Honestly. “Cowboy Meat?”

I wish I could shit you.

I was so stunned by the English blunders herein, I had to buy the menu from them. Can you imagine the scene when that happened? I’ll never forget it. They couldn’t decide whether to be flattered or confused.

Seriously, you have to check out this link. The menu is only the start of the fun; this commentator is being wasted. That is who should be hosting the Oscars, ferchrissakes.