Is there anything this man can’t get away with? Ripping poor little Teri Hatcher‘s heart to shreds? Spurning Julia Roberts? Posing for Vanity Fair with models an even foot taller and two decades younger? Being compared with the immortal Cary Grant? That mullet from the Facts of Life?
Nothing.
Including this. Yes, as Gawker reports in their beloved Gawker Stalker feature, sexiest man alive George Clooney simply makes literal what so many generations of men have done only metaphorically.
He gives the girl shit.
George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh were dining at the Post House restuarant tonight (Wednesday). They were discussing and laughing about the movie Broke Back Mountain. George Clooney offered his stool to an attractive blonde who was at the bar.
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Sexiest man alive , ha , you haven’t seen me in my cream velour suit.. Now that a spicy meatball!
The mind boggles.
It must be said, however, that I would take quite a large amount of crap from George Clooney.