11 thoughts on “the truth about great inventions”

1. LOLZ!

2. And think about it: who was the first guy to eat an oyster? I bet he was a desperate, desperate man. It’s not like they make your mouth water to look at them.

3. Capitalism – What if I get someone else to stamp on them and then sell the liquid produced thereby at a profit to myself … and the exciseman …. and to the great happiness of humankind – at least to those not suffering from Liver Failure …

   Communism – a simpler, more rational faith – what I get the Comrades to stomp while I drink the resultant liquid in a Spirit of Marxist-Leninist pScientific Rationalism ……

   Evolutionism …. just think of all the unFit Primates that have died out because through sobriety unfitted to survive the stresses of Life …..

   Es macht man denken, nee

   Dass ist es, doch

4. No, no. True Communism would result in much lower rates of drunkenness and addiction, as anyone who’s ever brewed coffee for a living could tell you. One person will snap and start drinking it before it’s finished, and then everyone else will dive in so they don’t get stuck with the crappy leftovers, so the net alcohol content is vastly reduced relative to the expected one.

5. I like your Communist theory, and it might work for true Communism, but that, like Christianity has never been tried. Unfortunately, it didn’t work well in the Soviet Union, false Communists that they were, and there were a lot of drunks there. Of course, we are talking vodka, not wine.

6. Yes, it’s much harder to stomp potatoes, but then they have all those hefty Babushka grandmas with army boots.

7. Ah, but no-one needs to stomp shoe polish.

8. Is that your military past speaking?

9. Ha! Love it. How about – but I like rolling up leaves in a bit of paper, sticking them in my mouth and setting fire to them.

10. Speaking of inventions, I’m going to email a photo to you that you might be able to use, so if I go to spam, please fish me out. Feel free to delete this, just wanted to give you a heads-up that an attachment email is coming.

11. Thanks, will take a look. My gmail is pretty sophisticated, no worries. But haven’t seen it yet.

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