Here’s a Schaden-tabulous report from Gawker on the premiere of the movie The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, which is based on the book by imaginary person JT LeRoy. The best part is the Q&A with actress/alien life form Asia Argento. The Whole Shebang and a snippet of the shebang:

At one point, in what was unquestionably the best red carpet moment ever, he introduces the three of us as “the Jew, the Italian, and the Australian.” Oh, if only we had thought to record the awkward silence so that we might share it with you all.

To heavily paraphrase [Argento]: “What is truth? Am I telling you the fucking truth right now? How do you know what the fucking truth is?” She then talked about her personal experience with J.T. and how she had no idea he didn’t exist until everyone else found out about it. “I mean, I slept with J.T. I touched his pussy. I just thought they make great pussies these days. I don’t know. I couldn’t see, it was dark. He said he was on hormones, that was why the boobs were there. I just thought they make great pussies nowadays.”

And, apparently, great drugs.