Including an owner who’s big on that living vicariously thang, obviously. via Fark. Thanks to Random FlyBy, who led us to the Calgarian source, Jeff deBoer and the full gallery. The Samurai Cat is particularly cool.
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raincoaster 
me want
It’s from a Russian site that I can’t find a direct link to. Maybe try eBay, or the SCA: there’s bound to be a cat-owning compulsive armorer somewhere in their ranks.
Also, how does your CAT feel about it? They tend to be singularly unimpressed at such things.
That’s actually quite gorgeous … not to put on a cat of course (anyhow, my Sunny would be too fat for it and Azar’s ears are much taller than that). Interesting though.
Trim the ears, then. Do I have to teach you people EVERYTHING?
Look at these ears!!! – could you do it?
Anyhow, having the broken ‘hockey-stick’ front leg makes him even more unusual and god-like, or at least that’s what he tells me.
Perhaps it is frozen in permanent benediction, in which case warlike garb would be inconsistent. Just get the other one some liposuction.
my cat would be pretty cool with the armor provided it included a food dispenser.
Oh, there’s no worries about getting a cat into the armour. Just get Raincoaster to come by–she can handle any moggy, so she sez, she does.
By the way, RC–when will you be showing up to give the cat a pill? You begged off with some ridiculous excuse (“Have to work?” Oh come on, could you at least be original please?) even though Mme Metro traveled some thousands of klicks to collect you.
But the offer still stands. You come up here and pill Nabi, and your transportation is handled by M. & Mme Metro.
In the meantime, your reputation as a cat-wrangler is in serious jeopardy. Oh, and we’re almost out of pills and the cat appears to be getting better, so make it quick, hein?
Hmmm, I can’t remember … was that before or after she totally RUINED MY LIFE!!! with that psycho-cat video?
My sleek black companion, a foemidable hunter and warrior made me ask this question: Is it “domestic” cat sized or seized for an “ocelot”size?
In the case of the former being the answer I would like to know how much it weighs? I wouldn’t want to over-balance my get away broom, if and when, we fly in to snatch it.
Offers to truss and medicate cats do not apply to cats in armor, FYI.
We will present you with an entirely naked (but not bald) specimen.
Offer to pay travel expenses does not extend to medical costs incurred by being, bitten, scratched, clawed, or transported to unearthly dimensions and sacrificed to strange and terrible gods, FYI.
Mine or yours?
Um, the specimen in question will be ours? The expenses will most likely be yours.
The GODS, dummy.
My cat doesn’t even get wet food.
Doubt I’m ready for fork out the $$ for that.
Personally, I find wrapping them in tinfoil is more fun. And once you poke them with a fork they’re ready for the oven!
This is a point. But don’t they require marinading? This is why the aquatic Siberian Tiger is such an advantage: they come pre-soaked!
I heard they weren’t aquatic before you turned up with that mysterious pillowcase full of bricks … And where did you say you got those matching scars?
From the Versace Twins, baby. And you should have seen them when I returned them: Gianni was furious!
There you are!
The rumours of your demise have been greatly exaggerated.
On the subject of cats……….
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
I love that there are 846 Kitlers so far.
*kisses and sloppy stuff*
Phoebs
YOU! Where have YOU been, missy? (obviously not here, where I talked about Cats who look like Hitler months ago!)
You’ve got some splainin to do!
(put it in an email. I pulled an all-nighter and have to crash now, since I’ve been up for 22 hours)
Kitlers, kitlers! Get it right.
Now off you go and snuggle down for a nap and I shall sing you to sleep.
Stop sucking your thumb!
I shall indeed fire off an email.
Phoebs
I’m going to have to kill you. Metro and you will get along well, play nicely in the comments section while I snooze.
Versace twins–is that some sort of code for long dangly noodles and meatballs?
No worries, Phoebe, a death threat from Raincoaster is usually a coded message to hide the good gin, she’ll be coming to visit soon.
http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsMice/tabid/63/Default.aspx
He made it.
Guy’s from Calgary.
Fabulous!
Second row down far left even looks like the ears are big enough for Azar.
Personally I think this is a revolution in the age-old war. But it’s actually a cunning plot on the part of mice. When the cats see the little fake mouse armour, they will clamour for their own. They will polish their owners’ ankles until they get some.
Then the mice can rest easy, knowing that no cat can ever creep up on them without clanking. Meantime the mice will be prosecuting the arms race by acquiring nuclear material from the Russian mafia …
I’m sure we all see where this is going.
Awesome! Thanks for that. When I saw it was on an Eastern-European website I knew they’d swiped it from somewhere. Shall update the post immediately.
I do like the Kitty Holy Water Sprinkler. That would be VERY dangerous.