via Former Frontier Editor: Jackie Mason is speaking:
Frank Sinatra saved my life.
One night at the Sands, four guys started beating and kicking me within an inch of my life. Just when I thought I was going to die, Frank walks by and says,
“That’s enough, boys.”
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Heck. I thought it was funny.
It is. Generosity is a relative thing. That Frank: what a pal, eh?
Guess we’re both pleasantly malajusted, eh?
At the very least. I just dropped a large section of The Case of Charles Dexter Ward on Vicus’ site. Won’t he be pleased!
Shrilled thitless, I’m sure >B^D>
I’m sure I’ll hear about it. Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Actually, it’s pretty out of control. I just put a Cthulhu reference in an email to a singles club I’m part of. Hopefully they get the joke and don’t just call the nice orderlies again…
Certainly explains why you’re still hanging out with online singles clubs …
Hey, how else are we gonna catch the rest of America’s Most Wanted? Vancouver online singles clubs have a lock on it!
What–don’t the cops know where you live?
Of course they do. I love a man in uniform…or three.
Is THAT why your picture’s on the wall down at the station? I thought that “for a good time call …” scrawled across it was unrelated. The fact that it was actually your phone number I just chalked up as a lucky guess on someone’s part.
Damn, I go through so many of those posters since the boys started asking me to sign them.