Here's an epic battle between an infarct-ready Hong Kong businessman and a simpleminded kid (modern equivalent to Tolstoy and Shakespeare's "holy fool"). I think I'm rooting for the kid, but if you go on pure adrenaline and infarction potential, the old guy's gotta have your vote (along with Donald Trump's)A few choice exchanges have been excerpted below. From the Guardian.

There must be noise
but
our voices are the same
but
yes, did I blame you?
Aren't you good at fight? Fuck!
I've pressure,
You've pressure,
Why did you aggress me?
…
fuck yo momma
Nevertheless, don't fuck the mom
who then should I fuck?

Well, exactly.