Beating out even acrylic slipper socks. If’n I don’t scare up some spare cash pronto, this may well be what everyone gets this year…a certificate indicating that a donation has been made in your name to the charity of my choice. Click to see which it is.
One size fits all!
Fake Charity Donation Certificate Generator
and, for good measure
raincoaster 
Sorry, I already gave to them at the office – – –
C’mon! Admit it: You would never have had this idea had Mme Metro and I not sent one for Christmas.
By the way–my sister sent us that bloody dancing elf. Now here it is Christmas and I’m all traumatized.
But I also got a score of 2,380,000 on that game.
Raincoaster…did you get the package? And, more importantly, are you waiting ’till Christmas to open it??
Heehee!
Hey, I got 6,148,887 – once – I followed it with 960!
Actually, I’ve realised the score seems to be random–but I got 220 bounces off a single shot!
But it’s still fun. And no, Metro, I’ve been playing this since I found Elf Yourself. I love that site! Best. Christmas. Games. Ever.
Yes, Lori, I did get the package, and I AM waiting till Christmas to open it. I promise.
I remember, years ago, in the school tuck shop there was a pinball machine and my brother once got the ball bouncing exactly between two – umm – bouncers, and it just kept going – lunchtime came and went and that ball was still bouncing back and forth. When the 83rd free game came up, the shop-keeper came over and closed the machine down!
Awwww, that’s a good way to lose business. Sometimes God just wants you to get that 84th free game, and it’s dangerous to flout his will.
You could put your eye out!