and the fact is, in a perfect world the facts of life are revealed to your delicately budding sensibilities in the presence of none other than America’s Sweetheart and Sexiest Man Alive, George Clooney.
I, apparently, grew up in a perfect world. And so did you. Who knew?
The simple fact of life for George Clooney, however, is that the poor man will never, as long as he lives and no matter what he achieves, including Oscars, Sexiest Man Alive Hall of Fame status, earning a coveted internship on the good ship Fugger, even achieving the Presidency, bringing about world peace and/or saving the planet from paparazzi/mutants/asteroids/misunderstood minorities gone bad, he will never live down this haircut.
You take the gel,
You take the bangs,
You take them both and there you have the ‘do Clooney.
The view ew-ee!
There’s a time you gotta go afro
You’re growin’ out,
You know about the blowdryer.
Oh no, feathers!
When the look never seems,
To be working without the Brylcreem.
And suddenly you’re finding out,
The Caesar look will help you out.
The greying works too.
Hot Dippity-do!
A goatee pour vous?
It takes Christophe to get it right,
But you’re learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of li-fe.
Tootie, as usual, gets the best lines.
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Technorati me!
raincoaster 
*rolls eyes* The audio player WILL work…once I’m fast asleep. I totally believe it.
George does absolutely nothing for me.
Good god, woman! I see a medication adjustment in your future. Who’s better than George?
Oh, nearly anyone. Except Tom Cruise (who doesn’t approve of medications but needs some desperately).
True enough. Too bad he is so purty; if he had a face like Randy Quaid he’d have long since sunk to “also starring” roles on sitcoms.
bbbbbbbut didn’t I already say, you can just TELL he smells good? That, for me, is the true essence of Clooney’s sex appeal. The Cary Grant of our times. Sigh. Swoon. Subside.