santos for. Light milk and beef I can accept but light beer is the work of Satan!
Amen!
Light beer – kind of like virgin sex, eh?
Erosion’s a bitch, eh?
@FFE
Don’t you mean “sex in a canoe”?