At last, one I haven’t seen before:
| From: Joanne Goodwin joanne.goodwin@yahoo.co.uk | Signed-By: yahoo.co.uk |
Reply-To: raymond.ho1@tiscali.co.uk
To: raincoaster
Date: Mar 21, 2006 10:45 AM
Subject: Business Opportunity!
Date: Mar 21, 2006 10:45 AM
Subject: Business Opportunity!
I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: joanne.goodwin@yahoo.co.uk
Hello,
My name is Joanne Goodwin and I am an artist. I have acquired your email address as a person who is actively involved in or is looking for an online business opportunity or looking for a part time job to compliment current earnings. I live in United Kingdom, with my two kids, four cats, one dog and the love of my life. It is definitely a full house.
I have been doing artwork since I was a small child. That gives me about 31 years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush mixed with color pencils. I have recently added designing and creating artwork on the computer. I have been selling my art works for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the world.
I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to Americans, cos they are always offering to pay with a US money order/check, which is difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom. I am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for me as a part-time worker and i will be willing to pay 10% for every transaction, which wouldn’t affect your present state of work, someone who would help me receive payments from my customers in the states. I mean someone that is responsible and reliable, cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive,i am working on setting up a branch in the states, so for now i need a representative in the united states who will be handling the payment aspect. These payments are in money order/check and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the money order deduct your percentage and wire the balance back. But the problem i have is trust.[ed note – no shit]
It wouldnt cost you any amount, you are to receive payments which will be sent to you via Fedex or UPS courier services from my business patners, which would come in form of a money order/check then you are to cash it and send the cash to me via western union money transfer or moneygram money transfer, all transfer fees should be deducted from the money. If you are interested, kindly get in touch with my secretary Raymond Ho, (raymond.ho1@tiscali.co.uk). Thanks and God bless.
Joanne Goodwin,
Lady Lever Art Gallery
Port Sunlight Village
Wirral, CH62 5EQ
England
-Joanne Goodwin
raincoaster 
replace “artist” with “scamm artist” lol
Indeed. I love the fascinating almost-real English. “I live in United Kingdom.” I can tell; is that a Devonshire accent?
I do love getting a scam that at least a LITTLE bit creative. You can see the work they put into this one. I almost don’t mind dumb people being ripped off by someone this good.
Wow. Thank you. That was a breath of fresh air. New spam.
Although it reminds me of those phone calls one gets periodically, where some at-home-business-opportunity type gets your name and number somehow, and try to pitch you on becoming part of their network.