Good, now half my girlfriends will drop the losers they're dating.
From WebMD via FoxNews, god forbid I should link to Fox News, via Fark.
It's now possible to replace a defective, damaged, or diseased penis with a penis grown in a laboratory
Researcher Anthony Atala, MD, director of the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center, reported the findings at this week’s annual meeting of the American Urological Association in Atlanta.
"Our goal is eventually to treat infants and adults with birth defects, penis trauma, or penis cancer," Atala tells WebMD. "But this is a future goal. We are now deciding which animal model to explore next."
May raincoaster tastelessly suggest the horse?
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Hark–what’s that rustling sound? It’s the noise of a gogojillion spam messages fluttering into my inbox: “Enahnce now the male virilityness of you!!”
Honey, if you don’t believe that the second this announcement went out a million pervy doctors started scanning the ‘net for how to enhance man’s favourite personal bit of himself, you’re even more delightfully deluded than I thought. But in a nice way :-)
I personally have my own plans
By the way–what was that crack about chubby guys with goatees? Vex me notte, lest I engayge upon thee in a flamme warre! (Kiss kiss).
Flame wars are awesome for hits!!! Go for it! And the next time you become an iconic Kevin Smith character, do some liveblogging ferchrissakes.
Actually, I’m wondering how their press release didn’t get filtered out by spamkilling software. Romenesko tried sending out an email about breast cancer and it ended up in everyone’s junk mail folder, even though it was hard news.
You’re a ‘size matters’ girl then raincoaster?
On the advice of counsel I have no comment at this time. Me, I just go for the cheap joke. But most of my friends do declare that mo’ boner mo’ bettah.