I do not have the backstory here, but surely it must be one of the immortal ones.

Man hospitalized after his penis was attacked by a Jack Russell Terrier.

That is either a very tall dog, or a very dumb man. And may I ask what kind of German keeps an attack Jack Russell?

Can’t wait to find out how the dog happened to get access to the penis…was he playing with a terrier nekkid? Stuffing Fido down his pants? And what did the owner’s girlfriend have to do with all of this?