It’s amazing what you find clicking on “most recently updated” on WordPress. It tends to be more interesting than the “Most popular” which, this week, is Scoble-iffic as always, with strong showings by Dead Raj Kumar and MIT marathoners. BFD! as we say on the W3! By clicking on “Most Recently Updated” blogs, I’ve turned a computer animator on to Canuck Immortal Windsor McKay, found something that will get the nasty red mildew out of my bathroom (is it related to red tide? Apparently yes!) and now, have come (or is that “cum”?) across Beautiful Agony, the least nekkid, most interesting sex site I’ve ever seen.
Beautiful Agony is dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up. That’s where people are truly naked.
The videos were made in private by the contributor (and sometimes their partner). We don’t know what they’re doing, or how they are doing it, we just know it’s real and it’s sexy as hell. Make your ears blush by putting on your headphones and turning the sound to eleven.
Yes, there are free samples. Look for the ones with the red borders and the text underneath that says ‘free sample’.
New agony comes five times per week (at least).
Note to micromanagers everywhere: this must be your spiritual home, because at this very moment, up at the top of the page, it quite clearly says, in large grey-on-white-eurostile lettering, NEXT VIDEO DUE 2 HOURS – 54 MINUTES. I mean, are these people on some kind of a production schedule? Excusing themselves from the dinner table because they’re due “on camera?” The mind boggles. The gonads boggle also, quite an interesting sensation. And since the site isn’t dedicated to filming sex as such, just filming the successful climax (sorry) to Gasmquest, and since we all have our good nights and our off nights, it must be asked:
How do they KNOW??????
Hey, is that Clay Aiken? And really, who leaves their glasses on? Is that woman a German graphic designer or something? If this is all too much for you, there’s always Jean Michel Jarre’s Beautiful Agony. Slightly different, and almost free!
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visit this site for more free agonys:
YOU WILL FIND THAT IF YOUR MOUTH IS OPEN WIDE DURING ORGASM, AND YOU MAKE LOTS OF FEMALE ANIMAL NOISES YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SOMETHING WAY BETTER THAN HAVING IT CLOSED OR ONLY PARTLY OPEN.
IT REALLY WORKS AND MANY FEMALES DO IT SPONTANEOUSLY WITHOUT KNOWING WHY ITS SO GOOD OR WHAT IS CAUSING IT.
I HAVE AN ADDITIONAL COMMENT THAT YOU SHOULD CONSIDER FOR YOUR WEBSITE IN PRODUCING THE BEAUTIFUL AGONY. IT IS THE USE OF THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY IN F****** MACHINES. AWESOME IS THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE THESE F****** MACHINES. THEY ARE USED ALONG WITH THE H***** **** TO PRODUCE SOME MIND BENDING ORGASMS OF THE FIRST MAGNITUDE THAT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THEM PERSONALLY AND HAVE ONLY GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE RESULTS THEY PRODUCE.
Linda, take the F****** caps lock off or you get deleted.
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raincoaster, maybe she used CAPS to make her point – Open your mouth wide and yell, AHHHHH!
Well, I’m petite. I’m only protecting my delicate blog: we can only handle so much, ya know!
A few questions from a blog idiot
How do you keep the spammers from eating you alive? i\’ve seen blogs with nothing but spam postings.
How do you keep some left wing extremist from posting racist or defamatory rhetoric? and if you cant stop them, what are you legally liabel when they do?
can viruses be posted to blogs?
1) I use Akismet, which rocks. I haven’t checked the spam file in 48 hours, but I just went there and it has 1300 spams that they caught in that time. And only one spam post got through, which I already deleted.
2) I AM a left-wing extremist! You can’t get farther left than communal anarchy! But I don’t find bigotry to be the exclusive province of any particular political school of thought.
You cannot prevent people from speaking their minds, whatever their minds may contain, except by switching off comments entirely or censoring them one by one. I don’t bother: I encourage incendiary postings, because I believe that complacency is a far worse enemy than dialogue, however emotional.
The law is different in different placesl; WordPress is hosted in the US, and US laws apply to WordPress blogs. Recently, the Supreme Court ruled that blog owners are not responsible for the comments on their sites; the authors of those comments are.
IMO the vocalizations were well, tame. Apparently those recorded during orgasm live in apartments and are concerned about being heard through the thin adjoining walls or something. I live in the country where we can howl with impunity and I do … believe me I do …. ;)
I found that I couldn’t access really any of the videos from that free website… I had to download and save and open and all that stuff, and it still didn’t work. Wondering if there is anyway to access these free sample videos easier…
No idea. Happy hunting!
In case anyone is interested, I’ve started a stop-motion animation in tribute to Beautiful Agony surprising enough called “Beautiful Puppet Agony”. You can check out the details of the project on my blog at http://deezone.com/projects/beautiful-puppet-agony/. There’s also a bunch of Beautiful Agony samples for those interesting in the original source of inspiration.
Hey, Beautiful Agony has got a Twitter now with funny lines from the interviews they, really funny! twitter.com/beautiful_agony
So, I found this blog via a link that said “I was on this a year ago”. Do you mean as a participant? And if so, which number are you? Enquiring minds really DO want to know :)
Nope, I’m a blogger, not an exhibitionist. Besides, if I were to do it I would certainly put it on my OWN site, not theirs.