Quiz: What Condiment Are You?

Well, phonically this goes very well with the previous quiz, although the literal-minded such as myself will note that it’s not really a good match.

Still, accurate!


You Are Hot Sauce


You are the life of any party, because you’re so good at bringing people out of their shell.

You have a knack for helping people happily embrace their true selves.

You are ambitious, driven, and fearless. You love taking risks.

Your taste in food is 100% adventurous.

You’re up for sampling any exotic cuisine or someone’s kitchen experiments.

You live for trying new things, and you get sick of eating the same food (even if it’s very delicious).

17 thoughts on “Quiz: What Condiment Are You?

  1. You Are Salsa

    You are an extremely outgoing and vivacious person.
    You are quite tolerant and open minded. You rather accept people than judge them.
    Adventurous and unpredictable, you have the reputation of a daredevil.

    Your taste in food leans toward very spicy and exotic dishes.
    Whether it’s thai food or an extra spicy mexican meal, you’re into the hot flavors.
    You get along with hot sauce personalities. Everyone else, not so much.

    Okay, there’s some strange trend going on here . . . . at least we don’t have the same penis names . . . .

  2. You Are Barbeque Sauce

    You are a social person. You enjoy cooking for other people.
    You are both skillful and competitive. You enjoy mastering hard tasks.
    You appreciate complexity more than simplicity.

    Your taste in food tends to lean toward interesting flavors.
    You appreciate exotic spice combinations. You tend to like cutting edge, fusion cuisine.
    You get along with all personalities from a distance. Except salsa personalities, who always seem to annoy you.

    *waves at FFE* :razz:

  3. I am also barbecue sauce. I would like to point out that hot sauce and salsa are not the same. One is unmitigated heat, and the other can have other things like the sweetness of mango, sometimes. Salsas personalities apparently annoy me, but salsa itself is a staple that goes on everything from eggs to fish.

  4. Wow, this one totally got it wrong. It says I like cooking for others and enjoy exotic quisine and interesting spices. I think not. Fresh!

    Say, do not think I did not catch you putting condiments and penis side by side either. You are so grounded.

  5. max: gee, my ex used to really like that!

    WC, vegetarians are missing one of the greatest flavours the world has ever known, because BBQ sauce just doesn’t work with most things they eat. Tempeh?

  6. Misread that–thought it said “vegetarians are one of the greatest flavours the world has ever known …”

    Clearly I need coffee more than barbeque today.

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