From Sploid. I have to wonder, though, about their use of the phrase "what may be the world's first cheese-inspired perfume." I mean, that's a sure bet if ever I saw one, if there's a merciful god in heaven and if there weren't, surely we'd have gotten the memo by now.

Though it's odor has been compared to a dead mouse, the folks who make Stilton cheese are introducing a new perfume based on the legendary stench.

The Stilton Cheese Makers Association is working with an aromatics manufacturer to produced what may be the world's first cheese-inspired perfume, Eau de Stilton.

The number of people for whom the scent of Stilton would be an improvement is mercifully small. And if you've gotten to the point where Stilton would make you smell better, you're probably not on the market for perfume.