Not bad, for beginners. Some of us, however, have been ripping off Mrs. Parker for so long that the primary charms of Gawker's effort lie with its endearing amateurism.

Itinerary

Taxis will crash you;
Subway folks stab;
Pedicabs have no a/c;
Buses are drab.
Ferries take ages
and leave you stuck at the dock.
Limos are expensive;
You might as well walk.

Four stabbings at Times Square, New York subway [Reuters]
Cabbie, vics: Two realities [NYDN]