The Star Trek Plot Chart

Create your very own episode of Star Trek with this handy-dandy chart from io9 which makes explicit that which astute fans will have long suspected: that if there’s antique furniture around, you will dance for the ambiguously gay god’s amusement.

Also, the correct spelling of the “red alert sound.”

Star Trek Plot Chart

Star Trek Plot Chart

6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Amber
    Jan 30, 2009 @ 19:12:45

    This makes me laugh. :-)

  2. raincoaster
    Jan 30, 2009 @ 19:35:16

    I feel cheated, actually. Buzzfeed said that all plots ended with Kirk taking off his shirt. But they don’t, waaaaah!

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  4. judyb12
    Jan 31, 2009 @ 18:24:52

    Consider this stolen…

  5. raincoaster
    Jan 31, 2009 @ 19:14:55

    I look forward to enjoying the glorious pingbacks. Or trackbacks. Whichever it is.

  6. cf gh
    Feb 11, 2009 @ 20:34:57

    this is so stupid fuck this shit dick sucking no pussy for you bitch. damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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