Would you buy your cosmetic medical procedures from this woman?

Marthat Vasquez, the Botox KillerLet's hope not. Martha Mata Vasquez is the Botox Killer. Her charge has just been upgraded, from the piddly "manslaughter" to actual murder, based on new evidence. Currently being held in Monterey County jail with bail set at $1,000,000, Martha has been toddling all over Northern California giving so-called "Botox Parties" where, instead of actually delivering the deadly poison to the nerves as she was hired to do, she instead injected her victims with cooking oil. It's cheaper, at least in the short run. And there's little risk of victims going to the police and admitting they'd done something so stupid. If they didn't care about appearances, they wouldn't be buying cosmetic medical procedures in the first place.

No-one wants to look bad.

Olivia Castillo just wanted a perky butt. If she thought Botox would give it to her, she didn't understand the first thing about Botox: it's what you give something when it won't stop perking, and you don't want it to. Yes, it can keep your nipples down. It could keep Colin Farrell down in a nudist colony. It can keep anything down, frankly, if you use enough of it in the right place. But Olivia didn't really care about the details, she just wanted a nice butt.

So she paid a total stranger to inject her with substances she didn't understand, in the uncertified and unsterile surroundings of a friend's living room. And died of an embolism as a result.

Man, what ever happened to Tupperware?

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