Hahahahahahahahahahaha! This is the easiest quiz I ever gamed. Sure, mildew counts as houseplants! Add in the stuff growing in the sink and I have at least ten different ones. And I can see my bedroom door from my bed, if I stand up on it so as to get a clear line of sight past the pile of clothes at the foot of it.
Your Feng Shui is Decent |
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Truthfully, though, it may be a bit too cluttered and stale. Try rearranging your furniture, donating unwanted items, and bringing in some natural elements. You may be surprised how much more relaxed you end up feeling. |
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my feng shui is Amazing!
even though I’m scary
No. Seriously. My friend you do not understand: I moved from a three story townhouse with private courtyard to a one bedroom apartment. NONE of the above was an exaggeration. And I didn’t even mention hte 27 dairyland cases of magazines dating back to 1979 in my bedroom.
No wonder I have dreams about Claus Von Bulow.
Decent. It must be the sealed 55-gallon drum in my workshop.
Decent. It suggested I should move the bodies, but hell, I went to the trouble of tearing up the floorboards once already.
Maybe I’ll just start sinking them in the water feature.
Ah this is more like it, my feng shui is horrible: Your home is not a very comfortable place to be.
It’s likely you have too much stuff, and you are in desperate need of decluttering.
Do some major cleaning and streamlining of your home. Throw out everything you don’t need.
Bring in a couple plants, a little flowing water, and your home will transform into an oasis!
But I’ve found that observing these strage eco-systems is quite absorbing.
Sadly my dishwasher has just died and the flies now threaten my authority. I’ve considered cleaning but an electronic tennis racquet/swatter seems more fun.
[Opens mouth to speak…. then closes it and winks]
Mine is decent too.
Those questions are lame.
“Clothes on the floor” is technically (in my house, anyway) known as the Floordrobe.
In my home it’s more like Floorbergs.
Your Feng Shui is Decent
Your home is a comfortable enough place. After all, it is your home.
Truthfully, though, it may be a bit too cluttered and stale.
Try rearranging your furniture, donating unwanted items, and bringing in some natural elements.
You may be surprised how much more relaxed you end up feeling.
Hmmm… I could be much, much more feng shui. And maybe I’d be happier? Riighhtt!
It worked in my kitchen, I’ve gotta tell ya.
Ok. Tell me!