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To all you nasty H8erz: the man has a penis 35 feet long, the FCC is too in love with him to take issue with his blatant display of self-love right there in the halftime show, he’s had more hit records than you’ve had burritos, he successfully stuck it to the record conglomerates in a brilliantly subversive and artistic way, and he’s had every woman he ever wanted (three of them got pregnant just from his sidelong glances!). Also, he’s been known to do a set or two at piddly little clubs in places like, say, Vancouver, just for shits and giggles without even taking a piece of the five dollar (Canadian) cover.
Let’s go to the transcripts, shall we?
No need for the teams to come back out. The game is over. It was a very entertaining first half, but Prince is just gonna hold it down for the next couple hours. It’s all good.
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You scored as Parade Prince. You are the Parade Prince. You know that you are funny and make everyone around you feel better. You’re funny and smart and witty.
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Never could understand what the attraction is with this guy. I think he’s totally icky. And what is he wearing on his head??
You scored as Sign ‘O’ The Times Prince.
You’re the Sign ‘O’ The Times Prince. You’re the amazing genious that you’ve always known. Extremely creative, you excell to the top of the game of life. You love to keep everyone guessing.
Sign ‘O’ The Times Prince 100%
Musicology Prince 83%
Around The World In A Day Prince 83%
Purple Rain Prince 67%
Grafitti Bridge 67%
Parade Prince 67%
Slave Prince 67%
Dirty Mind/Controversy Prince 67%
You’re Not Prince… You’re The Artist 50%
1999 Prince 33%
Diamonds & Pearls Prince 33%
Lovesexy Prince 0%
God I love Prince. If there’s a god, he’s short sexy and funky and purple and sexy and funky.
Prince is Pure sex.
There is little else that can be said.
A lot of people thought his performance was horrible. I loved it, although I think he would’ve looked much better without the do-rag thingie. At any rate – thanks for your comments on the forum I opened. You were receptive and helpful; and it’s greatly appreciated. It’s my wish that people, who have been on WordPress for a while, would rid themselves of what appears to be a blogger royalty attitude. I know it sounds unkind to say that. But that’s how it comes across. Maybe they can learn from your example – as you seem to be pretty outspoken – as I am; rather than worried about kissing the staff’s buttocks, or sniffing out a newbie’s buttocks :)
Thanks Again
For the record, I am Grafitti Bridge.
Sorry, but he just ain’t Morris Day and the muthaf****n’ TIME!!!!!
Hey Jessee, now . . now Jerome! Yay-esss!
Oweoweo!
See the redemptive power of Prince, Y’all?
Joshua, I’m sorry I was so blunt. I wish you luck with your tormentor, and if I were you I would call the police: that’s what I did in a similar circumstance, and it has a remarkable way of getting people to lay off you. I believe that a comparison between online and offline disagreements is a good reality check. If you were in a dispute like this with your neighbor, what would you do? You’d argue, you’d defend yourself from attacks, you’d call the police if the law had been transgressed, but you wouldn’t necessarily expect everyone in town to rise to your defence. If the dispute took place on the sidewalk, it’s not the Department of Transportation’s responsibility. Human relationships are fraught, and they are our own responsibility.
If this is about that horribly cheesy woman who was gaming the tag system and crying Boo-Hoo, I Didn’t Realize (fat chance), I wouldn’t worry. She’s made an ass and a nuisance of herself to too many people and they will be watching. As I said to her, now that she knows it’s a TOS violation, she’d better stop it. If it happens again I wouldn’t be surprised to see her blog deleted.
If, however, you’re on the Blog Critic side of the argument, the same thing goes on a much smaller scale. The expectation is that spats like this will get handled by the individuals in them, and crying for help on the forum in a private flamewar draws attention but not necessarily support. I would have expected better behaviour, frankly. There are no minimum moral or personal standards for joining WordPress, so you’re going to meet all types out here. You have to learn to deal with them all, particularly if you’re going to be criticizing their blogs.
Blog Critic’s comments about that woman’s blog were, however, right on. That is not in question by ANYONE as far as I know.
Take my advice: make sure this person knows you’re ready to go to the police and that it’s a stalking felony we’re talking about here. The cops may or may not make an arrest, but they WILL put a red flag on that person’s file, for all to see.
Prince rules. I have been listening to him since the early eighties, when I was breakdancing on cardboard –much before the birth of about half of the folks complaining about his performance.
Ahh, what do these young punks know about what is good music anyway? Prince is a living legend in rock ‘n’ roll.
Too bad the man has no breasts to expose or this would have been the best half time show ever!
:cool:
Damn straight. As a rocker and as a human being, Prince is the King. Who else could make a marching band look cool?
Gwen Stefani, but only because she is such a babe.
Not my type. I wuz gonna say something about her hair being too synthetic, but this IS the Prince thread, so we cannot go there. I just don’t like the way she sounds like she’s swallowed her tongue when she sings.
Sorry raincoaster, I wasn’t referring to her hair being hot, nor her voice.
Goddamn it, the video is no longer available. What is even worse is that I stupidly took a nap right before halftime and missed the whole fucking thing. I am very upset with myself but perhaps not so upset as losing three hundred bucks on those Bad News Bears.
Cunt tease.
I so totally rock! I’m 1999 Prince!
You\’re the 1999 Prince. You are genious in everything you do, inventing things, and trying to get to a top status. You\’re also a control freak.
1999 Prince 100%
Yeah.
I’m really pissed off that I didn’t get 1999 Prince a bit higher up the list. I mean.. i like Sign o the times..but 1999…..big place in my heart.
I really thought the half-time show was awesome…since I am a recovering band nerd, it was the only part of the SB I watched. I appreciated that he used the marching band (he rehearsed with them for, like, a week.) At any rate, it was much cooler than the time my high school band put on half-time for the Sugar Bowl as the accompaniment for a quartet of…sigh…Beatles impersonators.
1999 Prince? Kewlness.
Videos are updated; the quality is lousy, but hopefully they’ll let them stand.