You know, sometimes I suspect there’s a factory somewhere in Korea or maybe Guam, stuffed with people hastily making retro-style ads and uploading them to YouTube so the companies for which they work get credit for having been transgressive in the Seventies. This is one of those times.

Tell me these aren’t Seventies haircuts. And tell me that isn’t an  Eighties style URL. So, tell me what this ridonkulous Folgers commercial actually means…if anything.

BTW Folgers actually sux. It makes Maxwell House look like Cafe Artigiano.