What’s that coming over the highway retaining wall?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
Archetypally silly beach movie, featuring nobody you ever heard of “and the glamorous, famed dancing Watusi girls from Hollywood‘s famed Whiskey a Go Go nightclub!”
Hip chicks are shaking
in the knees
because there’s a MONSTER on the beach!!!Music by Frank Sinatra, Jr.
If you see this ghoul, play it cool.
Yeh, yeh, yeh, this one will kill you!
Seriously, you MUST watch this till the Furry Frankie sings. If you weren’t screaming before, this will do the trick.
raincoaster 
“Chicks, you have a problem? You won’t after…”
“Play it cool when you meet this ghoul!”
40 years from now, what will people be making fun of? We think we’re soooo sophisticated…but so did they. Gads.
They’re not the ones who keep Andy Dick and Adam Sandler in Martinis and blow.
True. I don’t know Andy Dick, but I do have my Adam Sandler moments.
Thanks. Needed the perspective.
These references…….Andy Dick?…..yer avin a larf girrrl…….Adam Sandler?…que?…..oh I geddit!…A.Sandler……asshandler! Comes from living in a presbyterian country, spose.
ScotsToryB
p.s. What is ‘hey, hey,, in the moonlight’ ?
STB
I dunno. It couldn’t have been sex; that wasn’t invented till OUR generation, right?
Andy Dick is a substance-abusing trainwreck. Think of him as the American Pete Doherty of standup comedy without the good looks and model girlfriend. His comedy is not nearly as amusing as his real life, but the man is making money somehow.
Too right! I, me, myself personally was found in the rhubarb patch which made me feel, years later, when helping my brother to dig it out, strangely oedipucidal. Shortly thereafter I discovered The Little Red Book and, lo, sex was invented.
Sounds like I should sympathise with Mr Dick – sorry, just writing that made me laugh. Enough.