blog-o-matic

Mad scientist!Because sometimes you’re just too damn lazy to write the blog post yourself. Here, via the Generator Blog, is the Blog-o-matic blog post generator (now improved: 50% less maudlin than the LiveJournal post generator).

My result:

Everything to know about Genes

Last night I dreamt we simply need to realize to make peace on earth. Why am I talking about Genes, you probably wonder… OK, I will tell you something here now… Back in school things were still OK. Like a true poet or something. OK, but back to the story. But something felt awkward. I dreamt of a giant banana. Which isn’t something I post about usually, but…

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and the LiveJournal Generator:a blue kitten!!! OMG so cute!!!

Your entry is as follows:

Today was really great.
I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I’m really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I’m so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I’ll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda’s friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I’d post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am making this journal friends only because I don’t want the world to read what I’m writing, even though I’m posting it on the internet.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I’m not suffering alone. It’s cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you Customize.

Type something here.

That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.

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11 thoughts on “blog-o-matic

  1. Pingback: blog-o-matic « casa az

  2. I quite liked mine – the mention of having silly hair was rather uncanny…

    On the World Wide Web Thingie

    Sometimes I wonder we cannot continue to participate in acts of aggression. How is this related to the World Wide Web Thingie, you may ask? OK, I will tell you something here now… About the time I broke up with my ex my hair was silly. Well well, you may say. OK, but back to the story. But it was different that time. I collided with the powers of a truth and stuff. But wait until you hear how…

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  3. I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

    I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.

    Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it’s ok, but if I don’t pass this I’ll lose my scholarship.

    I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I’m going to cut out Robert’s heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

    I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

  4. Sorry–what was the automatically generated part? It’s so hard to tell …

    About Hatred Towards Minorities

    It occurred to me that we cannot continue to make peace on earth. How is this related to Hatred Towards Minorities, you probably wonder… So… When I was younger I was totally into music. Not a minute too late, I may add In a nut-shell: But it was different that time. I met truth and stuff. And then…

    And after I met stuff, my hair was pretty silly too.

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