From this very talented entrant to the charmingly deranged Amy (my favorite Sedaris) Sedaris‘s cutsie craft contest, Put Googly Eyes On Food or whatever the hell it was called.

I’m sure she stole the inspiration from Googly Eyes on Cock, by the way; I wonder if it’s the same photographer who did both Shoggoths?

And now, a musical interlude. Byakhee, Byakhee, from the musical parody Shoggoth on the Roof. Lyrics over the abyss…

Regardless, do not miss the dramatic and mythologically accurate tableau of Severed Unicorn Head versus Nosferatu.

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