I’m On My Deathbed So I’m Coming Clean: Here’s The Gruesome Truth About What Happened To My First Wife

Swear to god, this short story in a Cthulian vein almost redeems ThoughtCatalog. Almost. It’s THAT good.

451 Indian companies have two weeks to find women directors—or face the music

Hmmmmmm, I could use a richly-paid directorship with all travel expenses paid. Make me offers, India!

Canadian Sniper: watch the trailer

Canadian Sniper, currently breaking box office records from Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, is a poignant lumbersexual domestic drama illustrating the post traumatic stress of a, yes, Canadian Sniper, isolated and alone in an environment deprived even of a backyard rink.

Enjoy?

Hail Cthulhu and Pass the Hash Browns: Video of Octopus Eggs Hatching

Baby Cthulhu

Baby Cthulhu

Just what it says on the tin. And not 26 minutes, either, like the squid eggs hatching video from Wholphin.

This misguided hipster is trying to crowdfund money for 13 dates

As I am currently researching crowdfunding, the Worst Crowdfunder in the World is of intense interest to me. This guy could just stop getting tats and fund his own goddam love life. Or take that noxious quiff out and watch the ladies come running.