PRESS RELEASE – Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak Unveils PineApple, an Apple Competitor

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SAN FRANCISCO– Following Friday’s unveiling of the much un-anticipated PineApple, a bemused tech press is left scratching its head over Steve Wozniak’s next big idea.

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Wozniak, who co-founded tech giant Apple in a garage along with his pal Steve Jobs, is going head-to-head with his old company with his new startup, dubbed PineApple.

Apple was named after Newton’s apple, which disrupted his thought process and led to his development of the theory of gravity.

PineApple is a fruit of a different color, its spiky exterior giving no hint of the sweetness within.

Why PineApple?
Wozniak replied, I thought, why can’t a pineapple make history too? We need more variety in our tech diet.”

The tech legend has long supported social causes, and there is much speculation on what, specifically, the new startup will do: is it computers? gadgets? a nonprofit of some kind?

Wozniak took several years off to return to school and qualify as a schoolteacher, so no…

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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL

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Hmmmmm, if this writing thing doesn’t work out, one needs to be creative about alternate income streams.

Death Mettle: the soundtrack to power through the death cold of death

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As I said on Fedbook, I im in the grip of a grippe so bad it’s almost a mancold, but I’m a woman, so I can handle it.

But I can handle it much better with some power tunes and a hot bath and there’s no bathtub here, only a shower, so the power tunes had best be pretty damn powerful.

So, here they are.

Lily Allen is a goddess. She’s also vulgar as shit, so it took me a long time to look past the laddishness to see the authenticity there.

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I’m not generally into grills, but gold vampire fangs have a certain appeal.

Cynthia Davies, Penetang Paralegal

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Sigh. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to operate Facebook unsupervised. I got this message from someone who’d been ragging on a friend of mine. She claims to be a paralegal. Then she messaged me, apparently about me? I dunno.

Also a member of CANADA WAKING UP THE MASSES and Canadians Rallying to Unseat Stephen Harper
Worked at Animal Rights
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    Cynthia Davies

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    Lorraine Murphy

    Thanks, hon. Who’s Susan?

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    Cynthia Davies

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    Lorraine Murphy

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    Cynthia Davies

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Mark Ward: The Butthurt is Strong with This One, Part the Whatever Part It Is Now

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Dear Mark Ward, Have a full refund, honeybuns

Dear Mark Ward, Have a full refund, honeybuns

I hope I’m not going to have to go emoji on this one. He wouldn’t like me when I’m emoji.