Introducing perhaps the strangest mashup in history: potty-mouthed Canuck songstress (and former elementary school teacher) Peaches vs the Andy Griffith Show. She even looks like the bastard spawn of a drunken Fife family reunion, conceived under the picnic table amid the scattered and smeared debris of far too many deviled eggs and Budweisers.
NSFW, duh.
Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?
Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?
huh? right. what? uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
SIS IUD, stay in school coz it’s the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it’s the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it’s the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it’s the best.
Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time.
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
huh? what? right. uhh. huh? what? right. uhh.
What else in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches.
huh? what? right. uhh.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
raincoaster 
there’s a big, juicy boner underneath Don Knotts hat.
I just know it.
~m
I’ve heard it was big. I think you could see the outline on Three’s Company a fair bit.
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