Anna Nicole Smith took the Jimi Hendrix way out

Anna Nicole Smith, Playboy

It seems “heart failure” was even more euphemistic than we thought. Access Hollywood is reporting that she choked to death on her own vomit, while under the influence of sedatives. Just like Jimi. You probably don’t want to watch the video they’ve got on that site; it’s voyeuristic, to say the least.

According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that she appeared to have choked on her own vomit.

The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a “children’s sedative,” and had “kept passing out” before her death.

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6 thoughts on “Anna Nicole Smith took the Jimi Hendrix way out

  1. The Jew killed her!

    Sorry – nothing against Jews – just trying to make a splashy headline.

    Seriously though~what if he’s pluckin’ them off, one by one? I mean, he just always seems to be around! Watch out for a SIDS mishap with that baby!

    Of course, here’s what I really think – Anna had surgery, she got an infection, she probably was weak from doing drugs before her surgery, and her heart just gave out!

  2. The Jew indeed may have killed her: that’s the most popular theory on Defamer and Gawker. I mean, here she marries into 1.6 billion buckaroonies, the husband dies. His only son dies. Anna Nicole’s son dies. Anna Nicole dies…this leaves her baby as the sole heir to that fortune, and the custodial “parent” (unconfirmed through DNA and there are 64 other claimants!) as the legal guardian of that wealth.

    Let no man claim Thierry Roussel hasn’t contributed to mankind. To humankind, no. To MANkind, yeah, sure. Every marginalized group needs a spiritual leader, even impregnators-for-hire.

  3. I’d say it’s unlikely. Although he was the first of the clan to die, he seemed by far the least messed up. His mother was inappropriately sexual with him, though, and it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard of such a thing.

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