Pretty fucking awesome if you wrote this quiz. It just may be the most awesome quiz ever written. Here’s a sample question:
6. Someone has left an orphan at your doorstep. What do you do?
- I wipe my feet on it and walk inside.
- I cradle it tenderly and whisper quiet words of nurturing. Then punt it.
- I force it to fight a cage match with another orphan in order to obtain food, then inform it that the food is the corpse of their defeated orphan opponent. HAHA AWESOME!
- I do something which is neither cruel nor cool. I am a big chunk of fresh-roasted lame.
You are 81% awesome!
You’re awesome. You could be a hired assassin or secret agent, preferably any job that requires killing. Although at this level of awesome, you probably kill for fun, just to stay in shape. You could shake Chuck Norris’ hand. Do not look him in the eyes.
How Awesome Are You?
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yes, you are so very awesome that I tagged you for a meme. Yes, I’m that horrible. Go to my blog to read the rules and stuff. :)
Oh god, another one????
Negitory, good buddy. Did that one two days ago; thought I’d tagged you, but I’ve been sleep-deprived lately and somewhat out of sorts.
97%! Yee ha!
Impressive. You single?
91% I am “one of the pillars of awesomeness that hold up the world”. Or “perhaps you lied on the quiz–but it still counts”.
You know, you’re really not impressing us out here. You’re 100% of a sleepy octopus god, but a kind of wishy-washy everything else. I suppose you are A-minus awsome in your own way, though. Everybody’s special.
I will eat your brains, puny human. And besides, I know you lied on the quiz.
Only about punting the orphaned baby, and then only because there was no option for “baste with a bourbon-barbeque sauce then roast at 20 minutes per pound”.
20 minutes per pound? Only if you’ve already browned the exterior. Babies are fatty!
I brown it in the death lasers emanating from my eyes.
Besides, I like ’em rare.
Haven’t you heard? Babies aren’t rare. Just hang around Britney Spears with a catcher’s mitt and wait a few months.
So, by this definition, ‘awesomeness’ is insane cruelty and obnoxiousness?
Great.
I’ll just be lame, thank you.
Overly-serious responses to humorous entertainments do indeed fit under that description.
Despite that, I tend to think she’s pretty awesome. But I’d never tell anyone that publicly.