Yep, that’s twice in a week the demented ex-songbird has gone over the wall. First was Eric Clapton’s posh tank in Antigua, but the apparent gin drought on the tropical paradise was too much for the delicate pipes of the mistress of the High C, so she bailed, flying home to LA whereupon she staggered around the Valley for awhile, shaved her head (the curtains finally match the carpet!), got a couple of tattoos, attempted to rent a room at a posh hotel with nothing more than a lighter and some pocket lint, put her new house on the market, and on Tuesday voluntarily went to the Promises residential rehab in Malibu.
Now ETonline says she’s out again.
Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning — less than 24 hours after checking into the facility.
Following the news that she was in rehab, her manager LARRY RUDOLPH released a statement Tuesday, saying, “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”…
Oops, she did it again!
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Ok. So, she is no longer a train wreck waiting to happen. She is a train wreck currently happening, and a truly spectacular one at that.
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Ehh, she’s ruining her life. Personally, I don’t care that she burst out again.
I keep fretting about her two little kids. Hopefully, they aren’t on this bald-headed silicone breasted train’s tracks and getting run over and again and again. :(
She is a human who needs help. Though I’m not a fan, it’s unfair to judge her this way, with name calling and negativity. I hope she gets help, if not for herself, for her kids’ sake.
This is news?
Hang on, let me find my “remotely interested in what a personality-deficient multi-millionaire does” face.
Prediction: Assuming she fails to overdose herself, she’ll turn up again about two months from now claiming to have been cured, and to have found Jesus/Scientology/Kabbalah. She will go on to say that “the pressure” of being who she is “drove her” into a pattern of substance abuse.
To which one could say “Un-huh. And to what do you attribute the stupidity?”
She is a human being, and needs help. No denying it. But she is thoroughly the creature of her own making. Any pressure she feels is the result of her own frantic scrabbling for the spotlight. For contrast, compare her first album cover (the Mouseketeer look) with the famed departing-limo-sans-undergarments pictures (another mammal entirely). If she’s been driven into anything, it’s her hand on the wheel.
I sympathize with addicition. But let’s not forget that she went out of her way to get there. Oh–and that her kids are humans too.
Good luck to her and can we now resume regular programming?
Right. Metro, who’s ostentatiously uninterested, leaves a comment with a word count that is a high multiple of anyone else’s.
I, personally, have no idea if this is addiction-driven or a straightforward mental breakdown, or just a way to stay in the papers when you’ve not released or worked on an album in over two years. But I have no problem whatsoever making fun of her; there’s no evidence at all that Britney has a self-esteem problem, nor any problem being photographed and reported doing mortifying things. The “Britney threw up in my trash can” story is one of the most common in Hollywood.
Call me an absolutist, a disciplinarian—anything at all, really—but it seems to me that if Britney truly can’t get herself together, there can be only one lasting solution.
Agreed, but the question is, how can we get her out on the end of Santa Monica Pier without her suspecting something?
Also, I am touched that my friends in England, ancient Rome and the American South all felt compelled to send me this squid news. Thank you all: a ten-tentacle salute to each of you!