When you’re this guy you don’t. Say hello to Michel Lauziere of the comedy troupe “Les Foubrac” from Quebec, whom we ran across on Flabber, a strange Dutch site. This surely must be the longest musical instrument in the world, at over a furlong in length.
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“Longest musical instrument in the world”–I couldn’t see the video initially, and thought you’d broken down and posted some Britney Spears or Paris Hilton crotch shots.
Imagine my appointment.
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http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/474
I have a Canada related fact
Minor footnote – under FoI legislation, someone discovered that if Canada broke up into a number of still very large bits, the only province Uncle Sam had his beady eye on was Alberta.
boo hoo nobody wants you !!!arf arf!!gleeful chuckle
Do you think they’d take it right now?
Amen, Metro. But they’d have to take the Albertans with it! That’d be a deal-killer for sure.
engtech, thanks for the pix. Tom sure is pretty for a “straight” guy!
Metro, did you assume they had meat flutes? You’re going to love my next post then.
That would explain a great deal, but no, I hadn’t thought of that (pops off for a squiz at next post).
Sod that, I think that might be worse.
A Gamelan laid end to end would probably be longer.
Not sure though.